Ello my loyal fans! I know it's been a while but this chapter is worth the wait hopefully. My cousin has been helping me from the beginning and she says this chapter is freakin amazing! So hopefully you agree. Anyways, before I start I'm going to let you know that this is a drug chapter. It's based solely around drugs and the men doing drugs. So Izuru is not in this chapter. I don't say why in the chapter but just to let you know and just to clear things up, he's at his parents house. I couldn't find a place to put that in at no matter how hard I tried and I didn't want him to be around because of his pregnancy. Anyways, now that that is all cleared up. Please enjoy the story!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any of it's characters but if I did then Soifon would have said something waaay cooler in episode 68 with the naked Yourichi :D

GOOM

"Please!" Ikkaku begged.

"No," Byakuya sighed.

"Pretty please!" Ikkaku dropped down to his knees.

"For the last time. No, you are not bringing drugs into my home," Byakuya growled.

"Please Byakuya," Renji put on his best puppy face.

Byakuya turned away and sighed, "Sorry. But no."

Renji wrapped his arms around Byakuya's waist and pleaded in his ear, "I promise we'll be safe."

"I'm not as easy as you think I am," Byakuya shook his head.

Renji put his hands on his lovers hips and proceeded to lightly plant kisses on Byakuya's neck.

"Stop," Byakuya whispered.

"I will when you say yes," Renji whispered before nipping on Byakuya's shoulder.

"No," Byakuya tried to stop a shiver.

Renji grinded his hips against Byakuya while simultaneously biting down on his shoulder. Byakuya gasped and felt his knees buckle slightly.

"S...stop Renji," Byakuya whispered.

"Yes?" Renji smiled.

"No...just stop," Byakuya was about ready to beg.

Renji reached down and palmed his lover before backing off completely. Byakuya stumbled backwards before turning to Renji.

"You wanted me to stop," Renji smiled at his now shocked lover.

After an awkward silence, Grimmjow spoke up, "It's getting a bit hot in here aint it? Vulgar for the virgin eyes man."

Byakuya walked off and stopped at the door to the bedroom, "What do I get if I say yes?"

Renji smiled before stalking over to Byakuya. He planted a kiss on Byakuya's lips and grinded against him.

"Anything you want," Renji whispered seductively.

A shiver went up the older mans spine before he sighed.

"Fine," Byakuya shook his head.

"Woooo!" Renji screamed in triumph.

He planted a kiss on Byakuya's lips before turning to Ikkaku and nodded.

"Lets go," Ikkaku smiled.

Both men walked out the door and jumped into Azra's Miata.

"Have you lost your mind?" Ayame turned to Azra.

"I think so. I don't even know who's driving. I just wanna get fucked up and I don't wanna get it," Azra sighed.

"Well you better hope it's Ikkaku," Ayame giggled.

"I know," Azra smiled, "Renji's license is suspended. But Ikkaku...oh god my poor car."

Ayame laughed as Azra hid her head in Grimmjow's chest.

"Why is Renji's license suspended?" Toshiro asked curiously.

"He's got a problem with having one too many drinks, then wanting to go eat," Ayame smiled.

"So drinking and driving," Byakuya confirmed.

"Yea pretty much," Ayame nodded.

"I will put an end to that," Byakuya growled, clearly disturbed by this.

When Byakuya didn't explain the tone in his voice, Ayame decided to find out for herself.

"Why does that bother you? I mean, drinking and driving is stupid but you seem to be like, uber pissed off about it," Ayame smiled.

"I lost a good friend to it," Byakuya said in a nostalgic tone.

"Then that person probably shouldn't have been driving drunk," Azra shrugged.

"She wasn't drunk!" Byakuya snapped.

"Okay man. Don't need to get aggressive," Ichigo butted in.

"Then don't make assumptions!" Byakuya growled.

"Hey! Cool it. Don't be snapping at my girl like that," Grimmjow snapped.

