Okay so I soooo would have had this up sooner but my computer was being a penis and it had like 500 something adware and like 300 something viruses on it. I just got it back today and I'm still not using it...HA! It's not hooked up yet! But now that I have it that means quicker updates. Sorry for taking like too long for this one! Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of it's characters. If I did...oooooo yea...hehehehe...yay!
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Toshiro threw on a pair of dirty pants and a random t-shirt. He had just gotten off of the phone with his mechanic, Kenpachi Zaraki, and he had to be there in twenty minutes. The guy lived a good fifteen minutes away which meant he had to leave right now. It didn't help that Gin and Izuru wanted to tag along either. He walked out of his bedroom and ran into the room Gin and Izuru were in. When he opened the door, they both stood there, half naked, making out.
"Dammit you guys hurry the hell up. You can do that in the car," Toshiro snapped.
"You're no fun Toshiro," Gin grumbled as Toshiro closed the door.
"You ready Ayame?" Toshiro called as he walked into the living room.
"Yep. Just giving the guys a quick pep talk," Ayame called back from the kitchen.
Gin and a now embarrassed Izuru walked out of the bedroom from behind Toshiro.
"Ready. Now can we go so I can finish what I started?" Gin asked impatiently.
"Yes...fuckin perv," Ayame replied as she walked into the living room.
"Good, Lets go," Toshiro nodded and headed out the door.
The others followed him and they were off to the mechanics in no time flat.
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They pulled into the driveway of a somewhat run down house. The grass was overgrown, random junk was laying in the yard, the screen door was hanging from it's hinges. It wasn't pretty. They stepped out of the car and headed towards the garage. Before they got three feet away from the car, the garage door opened and a child with bright pink hair came running out. She was followed shortly after by a mountain of a man with black hair that was spiked straight up.
"Give that back dammit!" The man screamed.
The girl ran to the other side of Toshiro's car and jingled a bell she had in her hand.
"I'm not kidding Yachiru! Give that back!" The man pointed to the little girl.
"Come get it Ken-Chan," The girl giggled.
The man stood right next to Izuru and screamed, "DAMMIT YOU FUCKING RODENT! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!"
Yachiru just giggled, not taking the threat seriously. Izuru wasn't taking it quite as well. When the man screamed into his ear, he froze. He stood there, stiff as a board, and started seeing stars. The world around him started fading to black and he felt himself falling backwards. Luckily, Gin noticed this and caught Izuru right before he slammed into the car. He propped Izuru back up and looked into the youngers eyes worriedly.
"Ya okay?" Gin asked.
Izuru blinked hard then looked up at Gin, "I think so..."
"What happened? Ya froze then started fallin over," Gin explained.
"Then that's what happened dumbass..." Ayame sighed.
"I don't like screaming," Izuru mumbled shyly.
"Ya scared em Kenpachi. You dick," Gin growled.
Kenpachi ignored Gin and ran after Yachiru. They ran around the car about four times before Ayame reached out and grabbed Yachiru as she slowed to turn around the corner. Yachiru struggled against Ayame's grasp.
"Let go of me you hag!" Yachiru growled.
Ayame tightened her grip and growled, "Watch your mouth kid."
Kenpachi walked over and snatched Yachiru away before she could protest. He pried the bell out of the girls hand then let her go.
"Ken-Chan's no fun!" Yachiru pouted.
Kenpachi sighed, "Don't do that."
Yachiru folded her arms and gave the man the best puppy look that she could. Kenpachi put his head in his hand. He sighed deeply and handed the bell to the girl. Yachiru took the bell and jumped up and down before running inside.
"You're welcome rodent," Kenpachi grumbled.
"So...about my car," Toshiro smiled.
"Yea. Whatcha need done to it?" Kenpachi turned to face the short man.
"Spark plugs and an oil change," Toshiro explained, handing a bag of spark plugs to Kenpachi.
"Alright. It'll take an hour or two. You guys stayin here or ya got somewhere to be?" Kenpachi asked as he examined the spark plugs.
"We were just gunna hang here if you didn't mind," Toshiro shrugged.
"Nah. Kill the kid while you're at it. She's been driving me up a wall ever since she woke up," Kenpachi smiled wolfishly.
The group smiled and took their seats in some broken lawn chairs.
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"I'm going to die of boredom in this uptight, over-clean, torture chamber that you call a house," Renji grumbled.
"Oh quit your whining Abarai," Azra sighed.
"He's got a point Azra. There's nothing on TV, he has no games, it sucks," Ikkaku commented.
"Think we could go swimming?" Ichigo asked.
"I don't think he's home," Azra replied.
"...so," Ikkaku stated, a grin slowly growing across his face.
"A nice dip would do us some good babe," Grimmjow shrugged..
