Wesker's Favorite Things

by Haveyouseenmyghost

This is a Parody of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music, only from Albert Wesker's point of view. So far, people love it, but I would like some positive feed-back from more people. PLEASE review :D (Updated, also Chris's favorite things)

3. Leon

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Resident Evil

Leon's Favorite Things

Hiding from Ashley,

Spending hundreds on hair care,

Running through biohazards as if they weren't there,

Chasing down Ada to see if she'll sing,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Shooting up Spaniards

And going on missions,

Showing Claire Redfield my favorite positions,

Running from explosions that make my ears ring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Saving Sherry,

Working for Big Brother,

Hoping my women don't learn of each other,

Traveling the world as if I had my own wings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When my hair's out of place,

When I get slapped,

When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember I'm rolling in vagina,

And then I don't feel so bad.

A/N: I don't want my readers to think I used random words just to rhyme, so. "Sing" means talk, and "big brother" is another term for the government.

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