"Everyone quit bitchin," Ikkaku announced, "I'm back with drugs."

"Bout time. Byakuya was about to have a brain hemorrhage," Azra smiled.

Renji winked in Byakuya's direction before turning out his pockets. Ikkaku followed shortly after. Azra's eyes widened as the variety of drugs grew by the second. As the last baggie dropped on the table, Azra spoke up.

"Holy shit guys. We're not trying to get a herd of elephants fucked up," Azra smiled, "What do we have here? I was lost at speed."

"We have pot, coke, speed, ecstasy, shrooms, acid...I think that's about it," Ikkaku named off.

"You think you got enough?" Ayame giggled.

"Oh and I picked up another pipe just in case," Renji pulled a glass pipe out of his pocket.

"Well then," Azra sighed, "I think we're all set for the next freakin month and a half."

"Well lets quit bitchin about it and start getting rid of it!" Ayame exclaimed.

The group nodded in agreement and started discussing what they wanted first. This didn't last long before Byakuya cut in.

"Renji," Byakuya growled, "I think you have indebtted yourself to me."

Renji smiled, "Alright. Don't smoke everything. I'll be back."

Renji turned from the whistling crowd and looked Byakuya in the eye. A devious smile flashed on his face before both men disappeared from sight.

"I think," Azra announced, "That Abarai's ass is going to be sore by the end of the night."

The group snickered before Ichigo cut in.

"Wait. I thought Renji was top," Ichigo scratched his head.

"I'm not sure, but I'll make a mental note to ask," Ayame smiled.

"What happened to getting fucked up?" Gin asked.

The group nodded and proceeded to separate the bags. Azra and Ayame chose first. Ayame reached down and grabbed a baggie of pot. She also set some acid and ex to the side for later. Azra had an overly giddy look on her face as she chose. She grabbed a baggie of pot and set some acid and speed to the side. The girls looked at eachother and nodded before turning to Ikkaku and nodding.

Ikkaku reached down and grabbed a bag of coke and some speed. Yumichika simply grabbed some ecstasy.

"Ayasegawa," Ayame started, "You love yourself enough already. Are you sure you need that?"

Yumichika 'hmphed' before Ichigo reached down.

Ichigo grabbed a couple drops of acid and Uryu grabbed a baggie of pot. Grimmjow mumbled something along the lines of 'pussies' before filling up. He grabbed shrooms, pot, acid, and coke with a wicked smile on his face.

When Toshiro didn't choose, Gin took it upon himself to. He grabbed some pot and shrooms. When Toshiro still didn't choose, Azra spoke up.

"Hitsugaya, do you remember the everclear?" Azra smiled.

"That's different. This is illegal," Toshiro pointed out.

"I don't want to resort to drastic measures," Azra sighed.

"No," Toshiro commanded.

"Choose or else," Azra warned.

Toshiro folded his arms and ignored her.

"Okay. I warned you," Azra shrugged.

Azra turned to Ayame. After getting a nod from her, she turned to Ikkaku. She smiled at Ikkaku all to innocently.

"Madarame," Azra smiled, "Could you bring me a plastic bowl? One that you would put popcorn in."

Ikkaku nodded and ran into the kitchen. He came back shortly after with a large clear plastic bowl. Azra took it from him and went to work. She cut a hole in the bottom and cut a U shape in the side. After she finished her work, she smiled evilly at Grimmjow and Ikkaku. She nodded at both men and turned to Toshiro. The smaller boy was a step ahead of them. Toshiro was booking it towards the back door. Grimmjow ran after Toshiro and tackled him in the kitchen. Ikkaku was right behind him, helping pin the helpless boy down. Azra casually walked in and set the bowl over Toshiro's head. It was upside down and his neck fit perfectly into the U shaped hole. She had the pipe in hand and happily lit it. When she had a lung full of smoke, she blew it into the hole at the top of the bowl and covered said hole with her hand. Toshiro mumbled something from under the bowl.

