IgnikaKanak: Heres a new chapter of the Uzumaki duelists. the pairings will be Naruto/Hinata/Dark Magician Girl/Ino/Kin/Tenten/Temari and my OC, Ignika/Yubel/FemHaku/Tayuya/Konan/Kurenai/Anko. I don't own any thing but my OC, bloodlines I created, and story ideas.
Warning: Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke bashing. Those who love them please turn away.
Naruto was staring at a card while heading back to the apparment with his brother. Ignika was noticing that his brother was staring at the card and trailed back abit to see what the card was. Naruto didn't seem to notice and continued doing what he was doing. Ignika smirked as he saw the picture of a blond girl in blue and pink dress and very short skirt.
"It seem my bro has a crush on a spellcaster, the Dark Magician Girl." Ignika said, scaring Naruto. Naruto started to blush furiously. "I-i-is it that obvious?" Naruto asked while his brother nodded. Naruto sighed and said. "I don't know if I can be with her, it's just that I-" Ignika intrupted Naruto. "Naruto, stop worring. I care about Yubel and I know that you care about Dark Magicion Girl. Just because you have the damn fox sealed inside you, you shouldn't be afraid to have any relation ships."
Naruto smiled. "Thank's bro. If this works out, I could name my first kid after ya." Ignika smirked. "Yeah, by the way, during our practice duel, I drew a monster called Neo-Spacian Dark Panther. In a normal duel, he has the ability to be treated as one monster and gain the effect and ability if the monster."
Naruto nodded, but was wondering where he was going with this. Ignika continued. "If we summoned Dark Panther and merged with him, we could imitate our enemies attacks and abilities like their bloodlines."
Naruto then finally got it. "Nice, make them fight themselves and they will think it is a genjutsu and underestimate us." Ignika nodded and finally arrived home.
-later at the Uchiha house hold-
Sasuke Uchiha was brooding as he was in his home alone. 'Those dobes know a jutsu that I deserve to have. They must have stolen it from the Uchiha jutsu archives. If I can find it, then I'll summon the most powerful creature there is.' Sasuke thought, then looked through the whole library to find the 'jutsu' the Uzumaki brothers can do.
But unknown to the Uchiha, a tall, freaky looking person with a green mask convering his mouth and eyes, was watching him. The person started walking towards the Uchiha. Sasuke noticed that he was being followed, but thought it was Sakura.
"Go away Sakura, I don't need you bothering me." Sasuke said. Then he heard a creepy laught that belonged to a guy and not any girl. "Foolish boy, I am not that weak girl that chases you. I am Jinzo, and your going to be bait to lure the two Namikaze brats" The being named Jinzo said. Sasuke turned to see that tall machine monster.
"Heh, why go after two members of a dumb clan, when you can train me." Sasuke smuggly, Jinzo started to laugh. "You think your clan is better than the Namikaze clan. The Namikaze clan could have wiped out you and your clan millenia ago if they weren't busy keeping the balance of the worlds in check. Now come with me." Jinzo said as he shot a ball of dark energy, knocking the arrogant Uchiha out. Jinzo picked up the unconcious Uchiha and left the Uchiha district.
-some time later-
Naruto was on the roof of his and his brothers appartment, thinking about how to talk to the Dark Magician Girl. 'Darn it, why is this so hard? I wish I wasn't afraid to open up to people.' Naruto heard knocking at the appartment door and went to see who it was. Jumping over the railing and ran down the hall to see Yubel. "Hey Yubel-san, why are you here?" Naruto asked.
Ignika opened the door when he heard that Yubel was here. Yubel started to explain why she was here. "Theres been a kidnapping, Sasuke Uchiha was kidnapped." Ignika and Naruto rose their eyebrows with a expression saying why do we care.
Yubel laughed a little. "Yeah thats what I did too, until the Hokage told all every jonin in the office and me that the kidnapper was dressed weird. By the discription of the kidnapper, I would have to say it was a Jinzo who did the job."
Both Naruto and Ignika knew about the monster Jinzo, and a dangerous one at that. "Great, dueling a monster that can cancel traps, whats next, a monster that love to piss off others?" Naruto asked. Yubel sweat dropped at the mention of that, there is only two monsters that can do that. Sangi and Peten the dark clowns, the two most annoying monsters in the monster realm.