Azra sighed and looked over the small crowd, "Alright."
Everyone cheered then ran to find their bathing suits. Azra walked into the bathroom, followed by Grimmjow, to change.
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Kenpachi came out from under the now jacked up CRV with oil stained blackened hands. He got up and walked past the group of four.
"You guys want anything to drink?" He asked as he walked inside.
"Nah. I think we're good," Toshiro replied.
Kenpachi shrugged and disappeared from sight. The awkward silence that had fallen upon the crowd didn't last long.
"The hell are you doing out here Shiro?" They heard a voice from across the road.
Toshiro looked up to see Momo walking across the street, straight towards them. He felt a slight tingle of fear run through his veins as he stood up.
"What are you doing here Momo?" Toshiro asked as calm as possible.
"I live across the street. What's she doing here?" Momo snapped.
"She's my girlfriend. And you'd better learn to accept it," Toshiro growled.
"No. I am your girlfriend. And you'd better learn to accept it," Momo smiled crazily as she inched closer.
"Momo, back away, I'm warning you," Toshiro warned cautiously.
"Oh but sweetie, I can't do that," Momo giggled.
Ayame had had enough and she stood up next to Toshiro.
"Listen here ya crazy bitch," Ayame spat, "This cute lil piece of ass is mine. So back the fuck off and go find your own."
That one comment was enough to stop Momo from acting like a sweet and innocent angel, and turn her into a living walking demon. She leaped and was met by Ayame's fist. Momo stumbled back as the fist met her face but kept her footing, refusing to go down. After recovering from the hit, she punched Ayame in the jaw then kicked her in the stomach. Ayame was hit hard enough to fall. Momo jumped on top of her and slammed her fist down. Ayame caught the punch and twisted Momo's arm. Momo screamed as pain shot up her arm. Ayame kicked the girl off of her and straddled Momo's waist.
"Heh...chick fight," Gin giggled.
"Should we break it up?" Kenpachi asked, now standing behind the crowd holding a beer.
"No way. This is fun," Gin smiled.
"Yea lets break it up," Toshiro sighed as he watched Ayame lay yet another punch on Momo.
Kenpachi nodded and reached down to grab Ayame. Ayame felt the hand on her shoulder and quickly leaned back and elbowed Kenpachi in the stomach. The man growled, not at all affected by the blow. He set his beer down on the pavement and wrapped his arms around Ayame's waist. He pulled Ayame up but not exactly off of Momo. As he held the girl up, she had her fist bunched into Momo's collar. She lifted the girl up off of the ground and continued wailing on her. Gin had to pry Ayame's fingers apart and practically carry Momo away. Kenpachi held tightly onto a now struggling and squirming Ayame. He was actually quite surprised at the strength this girl had. She was much tougher than she looked, and from the way Momo looked, stronger too. After Momo was out of sight Kenpachi loosened his grip on Ayame.
"You think it's safe to let her go yet?" Kenpachi asked Toshiro.
"Yea I think so," Toshiro sighed.
Kenpachi let go of Ayame and walked back to the car.
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Everyone stood at the gate to Byakuya's backyard. It was an eight foot tall privacy fence, and it was locked. This was the only thing standing between them and a nice refreshing pool. Ikkaku was the first to act. He jumped up and grabbed one of the boards. He pulled himself up and over the fence. After a couple minutes of silence, he spoke.
"How the hell do you open this damn thing?" Ikkaku screamed.
"Dammit. Renji, help me over the fence. He's retarded," Azra sighed.
Renji laughed and propped Azra up onto his shoulders. Azra leaped over the fence and almost landed on Ikkaku. She pulled the bolt out that was keeping the gate locked, then slapped Ikkaku upside the head.
"The hell was that for?" Ikkaku grumbled, rubbing his head.
"That was for being a total dumbass," Azra laughed as she opened the gate.
Ikkaku mumbled something under his breath as he walked to the pool with the other men. Azra followed after the gate was closed. She didn't get far before Grimmjow scooped her up and jumped into the pool. When they surfaced, Azra punched Grimmjow in the stomach.
"Ow! What the hell?" Grimmjow growled, holding his stomach.
"You scared me..." Azra pouted.
"Awww. Let me make it up to you," Grimmjow grinned evilly as he wrapped his arms around Azra's waist.
Azra tried ignoring the man for as long as possible, but when he started whispering into her ear, she caved. Azra smiled and leaned into Grimmjow, admitting defeat.
"They look so cute together," Yumichika smiled at the couple.
"He gets away with everything. Damn whore," Ikkaku grumbled.
"I don't think her or Ayame have treated him all that different. The only thing I've noticed is he sits in Azra's chair and got to use his bathroom once," Uryu explained.
"He gets shotgun in the Miata all the time," Ikkaku protested.