"Sorry Hitsugaya, I can't hear ya," Azra giggled.

She took another hit off of the pipe and blew more smoke into the bowl. She then sat down next to the helpless boy and sighed.

"What I'm doing right now is called 'fishbowling'. You have no other choice but to get a contact high after a while," Azra explained, "I didn't want to resort to this, but you left me no choice."

Toshiro screamed something and started struggling again, but Ikkaku and Grimmjow had a firm grip. Azra took yet another hit and blew it into the bowl. Toshiro struggled even more before his body went limp. Azra raised an eyebrow after a few seconds of silence. She carefully poked him.

Nothing.

"Uhhh...Hitsugaya?" Azra asked.

Nothing.

"Tooooshirooooo," Azra nervously sang.

Nothing.

Azra cautiously lifted up the bowl. Smoked billowed out and revealed a shocking sight. Bloodshot eyes and a hug smile greeted them to the now BLAZED Toshiro. Azra smiled at the sight.

"Feeling better?" Azra asked.

"Hehe...hehe...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Toshiro burst out laughing, "Your face! The face...you're making...HAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Mission accomplished," Azra stated.

"He's so FUCKED!" Ikkaku laughed.

Azra got up, feeling the effects of the pot as well, and walked back into the living room. She sat down on the couch and started separating the drugs. When she had all of the pot in one pile, she opened some bags and started packing a bowl.

"Who wants to smoke?" Azra asked the crowd.

Gin, Uryu, Ayame, and Grimmjow raised their hands. Ichigo looked at Uryu in a shock.

"It's either this or the fishbowl deal," Uryu shrugged.

Ichigo shrugged as Azra lit the pipe. She took two hits before passing it to Ayame. Ayame took two puffs and blew the smoke in Toshiro's face. Toshiro happily inhaled the smoke as the pipe was passed to Uryu. Uryu took two small hits before the pipe was all but snatched away by Grimmjow. Grimmjow was going on his fourth hit before Azra stole it from him. The pipe was passed around several times, before Azra opened more baggies and packed the pipe again.

Right before she lit the pipe, the bedroom door opened. Renji ran out and attempted to snatch the pipe out of Azra's hand. Byakuya stood at the bedroom door, a look of utter shock on his face.

"That smell...I'm never getting that smell out of my house," Byakuya mumbled.

"Oh come on...all ya gotta do is open your windows and let it air out, then..." Azra started.

"Air out!?" Byakuya shrieked, "My neighbors will smell it!"

"Correction...neighbor. Singular not plural. One of your neighbors has just been fishbowled," Azra giggled.

"Fish...bowled?" Byakuya asked.

"Yea it's when you take this bowl and you...oh yea...we kinda ruined a bowl of yours..." Azra smiled.

"I know what fishbowling is. How am I going to get rid of this stench?" Byakuya snapped.

"Well, air it out, wash the curtains, do the floors...you might need new furniture...and probably need to bleach the walls..." Azra started trailing off.

Byakuya's eyes were so wide, they looked like they might fall out of his head, "WHAT!?"

"No no no, I'm just fuckin with ya dude," Azra giggled, "Just air it out, wash the curtains and ya should be fine. I'm not helping ya though."

Byakuya started to say something but found himself speechless. For the first time in his life, he had forgotten what he was going to say. Azra cracked a smile at Byakuya, knowing full well what was going on.

"Kuchiki?" Azra asked all too innocently.

Byakuya turned to Azra all too slowly.

"Do you feel...disoriented?" Azra smiled.

Byakuya thought to himself for a second or two before looking at Azra, "What did you do to me?"

Azra giggled, "Kuchiki...you've got a contact high."

Byakuya's eyes widened even bigger than before. He slowly shook his head before replying.

"No," He mumbled, "No no no no no. My job does random drug tests. No, I can't be...high. I just can't be."