"Uh..yeah. But we better find the Uchiha, the ironic thing is the one who reported the kidnapping was a certain pink haired girl who wanted to kidnap the Uchiha, but was beaten to the punch. She thought Jinzo was gay and wanted to make Sasuke gay." Yubel said laughing.
The brothers started laughing as well, its not everyday you can get an oppertunity to tick off the Uchiha about his sexuality and get away with it.
The three of them left to find Jinzo and 'save' the Uchiha. Everyone was looking around the whole village for Sasuke, but couldn't find him. Just as they were about to look outside the village, a giant transparent image of Jinzo appeared. "Thats the guy that kidnapped Sasuke-kun and wants to make him gay like that freak." Sakura yelled. Everyone and the Jinzo image face falted.
"I am not gay, I have taken the Uchiha and the only way to get him back is to win a duel against me. But heres the twist, I will only duel the two who are named Ignika and Naruto. I will wait for them at the Hokage Mountain." Jinzo's transparent image then faded away.
Ignika, Naruto, and Yubel quickly made it to the monument where Jinzo was.
-Hokage monument-
Jinzo was infront of a tied up Sasuke Uchiha, and was waiting for his targets. The jonin senseis that passed their teams, and the rookies were there.
Ignika and Naruto arrived with Yubel behind them. "Ah, so the ones who are able to use the fourths abilities easily. I will greatly enjoy defeating you." Jinzo said. Before Ignika could step forward to duel Jinzo, Naruto stopped his brother and said. "I'll duel this idiot, besides it's only fair that I get this one since you took down Mizuki."
Ignika nodded and stepped back. "Just don't get your butt kicked bro." Naruto smirked and said. "I don't plan on losing." Naruto got his deck out and made his duel disk appear out of the band and activated it.
Jinzo also got a duel disk that looked like some parts of his body, and placed his deck inside. "Lets duel" Jinzo and Naruto said at the same time. The same rectangular light lines appeared and made the barrier which prevented the outside from interfearing.
Naruto:8000/Jinzo:8000
Jinzo went first. "I summon Blue Thunder T-45 in attack mode(ATK:1700) and end my turn." A white and blue ship shaped monster appeared and looked armed. Naruto learned about all the types of monsters from practicing, and learing the different monsters and their effects.
It was Naruto's turned, drawing a card from his deck, Naruto's hand had Junk Syncron, Sonic Chick, Dark Magician Girl, Scrap-Iron Scarecrow, Water Spirit, and Syncro Boost. 'Okay this could work.' I summon Junk Syncron in attack mode.(ATK: 1300) and play one card face down." An orange colored monster that was wearing big glasses was on the field and a face down card be hind it.
Jinzo drew another card and said. "I sacrifice my Blue Thunder T-45 to summon Cannon Soulder MK-II in attack mode.(ATK: 1900) and I attack your Junk Syncron with my Cannon Soulder MK-II." The robot that was just summoned aimed its two cannos on its shoulders at the Junk Syncron. When the robot fired, Naruto activated his trap card. "I activate the Scrap-Iron Scarecrow." A metal scarecrow appeared and the attack went to it instead. "This trap negates your attack and it returns to its face down postition instead of going into the grave yard." Naruto explained. 'I also can only use it once per turn but I can't let him know that.'
Jinzo chuckled a deep, dark chuckle. "Impressive, I wish to enjoy this more. I may be under orders but that doesn't mean I can't have fun." Jinzo ended his turn, letting Naruto begin his. Naruto drew the Speed Warrior. "I summon the Speed Warrior, next I Syncro summon Junk Warrior by sacrificing Junk Syncron and Speed Warrior." Junk Syncron dissappeared and three light green rings went around Speed Warrior, making it glow orange out lines. Speed Warrior dissappeard as well, but out of the green ring was a purple machine-like warrior.
"I would like you to meet Junk Warrior in attack mode(ATK: 2300) Junk Warrior, destroy his Cannon Soulder MK-II with syncro fist." The purple warrior's fist glowed and threw an energy fist at Cannon Soulder MK-II, destroying it.