"He always got shotgun in the Miata," Yumichika pointed out.
"...So," Ikkaku pouted.
"Quit being such a baby Ikkaku. You do have me," Yumichika smiled.
Ikkaku felt a smile tug at his lips, "Yea I guess you're right."
Now, Yumichika was in Ikkaku's arms and Azra was in Grimmjow's arms. Renji started wishing he had someone too. He shook his head violently as Byakuya popped into his head. As soon as he came to his senses, he heard someone open the back door of the house. He looked up to see a very confused Byakuya standing there.
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Kenpachi closed the hood of the car and turned to Toshiro.
"All done, Toshiro," Kenpachi sighed.
Toshiro reached into his back pocket and handed the man forty dollars.
"You know you ain't gotta pay me," Kenpachi smiled as he took the money.
"Shut up. You know you'd bitch if I didn't," Toshiro sighed.
"Yea, I probably would," Kenpachi smiled.
"I know you would. Now I have to go. The people at my house are probably bored out of their minds," Toshiro explained.
"Alright. See ya later Toshiro. Let me know if the ride gives ya anymore shit," Kenpachi called.
"Will do," Toshiro called back as he jumped into the car.
The other three followed and they left, headed back to Toshiro's.
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"Explain," Byakuya growled.
"You said we were welcome to come over anytime," Azra smiled innocently.
"My gate was locked. How'd you get in?" Byakuya asked, now walking closer to the pool.
"We let ourselves in," Azra explained.
"You broke in," Byakuya replied bluntly.
"That's a harsh way of putting it," Azra cringed, clearly losing.
"We just got really bored at Toshiro's and...we didn't think you'd mind," Renji pleaded.
Byakuya gave Renji a look that clearly said 'shut the hell up' and for some reason, Renji felt deeply hurt by it. He brushed the feeling off as him feeling guilty for not being able to stick up for Azra.
"Have you been in my house?" Byakuya asked Azra, even though he still stared at Renji.
"No, we honestly haven't even been back here for long," Azra replied.
Byakuya broke eye contact with Renji and sighed, "Alright. But if I catch you guys back here again, I'm calling the cops."
"Understood," Azra nodded.
Byakuya turned around and walked back inside. Azra jumped out of the pool and sat in one of the lawn chairs. She looked at Renji and scowled.
"This is all your fault Abarai," Azra scolded playfully.
"Woah! How is this my fault?" Renji whined.
"You were the one that said you were bored," Azra explained.
"Everyone was bored. I just said what everyone else was thinking," Renji protested.
"I wasn't bored," Uryu pointed out.
"Shut up Uryu! You're not helping!" Renji growled.
"Hey! Don't tell him what to do!" Ichigo butted in.
"I can say anything I want! Quit protecting him! He can stand up for himself," Renji started raising his voice, "Plus you were the one that said 'Lets go swimming'!"
"He wouldn't have said anything if you hadn't said something first," Uryu growled.
"I thought I told you to shut up!" Renji screamed.
"I thought I told you not to tell him what to do!!" Ichigo screamed back.
Byakuya stood at the door with a pitcher of lemonade and some cups, watching the argument. He walked up next to Azra and set the lemonade and cups on the table.
"Do they always do this?" Byakuya asked calmly.
"From time to time," Azra sighed.
"How long does this usually last?" Byakuya asked.
"Till I tell them to stop," Azra smiled.
"Can you do that now?" Byakuya pleaded, now rubbing his temple.
Azra stood up and screamed, "HEY!"
Everyone looked at her and went deathly quiet. After a few seconds of silence, Azra spoke again.
"Hush," Azra whispered.
A few glares were shot between the men but they all remained quiet. Byakuya spoke up a couple seconds later to curb the mens attention and prevent another argument.
"Anyone want lemonade?" Byakuya asked the crowd.
Everyone jumped out of the pool and went running towards Byakuya. The mans eyes widened as the crowd got closer and closer, showing no signs of slowing down. Everyone stopped in the nick of time. Well, everyone except Renji. Just as Renji was about to slow down, his foot hit a puddle and he literally slid into Byakuya. They both toppled to the ground and when everything was said and done, Renji was laying on top of Byakuya, their faces only inches apart. Renji turned bright red and jumped off of Byakuya. Byakuya grabbed Renji's outstretched hand and stood up.
"Oh my god I am so sorry. I didn't mean for that to happen I swear. Oh my god are you okay? I'm so sorry. I really am," Renji spluttered.
"Can I speak with you inside?" Byakuya asked calmly after brushing himself off.
"O...o...okay..." Renji stuttered.
Renji and Byakuya walked inside. They went into the kitchen so a still dripping Renji wouldn't ruin the carpet. They stood there in complete silence for about five minutes before Renji couldn't take it anymore and spoke up.
