Wesker's Favorite Things

by Haveyouseenmyghost

This is a Parody of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music, only from Albert Wesker's point of view. So far, people love it, but I would like some positive feed-back from more people. PLEASE review :D (Updated, also Chris's favorite things)

2. Chris

Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil, nor do I own the Sound of Music tune.

Chris's Favorite Things

Handguns and steroids and surviving mansions,
Killing B.O.W.'s that would scare Charlie Manson,
Taking down Majini, even if my arm's in a sling,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Romping through Africa, watching Sheva's ass,
Trying to get her number, 'cause she's real high class,
All while dressed up in a zebra-print theme,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Serving evil up a big plate of justice,
Punching it in the face with a big fist of righteousness,
Grabbing big companies by the ding-a-lings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When there's an outbreak,
When Wesker appears,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember how right that I am
And then I don't feel so bad.

A/N: And there you have it, Chris's favorite things. If you have a specific character you'd like me to do next, I'd be glad to oblige.