Naruto: 8000/Jinzo: 7600
Yubel saw that Naruto was in the lead and was impressed that he summoned a syncro monster this early in the duel. Kiba was one of them who played the game, but only because of the beast type monsters. "Hey, I never heard of syncro monsters, what are they?" Kiba asked.
Shikamaru also played the game for stratical perpouses. "I heard alittle about them, they are sepposed to be like fusion monsters, but doesn't need the polymerization and dosen't have a set requirement of the monsters used. The only requirements were one has to be a Tuner, while the rest has to be a non-Tuner and all the monster levels have to equal the syncro monsters level."
Ignika smirked. "Shika is right, that is what it take to summon syncro monsters. What you don't know is that syncro monsters can have effects like, gaining attack points to reducing life points. Junk Warrior can gain the attack points of other monsters on the field as long they are level two or lower." Ignika explained.
The others that were watching the duel were shocked.
Jinzo drew next. "I summon Cyber Dragon in attack mode. (ATK: 2100) and since that was a special summon, I summon the Proto-Cyber Dragon in attack mode as well.(ATK: 1100)" Two dragon like machines appeared. One was a completely silver and square shaped. The other looked incomplete and was a cylinder shaped dragon. Jinzo then played a spell card. "I use the spell, Power Bond. With this, I can fuse machine type monsters and the machines attack points are doubled. So I fuse the Proto-Cyber Dragon, and the two Cyber Dragons in my hand to create Cyber End Dragon(ATK: 8000)." A three headed, winged metal dragon rose on the field and its attack points were huge.
Jinzo then normal Summoned Cyber Kurn, only to use its special effect to prevent gaining damage from Power Bond. "I have my Cyber Dragon attack your Junk warrior." Cyber Dragon shot flames out of hits mouth, but Junk Warrior went through them and hit the machine dragon in the head with its massive gauntlet.
Naruto:8000/Jinzo:7400
Ignika was watching the duel and noticing that Jinzo was lowering his life points for something. "Naruto, be careful. He might have something planned if he's deliberitly lowering his life points." Naruto nodded and gave a thumbs up. Yubel also knew about some duel finishers that involve your life points lower than your opponets.
Jinzo cackled quietly, his plan and mission would be over soon. Jinzo ended his turn, letting Naruto start his. Naruto drew Cost Down. "I play Cost Down, by discarding one of my cards, I can decrease the monster levels in my hand by two." Naruto discarded his Sonic Chick to the graveyard. "I now summon, Dark Magician Girl in attack mode"(ATK:2000) out of light a girl in a blue dress and a pink miniskirt, with blue boots, blue gauntlets, a blue hat, and a blue staff.(She really likes the color blue huh?).
The male rookies and sensei's passed out from nosebleeds except Sasuke(Piss as hell right now) and Ignika, since he had Yubel. Speaking of which, Ignika slipped his arm around Yubel's waist, making her blush. 'You clever little sneak'
Naruto played Syncro Boost on Dark Magician Girl, increasing her attack points by five hundred and level up by one. (Level for this turn: 5)(ATK:2500) Naruto ended his turn. Jinzo drew. "I place two cards face down and end my turn." 'Kukuku, when the brat tries to summon a monster, I'll activate my Ring of Distruction and Ring of Defence, allowing me to win the duel.'
Naruto drew a Ring of Defense. 'Hmm, I better play this face down.' "I play one card face down and switch my monsters in to defense mode." (Junk Warrior DEF: 1300) (Dark Magician Girl DEF: 700)
Jinzo scowled, but no one could see it because of the ugly mask he wore. 'No matter, I can activate it while its my turn' Jinzo thought while he drew and summon a new machine monster. "I summon the Overdrive"(ATK: 1600) A four wheeled tank with a gantling barrled gun on top of it entered the field.
"Now I activate the trap card, Ring of Distruction" one of Jinzo's face down cards revealed it picture and effects. Sakura, Kakashi, and Sasuke smirked.
'Ha, that will teach the dobe for not teaching Sasuke-kun that summoning jutsu' Sakura thought
'Finally one of the demons is going to die, I'll kill the other one and the village will be pure again.' Kakashi thought
'Too bad dope, you had a chance to teach me that jutsu. Oh well, theres still your brother and I'll learn it from him and steal Yubel away from him and use her to breed stronger Uchiha.' Thought the lord of emos, the king of faggness, the ruler of angest, Sasuke Uchiha.
