(show starts with weekend whip playing)
Mia: Welcome back to the wonderful world of Ninjago! Lets get started! First dare is for Cole. You have to get blasted Tori Spark's bass cannon!
Tori:*walks in and has cannon faced towards Cole*
Me: Ready, Set, Go!
Tori:*shots him with the bass cannon and sends him flying into a wall* Bye. *leaves*
Jallory: Next dare is from Sensei Wu to have a dance battle against the volcano creature. *transports the animal thing there* Ready, Set, Go!
(ten minutes later)
*the animal wins*
Me: The animal wins! Next dare is for Kai. You have to fight Imogen!
Imogen: *walks in*
Jallory: Ready, Set, Go.
(one hour later)
*Imogen wins by hitting Kai with boulder*
Mia: Imogen wins! Next is for the Overlord to get an extreme make over. *transports him to a place with tons of makeup and many stylists*
Me: Next dare is for Wu, Sensei Garamdon, and Lord Garamdon to get turned into horses. *turns them into horses*
Jallory: Next dare is for Jay to listen to Charile put a banana in your ear for 24 hours. *gives him a pair of blue head phones*
Jay: *puts head phones on*
(24 hours later)
*Jay is in the corner crying, the Overlord is trying to wipe off the tons of makeup and taking out bows out of his hair, and the Garamdons are back to normal*
Jallor: Next is for the ninja besides Nya. You have to dance to a complicated song in high heels. Oj, by the way Nya here are some cookies.*hands Nya cookies, turns on music and gives the boys high heels that match with their gi* Start dancing.
(5 minutes later)
*The ninja are collapsed on the ground and they broke the high heels*
Mia: Next dare is for Cole and Morro to turn into humans and slap each other with fish. *turns them human and gives them fish*
(two hours later)
*Cole and Morro are passed out on the floor with fish in their hands*
Me:*turns them back into ghosts*
Lloyd: *bored so is humming a song*
Mia: Next is for Jay to sing the Barbie theme while wearing a blond wig. *gives him wig*
Jay: *sings the song* (I did not like the way the song sounded so I am not typing it)
Everyone but Jay: *laughing their butts off*
Mia: Next is for Cole. He gets no cake.
Jallory: Next dare is for Zane. Take P.I.X.A.L. on a date.
P.I.X.A.L. and Zane: *leave*
Me: Next is for Nya to eat a very hot pepper and not go to the bathroom. *gives her hottest pepper in the world*
Nya: *eats pepper and looks like she is about to explode*
Mia: Next is for Kai to read a Green Flame Fan fic. *gives Kai the Fan fic*
Kai: *reads it. Then every so often looks up at Lloyd in pure horror the goes back to reading the story. After reading the story gives me the I-pad, sits down, and hugs his knees*
Lloyd: *looks at Kai confused* What is Green Flame?
Author: *appears* The ship between Lloyd and Kai. *leaves*
Jallory: The final dare is for Lloyd to fight Zaya Roadway.
Zaya: *walks in* Hi Jallory.
Jallory: Hi Zaya. *transports them to the boxing ring* Fight!
(Ten hours later)
*Zaya wins by punching Lloyd in the back while in metal form*
Me: Zaya wins! Well that is our show! See ya soon!
