Episode 2
Short and Sweet
Our episode begins outside Hope's Peak.
Celeste: It was all a lie.
We then cut to Celeste's room, where Sayaka is sitting.
After that, the intro plays.
Once that is done, we cut to Celeste in her room.
Celeste: I guess it's alright.
Her gaze then focuses on the camera, where we get a shot of it looking at the gambler.
'Mastermind': Hate me for all you want. I didn't want to be here either. But, that is my task.
We then cut over to a door with a note.
Dear totally valued Student,
Each of the rooms here comes with it's own bathroom. However, you can't use the shower after 10 pm. Everything else is fair game!
-Monokuma
Celeste: I guess that makes sense…
Celeste then walked over to her desk, pulling the top left drawer open.
Inside, a set of knives awaited the gambler.
Celeste then pulled the paper off the door, crumpling it up and threw it into the garbage can. She then made a glance to her left, finding a katana on a stand.
Celeste: Typical. He just wants us to go battle royale on each other…
She then stood there.
Celeste: I guess I can take a shower.
The gambler made her way over to the door, unable to open it.
Celeste: What the hell?
Monokuma: Upupupu!
Monokuma then appears.
Celeste: Now what?
Monokuma only laughed.
Monokuma: I just wanted to help you open that door!
Celeste: Fine.
Monokuma then rips the door off and walks off with it.
Celeste: Come back here!
'Mastermind': This little sacrifice will not go wasted. For it will bring hope to someone else lost among the shadows.
Monokuma then leaves her room, teleporting away outside.
Celeste: Okay then.
She then locks her door, only to get a knock.
Yasuhiro: Celeste?
Celeste: Yeah?
Reluctantly, Celeste allowed the stoner inside.
Yasuhiro: They're after me…
Celeste: Who?
Yasuhiro: The Eldritch.
Celeste then looked towards the camera, confused as all fuck.
Yasuhiro: As such, we must switch rooms!
Yasuhiro then pushes the gambler out of her room and into his.
Celeste: Okay, I guess?
Monokuma: It is now 10 pm. You know what to do.
Celeste entered the room, only to go bed.
We then cut to the morning of the next day.
Monokuma: It is now 7 am. It is probably a good time to check for any dead students!
Celeste sighs and makes her way towards her room, finding it totally ruined.
Celeste: Just great.
She headed towards the bathroom, only to freeze as Despair Pollution Noise plays.
Yasuhiro hung in the middle of the bathroom. The only clue, a single word written beside him in pink blood.
SUE
Celeste took a deep breath, making her way to the gym.
Aoi: There you are!
Chichiro: You're alive…
Celeste: Yasuhiro is dead.
Byakuya: He deserved it.
Celeste turned towards him, flipping him off.
Byakuya: What's one dead person to this whole world. Just that, stupid.
Monokuma: Upupupu!
Celeste: Now what?
Monokuma: It looks like someone got murdered!
Kiyotaka: YES, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Sakura: Can you please use your indoor voice?
Kiyotaka: NO!
Monokuma: Now then, go off and investigate!
Everyone looked at the bear with a confused look.
Syo: Doesn't that defeat the purpose of killing someone?
Monokuma: Totally not!
'Mastermind': True, but I can't question it…
Monokuma: After all, the culprit is among you!
Chichiro: That can't be…
Monokuma: Absolutely, toots.
Aoi: Damn it…
Celeste: This is a joke, right?
Monokuma: Nope! It was definitely one of you people.
Everyone then looked among each other.
Chichiro: Is he for real?
Kiyotaka: HONESTY!
We then shift over to Syo and Mukuro.
Syo: You actually expect someone to straight out admit to this?
Kiyotaka: YES!
Mukuro: Exactly.
We then shift over to Hifumi, Leon and Kiyotaka.
Hifumi: Not me.
Leon: I know who did it.
Their gazes focused in on him.
Leon: The sue did it.
Everyone laughed, strangely unable to take him seriously. Except for one.
Celeste: I believe you.
Monokuma: As I was saying. Once the investigation is over, we'll hold a class trial. There, you decide on the perp, who will either be executed or be allowed to go free.
Hifumi: And by execute, you mean just that?
Monokuma: Yep!
Hifumi: I'm loving you more already!
'Mastermind': Please be the next one to die.
Aoi: I refuse!
Monokuma: You can't.
Aoi: why not?
Monokuma: Because life isn't fair.
The bear then jumped down onto the gym floor, only to be knocked to the floor by the aquatic creature.
Aoi: That wasn't so hard…
Monokuma: Happy now? For that will be the last emotion you'll ever get to flash upon your stupid face.
Aoi's only froze as Monokuma laughed.
Monokuma: Save me now, Spikes of Ophanim!
We then cut away as the spikes pierce through fish-lady.
Celeste: Damn.
Byakuya: Like I said before.
Sayaka: Kind of harsh for a fish.
We then shift back over to Aoi.
Aoi: It is all wrong… He touched it and now it has changed…
The spikes then retracted, allowing Aoi to fall to the ground.
Syo: How beautiful!
Hifumi: My love is seeming to grow!
Monokuma: That one doesn't count! Now go investigate!
Monokuma then teleports away, leaving the group in a state of confusion.
Sayaka: Now what?
Celeste: We go over what we know so far.
Kyoko: and what would that be?
Celeste: Yasuhiro and I switched rooms the night before.
Sakura: Good to know.
Mukuro: Yes, that would make more sense.
Junko: I guess we should do some investigative stuff.
Following that, we're treated to a montage. I'm not entirely sure how this counts as an investigation. But I digress.
Strangely, all they got out of it was that Yasuhiro was hung and the message in blood.
We then cut to Celeste in Hagakure's room.
Celeste: All choices have consequences. Now, it is my time to face them.
With that, the bell rang.
Monokuma: Students, please proceed to the elevator on the first floor.
We then shift over to the elevator, where are students await.
Celeste then walks in as the doors close and the elevator descends.
A few minutes later and the elevator stops, releasing its captured prey.
Leon: If they had just listened…
Celeste stops and turns to face the moron.
Celeste: I believe you, Leon.
Leon: You do? Thanks.
The doors to the courtroom open as the episode ends.