Jinzo laughed evily. "I'll use it on my Cyber End Dragon. But before my dragon will be destroyed, I activate my Ring of Defense so my life points are safe." Naruto smirked and said. "Your not the only one with the Ring of Defense, because I activate mine." Both Jinzo and Naruto got green, spinning rings with occasional yellow outlines. The Ring of Distruction blew up, with Cyber End Dragon as well but no one lost any life points.
'Fuck, I just screwed up one of my highly successful plans, how the hell was that possible?' Jinzo thought. Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sakura glared at Jinzo like he was an idiot.
'Why didn't that dumbass destroy the demon instead of his own monster?' Kakashi thought
Sakura thought. 'What the hell, why did you blow up your ultra powerful monster and not the dobe. What are you an idiot?'
Sasuke thought a little differently. 'If I can use that, I'll destroy anyone who stands in my way.' Okay he thought like an emo avenger, one that was going to get himself killed.
Naruto: 8000/ Jinzo: 7400
Naruto was still in the lead by 600 points but Naruto needed to finish him. It was Naruto's turn anyway. (If anyone was wondering, Jinzo was so confused that he forgot to attack while his monster was stronger than Naruto's monsters in defense.) Naruto drew a Pot of Greed. "I switch back my monsters in attack mode and I play Pot of Greed." Naruto drew two more card, both are Double Summon and Raigeki.
"I use the spell, Raigeki. Destroying your Overdrive" Lighting came out of the card and destroyed the tank. Naruto played another spell card. "I also summon my Water Spirit." A small blob of water with a human skull like face was summoned. "Then I Syncro Summon the Red Archfind Dragon."(ATK: 3000) A dragon of a mixture of reds of different shades and hues appeared after Dark Magician Girl and Water Spirit were used to summon it.
"Red Archfiend Dragon, attack Jinzo directly." The red dragon shot really crimson flames at Jinzo.
Naruto: 8000/ Jinzo: 4400
"Don't think its over yet, I still have my Junk Warrior." Naruto shouted. Junk Warrior activated its thrustes and its guntlet glowed purple again
"SYNCRO GUNTLET" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs as Juck Warrior brought down his fist.
Naruto: 8000/ Jinzo: 2100
Jinzo was starting to panic, he was known in most of the duel monster lands as unbeatable dueling spirits, if he wasn't dueling against the Dark Worlders that is. But this young Namikaze was beating him like he was a novice. "I won't let you win brat." Naruto rose an eyebrow saying 'how are you going to do that numbskull' Jinzo drew his card and looked at it. He started laughing evily and like he was crazy.
"I play Monster Reborn to bring back my Cyber End Dragon in attack mode(ATK: 4000)" The ones that thougth the metal dragon had 8000 attack points were confused until Ignika cleared it up. "Power Bond only doubles the fusion machine monster it summons, if it was destroyed and was brought back, its attack points are back at its original state."
Even though it was 4000 points, it still could damage Naruto's life points. "Next I sacrifice my Cyber End Dragon to summon the Great Marju Garzet.(ATK: 8000)" A pinkish red, skeleton like monter appeared on the field. Naruto cursed, Great Marju Garzet had an ability to have attack points twice as much as the one used to summon him.
Jinzo attacked the Junk Warrior with Garzet but Naruto still had the Scrap Iron Scarecrow, blocking the attack and went back face down.
Jinzo really was mad. He still didn't make a point of damage on Naruto yet. Naruto drew a Card Trooper and summoned him in defense mode(DEF: 400) and ended his turn. 'I hope I can find away to get rid of that fiend.' Jinzo drew and summoned Mystical Shine Ball(ATK: 500) onto the field, and destroyed Card Trooper, but causing it to activate Card Troopers ability. Naruto drew one card from the top of his deck. The card he drew was The Wicked Avatar.
Jinzo mumbled and ended his turn, knowing that if Naruto was going to attack the Shine Ball, he played the Rare Gold Armor equip spell on the Marju Garzet he had and ended his turn.