Renji got up and walked over to his panicking lover. He wrapped his arms around Byakuya's waist and smiled.

"Byakuya...a contact high isn't enough to show up on a drug test. You're fine," Renji whispered.

Byakuya closed his eyes and calmed himself.

"If this shows up and I get fired," Byakuya started, "watashi haanatano inkei wowo hanare te kiri kizamu shitagatte watashi wo shinjo kenasai." (1)

"...Uhhh...what?"" Renji asked nervously.

Byakuya smiled a rare wicked smile before walking over to the couch and casually taking a seat. Renji hesitated before following suit.

"Damn Kuchiki...that's kinda harsh dontcha think?" Gin smiled.

"What did he say?" Azra asked.

"Like I said, I'm not fluent in jappy language but he said somethin like chop off penis and god," Gin smiled wider.

"When did you learn Japanese Ichimaru?" Byakuya asked.

"Ehhh...I've learned some here and there for the past two years," Gin explained.

Renji cut in before Byakuya could reply, "So who has done what in my absence give me the pipe Azra!"

"Fishbowled Hitsugaya and passed the pipe around learn to speak and I will," Azra ran her sentences together without missing a beat.

"Please! I bought it dammit!" Renji pleaded while reaching for the pipe.

Azra sighed and reluctantly handed it over. Renji happily took the pipe and lit it. Grimmjow took it upon himself to bring the day to the next level. He reached next to him and grabbed a baggie with a powdery white substance in it. He spread it across the coffee table and proceeded in making a line. Byakuya quickly stood up and protested.

"No. You are not doing cocaine in my home! That's where I draw the line!" Byakuya shrieked.

Grimmjow totally ignored Byuakuya's pleas and snorted the line of coke.

"Watch me," Grimmjow smiled as he lifted his head up from the table.

"Quit bein such a killjoy Kuchiki," Ayame sighed.

"Hehe...hehe...hehehehehe...killjoy...hehe...he..." Gin giggled uncontrollably.

Toshiro smiled abnormally wide at his friends giggling. This was just the beginning. After Grimmjow to it to the next level, everyone followed his example. Renji dropped acid, Gin did shrooms, Ichigo dropped acid, Ikkaku popped a pill of speed, Yumichika popped his ecstasy pill, Azra did a drop of acid, Ayame popped a pill of ecstasy, and Grimmjow did shrooms. Within ten minutes, there wasn't one person sober in the whole house.

Renji was grabbing at 'flying monkeys' in the air, Gin was drooling and pointing at the wall, Ichigo was licking his arm, Ikkaku was running in circles, Yumichika was petting the couch, Ayame was nuzzling Toshiro's cheek, Grimmjow was all but passed out, Uryu had an overly happy look on his face, Toshiro was giggling crazily, and Azra was sneaking into the kitchen, baggie in hand.

Nobody noticed Azra's absence until she came back into the room. She had two handfuls of coca-cola cans. She passed them out and handed the only open can to Toshiro. Toshiro started to question this, but then decided not to, given how unusually thirsty he was. He guzzled the refreshing drink down without a second thought.

"What'd you put in that?" Ayame asked, pointing to Toshiro's can.

Azra smiled and looked at her friend through half-lidded eyes, "He'll be seeing flying monkeys with Abarai in no time."

This didn't go unheard by Toshiro. He looked up at an oddly warped looking Azra.

"W...what?" He asked.

Azra replied but he didn't hear her. He was too busy looking at the squirrel on the floor.

"How'd you get in here buddy?" Toshiro asked the squirrel.

"How'd who get in here?" Ayame asked.

Toshiro pointed to the squirrel in the middle of the floor, "Him."

At that point, everyone looked at the floor, trying to see what he was seeing. The squirrel turned to Toshiro, winked, and ran out of the front door. Toshiro jumped up and quickly ran after the rodent. The rest of the group followed. By the time everyone got outside, Toshiro was climbing an oak tree in pursuit of this 'squirrel'.

