Hey guys. I am SOOOO sorry about the wait. I know you guys have many dares put these are mine because I am have been having a hard writing recently because of video games and youtube and I have a HUGE case of writer's block. Sorry, well on with the show. I uploaded this chapter a couple of days ago but it got messed up. I do not own the song Human by Christina Perri.
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(show start with weekend whip playing)
Me: Welcome back to the wonderful world of the Ninjago! Here we ask the ninja truths and dares! Today is the author's dares! Before we continue we have a new co-host who the author already gave powers to. Give it up for Jallory Cross!
Jallory: *walks in and sits next to me* H..hi. *she waves slightly* Hey everyone. *looks at Cole, screams, and runs away*
Mia:*runs after Jallory* COLE IS NOT A DEMON! HE IS JUST A GHOST!
Cole:*confused* What?
Mia: *leaning back in chair and looking causally*She thinks you are an evil blood sucking demon.
Cole: Why?
Me: I have no idea.
(five minutes late Jallory is back in her chair)
Me: Well now that is over back to the show. First dare is for Lloyd. He has to fight…Evil Lloyd!
Everyone: Who!?
Author: *appears in a puff of green smoke* An evil Lloyd from one of my stories. He is more ruthless and powerful than Lloyd. He also has four arms, midnight black skin, pointed teeth and a really deep voice.
Jay: She is a female Ghiraham and Lloyd is Link having to fight Dark Link who is Evil Lloyd.
Author: *gets a baseball bat and starts to hit Jay with it*
Jay: She understands my Legend of Zelda talk! She understands LOZ talk!
Author: *stops hitting him, a smiles evilly* Jay, Jay, Jay…. You should not have done that…..*a GIANT puff of purple smoke surrounds the author*
Lloyd: Author, are you ok?
Author: *the smoke clears to reveal the author in a white jump suit that has a giant collar with red fabric in the inside* Hello, Jay.
Jay: *runs out of the building screams and yelling Zelda quotes*
Author: *goes back to normal and leaves laughing her head off*
Me: Ok. *transports Lloyd to the boxing ring with Evil Lloyd* Ready, Set, Go!
(five minutes later. Evil Lloyd one because he created a dark power ball)
Me: Evil Lloyd wins.
Evil Lloyd: *starts to leave, then whispers in my ear, and then leaves*
Mia: Ok. Next dare is for both Garamdons. Watch all the star wars movies and not feel guilty.
Garamdons: Why?
Mia: Just do it. *transports them to the room in the last room but rather than the dare show playing it is plating all 7 star wars movies*
(12 hours later)
Garamdons: *crying very hard*
Me: Now my dares. The author said I could have three dares. First one is for the author. Author come here.
Author: *appears with Jay in her hand by holding the back of his collar* Yes? *drops Jay and he runs to his seat*
Me: Your dare is to sing Lloyd a love song.
Author: What?! Ninja Avenger! Fine.
I can hold my breath, I can bit my tongue. I can stay awake for days if that is what you want. Be your number one. I can fake a smile. I force a laugh. I can dace and play the part if that is what you ask. Give you all I am.
I can do it,
I can do it,
I can do it,
But I am only human and I bleed when I fall down. I only human and I crash and I break down. Your words in my head, knives in my heart. You build me up and I fall apart. I am only human.
Lloyd: *crying because that touched him*
Me: Author your last dare is for you to be genderbended till I say so and you have to be in every chapter till your normal. *throws a bucket of genderbeding sparkles on the author*
Author: *glares at me*
Me: Well that is our show.
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I am soo sorry for a the Zelda stuff