Ignika and Yubel were watching the duel carefully, to make sure that if Naruto wasn't going to lose. Ignika had yet to duel a dueling spirit, but Naruto was doing that before him and was proud. Yubel was really worried as duel spirits really got furious if they started lousing and become more dangerous.
It was Naruto's turn, Naruto drew a Ojama Yellow. 'Fuck, why the hell was he in my deck. but this could be of use.' Naruto played a spell card. "I activate Double Summon, and I summon Ojama Yellow(ATK: 0)" a small yellow humanoid in a spotted speed and long eyestalks was on the field.
Mostly everyone wondered why he summoned it until it hit Ignika, Naruto was summoning something that needed three monters. "And thanks to Double Summon, I can summon again and I tribute summon, the Wicked Avatar(ATK: 8100 due to its effect)" The three monster Naruto had disappeard in golden dust, but a black ball was spinning out from the ground and dark enegy lines flowed around it.
Jinzo backed up alittle from fear, the Wicked Avatar was a dangerous monster and could be used for a duel like this to save someones skin. Naruto the smiled. "I attack your Marju Garzet destroying it."
A dark beam of power disintergated the fiend and brought down Jinzo's lifepoints alittle.
Naruto: 8000/ Jinzo: 2000
Jinzo began his turn but could not do anything but switch the remaning monster he had into defense mode. (DEF: 500) and summoned Ancient Gear in defense mode. (DEF: 800) and ended his turn. Jinzo started thinking of all the other dueling spirits going to rip on him for making mistakes and take damage and fooled around when he should have taken it serious in the begining.
Naruto's turn and he got a Mataza the Zapper. This monster is what will finish this duel. "I summon Mataza the Zapper in attack mode.(ATK: 1300)" a green armored Samurai entered throught the flash of light from the image of the card. "This monter can attack twice and since he's got more attack points than your monsters defense points, their both finshed. Mataza attack." The green armored samurai unsheath his sword and attacked both monster and destroyed them both, leaving Jinzo open for the Wicked Avatar.
"It's time to finish this, Wicked Avatar, attack with Wicked Strike Beam" Naruto said. The black ball charged energy and shot it straight at Jinzo, depleating the remaining life points the trap destroyer had.
Naruto: 8000/ Jinzo: 0
Jinzo collapesd on to his knees and started fading. "You dueled well, I was foolish to think I could win against you easily. My arrogance blinded me and costed me the duel. Be warned that my masters are even stronger than me, be ready for anything brats." Jinzo said solomly before completly fading away.
Sakura quickly untied the Uchiha, who walked to Naruto with his 'I'm-an-Uchiha-so-give-me-your-jutsu-or-I'll-cry-to-the-council' voice. "I demand to know that jutsu of yours, I deserve that power more than you freaks, I need it to destroy him " Sasuke said the last word like venom.
Naruto answered blaintly. "No, now leave me alone teme." Naruto walked to his brother and Yubel. Sasuke was grinding his teeth, Sakura was still trying to ask Sasuke out, but Kakashi was going to complain to the Hokage. Sarutobi arrived after the duel. "Now I want everything that happend here a S-rank secret, anyone except Naruto, Ignika, Yubel, and The Hokage can tell not tell anyone about this, if this secret was leaked, the one who leaked it will be docked pay for two months and froced to do D-ranked missions till the chunin exams, no exeptions.
The jonin were sweating, D-rank missions were evil. The genin were going to find out about the mission rankings but if it made the jonin sweat, it must be bad. Kakashi started complaining about Naruto and Ignika. "Hokage-sama, those two are nothing but selfish brats that stole sensei's jutsu and refused it to teach Sasuke it."
Sarutobi rubbed his temples. "Listen Kakashi, those two are under Yubel's command and she outranks you, meaning if you try to force Naruto and Ignika to teach Sasuke their jutsu, then she will eather kick your ass or report it to me so I will have the honors."
Kakashi narrowed his eye. "but Sasuke needs that power, he is more desurving of it than those demo-" "Kakashi, finish that sentance I'll knock you down, first your knees then your rank and stuck doing D-rank missions for the next 2 years." Sarutobi threatend.