"Hitsugaya! Get down from there!" Azra screamed.

"Shhhh...you'll scare him," Toshiro whispered back.

By this point, he was hanging upside down on a fairly thin limb. He was holding on tightly by wrapping his arms and legs around said limb. The group stared in shock at the boy. Half because the limb hadn't broken, half because...well...Toshiro was in a tree talking to an imaginary squirrel. They were knocked out of there daze by a distinct laughing sound.

"Hehe...hehe..." Toshiro giggled, "You guys! He tells jokes!"

"Why hasn't he fallen yet?" Uryu asked, mostly to himself.

Uryu had spoken too soon. Just then a cracking sound could be heard, followed by a loud snap. Toshiro fell about seven feet to the ground, laughing the whole way. His laughing stopped abruptly when he hit the ground. He didn't take a breath for a good five seconds before gasping in air and coughing.

"Did the squirrel push you out of the tree?" Renji asked in all seriousness.

Toshiro nodded, still gasping and coughing. It was then that everyone noticed Gin. He was also on the ground gasping for air. Except he was gasping for air just to laugh ten times harder than before. He was literally holding his stomach and rolling around on the ground. This only made the rest of the group laugh along with him. This included Byakuya.

After Toshiro got his breath back and everyone went back inside, the drug clusterfuck started all over again. More pot was smoked, giving Byakuya and Toshiro even worse contact highs. The 'stoned ones' went on a food quest. Needless to say, Byakuya would need to go shopping very soon.

After smoking a bowl, Renji, Gin, Uryu decided to stop there drug fiend. Byakuya and Toshiro were stoned enough, Ichigo and Yumichika weren't in the 'drug mood' any longer, but Ikkaku and Grimmjow kept on. Ikkaku set up a line of coke as Grimmjow searched for a drop of acid. When the acid was found under many empty baggies, Ayame joined the blue haired man in his quest for hallucinations. The three did there drugs of choice almost in unison. Before long, the three were just as drugged as before. Azra decided to hang back for a while though. She had wanted to do some speed, and as curious as she was, she was still afraid of what would happen if she smoked pot and did speed at the same time. When she voiced this though, Grimmjow mumbled something, only to get slapped upside the head by Azra.

"What the hell?" Grimmjow shrieked.

"Don't be callin me names," Azra mumbled, "If you don't remember, I'm the one that gives you sex."

Grimmjow rolled his eyes before mumbling something along the lines of 'true'. Azra laid her head in Grimmjow's lap and passed out almost instantly. Byakuya and Renji followed shortly after. Surprisingly, everyone started dropping off like drugged flies. Toshiro and Uryu were next to go. They were also deemed pussies by Grimmjow. Ichigo decided to sleep after Uryu had passed out so he wouldn't 'be embarassed'. Ikkaku and Yumichika disappeared down the hall and into a spare bedroom. Nobody exactly knows when Grimmjow passed out. Ayame and Gin noticed he was out when he started snoring. Ayame cuddled up with Toshiro and said she felt like a 'nap'. Once again, Gin was the only one not knocked out.

"This sucks," Gin sighed.

1 Watashi hannatano inkei wowo hanare te kiri kizamu shitagatte watashi wo shinjo kenasai translates into "I will chop your penis off so help me god" Yea...Byakuya's kinda pissed...

A/N: Alright...I hope you enjoyed!! The next chapter is going to be a wee bit dramatic but don't worry...funniness will be in it too! One of the main things that I've wanted to happen is going to happen in these next few chapters. So they might take a while but hopefully not too too long. I also have to write chapter two of me and my cousins story Storm Chasers on our joined account. So next chapter is going to take a wee bit. But bare with me! It'll be up and it'll be great and you'll freakin love it!! Anyways, enough on all this! I'll shut up now cause you're probably not reading anymore ANYWAYS...lol.