"Listen, I really am sorry about that," Renji pleaded.
"It's not that, that I wanted to talk to you about," Byakuya explained.
"What...did you...wanna...talk to me...about?" Renji mumbled.
Byakuya walked up to Renji and pressed their lips together, never missing a beat. Renji felt his eyes close and his lips kiss the man back. Byakuya wrapped his arms around the red heads waist, pulling their bodies together. When the kiss was broken, Renji looked into the other mans eyes in total and utter confusion.
"I've been wanting to do that ever since the day I met you," Byakuya whispered in Renji's ear.
Renji turned bright red and couldn't help but smile. As much as he tried to deny it, he liked this man. And he liked him a lot more when they were standing this close. Renji unconsciously leaned in and kissed Byakuya's neck. This action caught Byakuya by surprise and his breath hitched. Byakuya silently lead Renji to the bedroom and locked the door.
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Toshiro pulled up into his driveway and put the car in park. He walked inside, half expecting the house to be a wreck. The last thing he expected, was to see the house empty. He searched the house for any signs of life before coming to the conclusion, that it was empty. Ayame opened her phone and called her friend.
"Hey"
"Where the hell are you?"
"You mean as in Byakuya's?"
"The hell are you doing there?"
"Is he home?"
"What do you mean 'he is now'?"
"So you broke in and went swimming and he's okay with that?"
"Let me talk to him"
"Where is he?"
"Oh...so they're alone eh?"
"I won't bother them then. You think he'd mind of we came over?"
"Alright. We'll be right there"
"Bye"
Ayame closed the phone and turned to the three men.
"They're next door swimming. And Byakuya and Renji are alone in the house. So we are going over to chill. Okay?" Ayame explained.
"What are you trying to say about Renji and Byakuya?" Toshiro asked.
"Nothing," Ayame smiled, "Lets get ready."
Everyone grabbed their bathing suits and headed into bathrooms to change.
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Azra looked up from her seat to see Ayame, Toshiro, Gin, and Izuru walk through the gate. The three men jumped into the pool, but Ayame walked over and sat next to Azra.
"So what exactly happened with Renji and Byakuya? Tell me everything," Ayame giggled.
Azra leaned in and started explaining everything to Ayame.
As it got darker, slowly but surely it got colder and the men vacated the pool. By about 10 p.m. everyone was sitting in a 'lawn chair circle'.
"So I guess we're staying the night," Ayame sighed.
"Guess so. Can't just leave Renji here. That's rude. Plus I wanna see him as soon as he shows his face," Azra snickered.
"Heh. Same here," Ayame giggled.
"So, what do you think you're 'not gay' neighbor is doing right now?" Azra asked Toshiro.
"Shut up," Toshiro grumbled.
"I don't see why I should. I mean he isn't gay right? He's sooo not in the bedroom having gay sex with Renji. That's sooo not Byakuya. Cause he's sooo not gay," Azra practically laughed.
"Okay! I get it! I misjudged him! Happy?" Toshiro shrieked.
"No, I'm not happy. I'M GAY!" Azra shrieked before falling on the ground laughing.
Toshiro rolled his eyes and walked inside, not wanting to hear another word come from Azra's mouth. He walked into the kitchen, planning on getting something to drink other than lemonade when he heard sounds coming from down the hallway. When he stopped moving to listen, he instantly wished he hadn't. Moans could be heard from Byakuya's bedroom. Toshiro turned and quickly walked back outside. He sat next to Ayame and put his head in his hands.
"I would much rather listen to you torment me, than listen to the shit I heard in there," Toshiro mumbled through his palms.
"Oh my god. So they really are porkin!" Azra giggled.
"Well...it's official. Renji, has come out of the closet," Ayame announced.
All the men cheered and toasted their lemonade. Ichigo stood up, holding his cup out in front of him.
"To Renji," Ichigo smiled.
"To Renji!!" The crowd cheered.
The group downed the lemonade, proof to them, of Renji's new found sexuality.
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A/N: So the reason Kenpachi gave Yachiru the bell is because the fight thingy is soooooo not them! I know at least Kenpachi was totally OOC in this. So I had to make up for it by making Kenpachi weak to Yachiru's cuteness...lol. Anyways I hope you enjoyed! Renji and Byakuya are finally together...oooo yea they are together. Sorry for no smut. I suck at it. I might have some later on in the story but I can't guarantee anything. Anyways, please review and let me know what you think. Now that I have my comp the next chapter should be up by next week. If you find any errors please let me know in a review or anything really. Thank you for keeping up with the story for this long! I think I am going to start mentioning regular reviewers in the beginning of each chappy! Anyways...babbling here!! Hope you enjoyed! Until next time...