Ignika left Sarutobi a note in his Hokage hat somehow. 'Damn, how does he do that. If only he could figure out how to defeat the paper work.' The note told the old man that he can tell everyone about their heiratage and the only way to defeat paperwork is with the shadow clone jutsu, it also had a picture of a chibi Ignika and a chibi Yubel giving a peace sign with their free hand as on hand from both of them as around each other.
'Damn, the shadow clones, thats how Minato did it.' "Okay, what I'm about to tell you is a SS-rank secret and can't be leaked into public, unless you want to be executed, so I suggest any gossipers to keep their mouths shut." He leaked some killer intent to prove his point to the genin and Kakashi, the others he didn't have to.
"To make this short and sweet, Naruto and Ignika are Minato Namikaze's and Kushina Uzumaki's sons, Minato sealed Kyuubi away into Naruto, and the other three creatures were sealed into Ignika, also the creatures that were sealed in Ignika didn't attack the village or do anything other that appear because of the plan Minato had. Anyway, not only that, but the ability to summon other duel monsters is their clan ability, making it impossible to Sasuke to try and copy it." the old man explaind.
Sasuke, being the arrogant prick like always, said. "I want that power, that demon and those creatures are Uchiha property, they should be sealed inside me instead of those weakling that dont deserve it."
Sakura went into banshee mode. "WHAT, HOW CAN YOU LET THOSE DEMON FREAKS LIVE, YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE. THEY ARE MOCKING OUT FOURTH HOKAGE AND TAINTING THIS VILLAGES PURE NAME." That got her a rock to the head by pissed of Hinata.
Kakashi growled as the two Uzumaki's were his sensei's sons. 'They are mocking my sensei, soon sensei, I will kill those demons.' The rookies that never heard of this secret never knew about it were defenitly surprised. 'Whoa, no wonder Naruto smelled like a fox, though Ignika smelled like dragons, fire, lighting, wind, earth, water, the sky, and other things. I had wondered why.'
-At the appartment-
Naruto and Ignika were going to live in their appartment for one last time before they move to the Namikaze house. Yubel was sleeping with Ignika, snuggling him like he was a teddy bear. 'Hehe, Yubel-chan is so cute when she does that. I will enjoy having kids with her.' Ignika planted a kiss on the sleeping Yubel and fell asleep while kissing.
Naruto was on the roof top looking at the Dark Magician Girl card he used during the duel against Jinzo. 'Should I, I know I like her but does she like me?' Naruto decided to summon the Dark Magician Girl. Dark Magician Girl entered the world out of a golden flash of light. Naruto was blushing madly, the Dark Magician Girl was beautiful in his eyes and some thing about her just drew Naruto to her.
She opened hereyes, looking around for the one who summoned her. She turned and saw Naruto. "I remember you, you summoned me during that duel against Jinzo. I didn't get a complete chance to look at your cute wisker marked face." She said will blushing at the sight of the male blond. Naruto blushed at the complement Dark Magician Girl gave him. "Thanks, by the way, what should I call you by. Dark Magician Girl seems kind of long and that cant be your real name."
Dark Magician Girl nodded. "Yeah, your right. You can call me Kiya. Whats your name cutie?" Naruto smiled and said. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." Kiya's eyes widened in surprise. "Your the son of Minato Namikaze? Oh Obilisk, I hit on his son." Kiya was screaming alittle. Naruto chuckled abit. "Yeah, but I like you. Theres something thats causing me to feel drawn to you." Kiya blushed a Hinata class blush.
Naruto wrapped his arm around Kiya's waist. Kiya blushed even more, making a tomato look pale. "T-t-thank you, Um, my I ask you something?" Naruto smiled and nodded, waiting for Kiya's question.
"Can I sleep with you, not have sex, but sleep next to you?" Kiya asked blushing still. Naruto blushed as well. "Sure, My brother is doing the same thing with Yubel." Kiya smiled and planted a big kiss on Naruto's lips. When they parted, Naruto was redder than a the reddest chilli pepper in existance. "I hoped you like that, because theres going to be more in your bed." Kiya went into Naruto's and Ignika's appartment and got on his bed. Naruto quickly followed.
-Next morning-
Naruto and Ignika were hidding behind trees, because they were trying to catch a cat that escaped from the Fire Lords wife. Of course the two Namikazes often try to get that thing back unharmed, but the emo-teme and the Haruno-ikeike try to kill the cat with knives or fire jutsu.
