(show starts with back to Ninjago playing)
Mia: Welcome back to our show! Lets get started! First dare is for Kai. He has to fight Asriel Relki who apparently is Kai's cousin.
Asriel: *walks in*
Mia: *transports the two of them to the boxing ring* Ready, Set, Go!
(Five minutes later)
*Asriel wins by hitting Kai in the back with a fire ball*
Jallory: Asriel wins. Next dare is for Cole to fight Jayden the ninja of dragons.
Jayden: *walks in*
Jallory: *transports them to the boxing ring* Ready, Set, Go.
(fifteen minutes later)
*Jayden wins by using their powers*
Me: Jayden wins! *sips Coke* Next dare is for the ninja to sing Peace and Love and Jay will sing Peridot's part. Sorry Lloyd. *Turns him into a kid again and puts on the song*
Lloyd: Life and Death and Love and Birth and Peace and Love on the planet Earth. Is there anything worth more on the planet Earth. Come and sing it with me!
Jay: Sing?
Lloyd: The words relate to the key.
Jay: Key? *holds up a random key*
Lloyd: If it is a pattern, If it is a pattern repeat after me. Life and Death and Love and Birth.
Jay: Life and Death and Love and Birth
Lloyd: Using Mi Fa Mi Mi Fa Mi Ti La
Lloyd and Jay: and Peace and War on the planet earth.
Lloyd: Yes, yes that's it!
Jay: But that so easy.
Lloyd: Yeah but that is what is fun about it. You should right something, you should write a song!
Jay: About what?
Lloyd: Whatever you are thinking.
Jay: I guess we're already here. I guess we already know. We all have something to fear. We all have nowhere to go. I think you are all INSANE! But is guess I am too. Anybody would be if they were stuck on Earth with you.
Lloyd: Hahaha Yes! Life and Death and Love and Birth and,
Cole: Life and Death and Love and Birth and,
Zane: Life and Death and Love and Birth and Peace and War on the planet Earth.
Kai and Skylar: Is there anything that's worth more,
Lloyd: Is there anything that is worth more,
Jay: Is there anything that's worth more than Peace and Love on the planet Earth.
Me: *smiling* That is was SO cute! *turns Lloyd back into an adult* Next dare is for the Overlord to wear a pink dress. *makes him wear a pink princess dress*
Everyone besides the Overlord: *laughs till it hurts their chests*
Overlord: *goes to the bathroom to change*
Jallory: Next dare is for Sensei Wu to burn half of his tea.
Sensei Wu: *gets up quietly, leaves, comes back with two wooden boxes full of tea, and sets them on fire.*
Mia: Ok then. Next dare is for Sensei Wu to fight the beast he was chased by and apparently the beast's name is Jeff. *transports Sensei Wu and Jeff the boxing ring* Ready, Set, Go!
(5 hour hours later)
*Jeff wins by hitting Sensei Wu with one of his dragon claws*
Mia: Jeff wins! The next dare is for Lloyd to read a Greenwisp fan fic. *hands him the fan fic Kai*
Lloyd: *reads it and every once in awhile he stares at Jay in pure horror and then he destroys the I-pad with the fan fic on it with his bare hands*
Me: Come on! Will you people stop destroying my I-pads!
Lloyd: Um I have a question.
Me: Yes?
Lloyd: In the song I sang it mentioned some place called 'Earth'. What is Earth?
Author: *walks in* Earth in a planet in a different dimension where you guys are fictional. Earth is my home.
Lloyd: Wait. You are not from Ninjago?
Author: I am not from Ninjago. *tries to leave*
Lloyd: *grabs her by the arm* When were you going to tell me?!
Kai: Lloyd, I think we should be more concerned with the fact that in different dimension WE ARE FICTIONAL CHACACTERS!
Lloyd:*does not pay attention to Kai* WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME!
Author: Leave me alone you over-grown man child! *leaves angrily*
Lloyd: *follows her while muttering cuss words* THIS IS NOT OVER, WOMAN! NOT BY A LONG-SHOT!
Mia: Ok then. *looks at door scared* By the way you guys can dare the author. Next dare is for Cole. You have kiss. The person who dared you ships the both of you.
Cole: *looks at Kai* Fine! *kisses him and then starts to blush*
Jallory: Next dare is for Jay. *ties up Kai and Nya* Go on a date with Zane.
Jay: *grabs Zane by the hand and leaves*
(three hours later)
Jay and Zane: *walk back in and sit down*
Me: Next dare is for Zane to kiss Nya.
Zane: *gets up, walks over to Nya, kisses her, and sits down*
Mia: Next dare is for Nya. Fight Kaylor Winters.
Kaylor: *walks in* Hello.
Mia: *transports them to the boxing ring*
(5 hours later)
*Kaylor wins by using spinjitzu*
Me: Kaylor wins. Well I am Ninja Avenger,
Mia: I am Mia,
Jallory: And I am Jallory,
Jallory, Mia, and Me: And that is our show! Till next time!