"Uchiha in point A" Sasuke said in is com link, Sakura responded in hers. "Haruno in point B" Naruto and Ignika were at their points already. "Namikaze1 in point C" Naruto responded. Ignika communicated. "Namikaze2 in point D"
Yubel nodded. Kakashi communicate before Yubel could. "This is sub-squad leader, Naruto and Ignika, say your code names right." Yubel glared at Kakashi. "Namikazes, ignore the the command from the scarecrow. Is target in sight?"The responce was positive.
"Move in." Kakashi said. Sakura tried to grab the cat, but said cat clawed at Sakura's face. Sasuke shot fire balls at the unsuspecting cat, but the cat was saved by Naruto.
Sasuke growled in frustration, and shot fire balls at Naruto, but they were reflected back at him like it hit a mirror.(Mirror Froce.)
Ignika sent two Shadow Spells to weaken and prevent Sasuke from attacking the cat again. "Yubel-sensei, the ikeike and teme tried to kill the cat again." Yubel slapped her forehead and said. "Bring the two in, I'll report them." Ignika nodded and grabbed the Haruno and Uchiha, while Naruto carried the tramtized cat. Kakashi and Yubel met back up with the Namikazes.
Kakashi was being a dick as usual. "What did you two de-" Yubel interupted Kakashi. "Didn't the Hokage make a threat saying. 'Finish that sentence I'll knock you down. First your knees then your rank'?" Kakashi growled in anger. Naruto and Ignika chuckled and continued on ward. Yubel started to follow them, as did Kakashi. But Kakashi made the most idiotic move ever, he grabbed Yubel's butt. Yubel stiffend. "Kakashi Hatake, you better not have groped my butt." Ignika stopped in his tracks, threw down his two 'Teammates' roughly. "Hatake-san, you have 2 seconds to let go of Yubel. If I find your hand is still on her, your going to lose 2 things precious to you. Your manhood and your Sharingan Eye."
The two seconds passed and Ignika turned to see a raging Yubel threatening to give Kakashi a brain duster, and a smug looking Hatake. I need not explain what happens next.
-Misson room-
Sarutobi was laughing on the floor and the sight of Kakashi. Kakashi had bruses, cuts, broken bones, a missing left eye again, a bandage diaper around his crotch. Naruto sweatdropped, Ignika and Yubel were smirking evily. The Fire Lords wife was about to give her cat a bone crushing hug, but Ignika intervend. "Miss, before we can give this cat to you, we should politely ask not to give your cat the bone crushing bear hug. Just rub between the ears and stomache, give her some cat nip, and finally give this cat some exercies more often. It looks like the cat just wanted to get exercise and play."
The woman nodded. "I was wondering why my little Tora was running away so often. Thank you, I'll recomend your team to my husband for other missions." Ignika nodded, Yubel smirked, Naruto grinned. The rest of team seven was thinking they could use this to their advantage to get Sasuke closer to killing Itachi. Naruto smirked. "Glad to here it ma'am, but you might only recomend other teams, and just me, my brother, and our sensei, Yubel. The reason why is because the injured scarecrow authorized a killing attack on your cat for the Uchiha-teme and the pink banshi. The Uchiha tried to roast the cat while the pink haired bitch wanted to skewer the little furball."
The woman glared at the three jackasses. "So what if we tried to kill the stupid cat, your falt that you always lose it you fat slut." Sakura said like she wasn't going to get in trouble. The fire lords wife turned to the third. "I won't pay the three that tried to kill my little Tora, and I want the pink haired girl punished for insulting me." The Hokage nodded. "Don't worry, they won't get paid for this mission like the others they have taken and refused to work at. Ignika's, Naruto's, and Yubel's pay will be doubled because of that." Our favorite group smiled and the teme group grumbled and complained that they weren't getting paid.
The damyios wife left with her cat. The third looked over the missions. "Alright next we have, walking the Inuzuka's dogs, picking weeds out of the Yamanaka's gardens, and-" Ignika cut in. "Old man, not to be rude, but these missions are really chores. Me and bro are ready for higher missions because our training and Yubel is also a jonin."
Iruka was about to give a speech about how they were genin fresh out of the acadamy, but the Hokage laughed. "That is true my boy, there is a C-rank escort mission. You'll probably only encounter some bandits and thives, but it should be easy."
Yubel smirked, Naruto was bouncing of the walls as usual, Ignika nodded. While Kakashi thought he could kill Ignika and Naruto during the mission and say that bandits did it. The Hokage called the client in. An old man, drinking down a bottle of sake, entered the room drunk. "These brats are going to protect me? They look like they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, the silvered haired cyclops looks injured, the duck ass seems pretty emo, the pink flat chest is obviously a fan girl that is freaken weak, blue haired woman would probably be a ca-" The third intruppted the client. "I wouldn't finish that if I were you, or you might find out how the scarecrow got injured in the first place."
The old man rose an eyebrow in confusion, and looked to see Ignika death glaring him enough to make the sake coldder. The old man took another swig of his sake, his eyes widend when the sake hit his lips. "Um, I think I might be in safe hands if that red headed kid could make my sake coldder by glaring at me in a deathly way. Anyway, I'm Tazuna the bridge builder and your mission is to protect me while I finish the bridge."
-Main village gate-
Tazuna, Ignika, Naruto, Yubel, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi exited the village gate. Sasuke was persistant this time. "Dobes, teach me that monster summoning jutsu of yours." The two Namikaze heirs shook their heads. "Listen teme, we are the only ones who are able to summon duel monsters since it is a bloodline you dumbass. Now be the chicken you are and lay a few thousand emo eggs out of your ass." Naruto said. Ignika rolled his eyes at the Uchiha's tantrum.
Yubel smirked. 'I wonder, Ignika took away Kakashi's manhood and his pesky Sharingan away because of him groping my butt, so if the Uchiha groped me, what would happen?' She thought. After walking a few miles, they came a cross a puddle. Sakura, Sasuke, and Tazuna was oblivious to the puddle. Ignika and Naruto thought of an evil way to expose the fake and horrible disguise. Kakashi saw the puddle and hoped Naruto and Ignika would die. Yubel chuckled a little at what the Namikazes were planning.
Ignika and Naruto were a few feet way from the group. "Shall we bro?" Naruto asked. Ignika nodded and turned with a green card in his hand. "Makiyu, the magical mist." A mist appeared around the puddle, but two ninja came out of said puddle. The one with one horn laughed. "You kids think a little mist will do anything?"
The demon brothers of the mist were laughing at Ignika and Naruto. "I call forth, Summoned Skull" A familar skeletonal fiend appeard, with lightning flying around its body. "Hit the mist with your lighting strike." Summoned Skull roared and rose one of his claws at the mist, sending its lightning through the mist. Electricity was flowing through the demon brothers bodys, stunning them and knocking them out.
Yubel tied the two mist nin to a tree for the ANBU to get them, Kakashi tried to slit their throats, but was stopped by Yubel. "Alright Tazuna, why did you lie about the mission rank?" Yubel wanted to know. Tazuna, nowing he couldn't hide anything from the ninja's he hired, told them the sob story about how his home was poor and could only pay for a C-rank mission.
Kakashi nodded and said. "I see, then when the mission is over, you'll have to pay triple the amount of an A-rank mission for your lie right away, or we'll kill you." Tazuna went pale, but regained his color when the cyclops is kicked in the head by three feet. "Hatake-teme, his village can pay the normal rate of an A-rank after it gets back on its feet. If you keep this attitude and behavior up, you'll be broke before the end of the year." Yubel warned.
Kakashi was rubbing his face and the group continued on ward to wave.
-End chapter-
Ignikakanak: Finally, that chapter is here.
Naruto: Hey, whats with the poll in your profile?
Ignikakanak: Oh, that is for when I'm done adding chapters to Kitsune Saiyan. The poll choices are Naruto's Quest for Power(winning right now), Naruto: Master of the Omnitrix(Second), and Naruto Prime: Savior of the Transformers(Almost has no votes and dead last)
Naruto: Whoa, sounds like you already have stories written.
Ignikakanak: I do, though some are already complete, but I never added the chapters because I like to make the readers wait. That and I'm lazy.
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