Episode 3
People die when they're killed.
Our episode begins with a montage of footage from the last two episodes.
Celeste: Hope's Peak…
A shot of the group appears, who are now wearing funny hats.
Celeste: Why the hell are we wearing funny hats?
Sayaka: Because they look cute, of course!
Mondo: Because we can!
Byakuya: Because it's a guaranteed right… to me of course.
Syo: They're perfect disguises!
Yasuhiro: They're perfect for attracting demons!
Junko: The plot says we can!
Mukuro: Because I'm alive!
Aoi: Death, of course.
Hifumi: The pleasures of sex!
Kiyotaka: THEY LET YOU BE LOUD!
Chichiro: Or quiet, perhaps.
Sakura: If TF2 can do it, so can we!
Kyoko: Because they increase one's sueness.
Leon: Because we do.
We then cut to a close-up of Celeste's face.
Celeste: You people are useless.
This is then followed by a shot of a hanged Yasuhiro.
Yasuhiro's Ghost: Good news! Cthulu and I have reconciled! Bad news, I can't came come back yet.
We then cut to the remaining group in the elevator.
Celeste: Now, we must fight.
The elevator then stops, only for the doors to open, revealing the courtroom.
Celeste: and so it begins.
We then shift over to the courtroom.
Celeste: This is it?
Sayaka: I guess.
Monokuma: Good, everyone's here.
We then go a for a behind the back shot as we zoom in on Monokuma.
Monokuma: So, what do you think of this humble place?
We then shift back over to the whole group.
Mondo: It sucks.
Junko: Get fucked, alternate me!
'Mastermind': Really? That's the best insult you could come up with? God, Nagato had far better insults than you.
Monokuma: Wrong!
Mukuro: What's with the banners?
We are then given a quick look of Hagakure's and Aoi's banners.
Sayaka: Why are their sixteen pedestals?
'Mastermind': So, there's a spot for me, of course.
We then cut to a close-up of Monokuma's face.
Monokuma: Let's begin, shall we?
We then cut to the students at their pedestals.
We then zoom in on Celeste.
Celeste: Do we have to do this?
We then shift over to Byakuya and Monokuma.
Monokuma: Of course!
We then shift over to Kiyotaka, Sakura, Kyoko and Mondo.
Kiyotaka: REVEAL YOURSELF, CULPRIT!
No one admits.
Mondo: What did you expect?
We then cut to Monokuma laughing.
Monokuma: Begin!
Then we zoom in on Celeste's face.
Celeste: Let's do this.
The class trail logo then plays.
Following that, the courtroom spins around.
While that happens, Celeste loads her truth bullets.
We then focus in on Mukuro and Hifumi
Mukuro: Where to start?
Hifumi: That's a good question, dearie.
Following that, the camera zooms in on Junko.
Junko: Let's focus on the cause of death then,
Then cut back to Kiyotaka.
Kiyotaka: HE WAS HANGED!
We then shift to Mondo's back.
Mondo: Duh, law follower.
Celeste: But it's still important to remember.
Mondo: Huh?
Celeste: It means that they had to get the rope from somewhere.
Mukuro: There was some rope in the kitchen.
Leon: Then who took it?
We're then treated to a shot of Celeste's face, only to cut back to Mukuro.
Mukuro: I know.
Celeste: You do?
Mukuro: Junko and I were in the kitchen last night, we saw Yasuhiro with a rope
Everyone immediately focused on her.
Junko: We were having some tea to calm our minds.
Mukuro: Because I was scared, the two of us stayed in one room…
'Mastermind': Great, more lesbians.
Syo: If that's true, how do we know you didn't steal the kill?!
Monokuma: Only the killer gets to graduate.
We then shift over to Byakuya and Sayaka.
Byakuya: Screw the rules! I have money!
Sayaka: You shall be cleansed after this!
Syo: Okay then…
Mukuro: Can we get back on track please?
Junko: Were any of you people listening?
Celeste: I was.
Junko: At first, we had thought Yasuhiro was committing suicide
Celeste: He was planning to kill someone.
Byakuya: Duh.
Celeste: Please shut up.
Byakuya: Make me.
Celeste: In due time.
Syo: Fuck me, baby!
Celeste: I already have a partner, sweetie.
Hifumi glanced at her.
Hifumi: Darn it!
Celeste took a deep breath.
Celeste: We need to get back on track.
Junko: Let's do this.
Kyoko: that's my line!
Junko: Denied, murderer.
Sakura: What do you mean?
Junko: Just how hard would it have been for Yasuhiro to be attacked?
We then cut to a flashback of Celeste in her destroyed room.
Celeste: Not that hard, considering Monokuma stole my door.
Monokuma: That's right!
Celeste: Just out of curiousity, what did you do with that door?
'Mastermind': I brought hope to another gambler.
Syo: That still could mean it's anyone!
Hifumi: Exactly, sweety!
Junko: Nope.
Mondo: I don't get it. That doesn't prove anything! He committed suicide!
Celeste: You got that wrong!
Celeste fired a truth bullet off, shattering Mondo's claim to pieces.
Celeste: It means that one of us killed him. That and most of you are just padding this stupid thing out! Even then, where is the chair?
Mondo: Chair?
Celeste: You know, something so the moron could boost himself high enough to commit suicide?
Silence filled the courtroom.
Monokuma: Exactly!
Chichiro: Why was your shower door missing?
Celeste: Monokuma took it somewhere to help someone.
Junko: As such, the culprit was unaware of this.
Syo: I thought I was right this time…
Celeste: Junko…
Junko: We're still going.
The courtroom then spins around again. On an interesting note, it that just for us or do the students experience it as well?
We then shift over to Sayaka.
Sayaka: Wouldn't that mean the culprit is female?
Junko: Possibly. But that still leaves a lot of people.
Mondo: Just great...
Kiyotaka: FUCK!
Leon: I know.
Sayaka: Wait, what?
Mukuro: Any questions?
We then shift over to Sayaka.
Sayaka: How did the culprit get in?
Chichiro: He opened the door.
Kiyotaka: DUH!
Hifumi: Yasuhiro was stoned! I think we can all agree he wasn't the smartest person around here.
Celeste: He could have sent an invitation to someone.
Hifumi: I guess you could be right, honey.
Celeste: That's the only logical thing that makes sense to me.
We are then treated to a flashback of Yasuhiro barging into Celeste's room and taking it as his own.
Junko: He lied.
Celeste: Of course!
Celeste cursed under her breath.
Kyoko: Stop stealing my lines!
Junko: In that case, I present this.
Junko then holds up a note.
I need to talk to you about something.
Meet me at the switched room.
-Hagakure
Celeste: Fuck.
Junko: Indeed. I'm guessing you didn't write this?
Junko then handed Celeste the note.
Celeste: Correct.
Junko: See? We're closer. As such, this was written by our stoner.
Celeste: Why?
Junko: To murder someone.
Hifumi: Glad I didn't fuck him.
Mukuro: Okay then.
Chichiro: So, the nameplates were swapped?
Junko: Correct!
Chichiro: Then what's the point?
Byakuya: To confuse us. Not that it did for me.
Junko: Can I please cut his dick off?
Celeste: Okay then.
Leon: Is anyone going to listen to me?
Sayaka: Nope!
Byakuya: Seconded.
Celeste: That does it.
Byakuya: Is that so? I was ju-
Before Mr Dick could finish his truly useful statement, Celeste and Junko walked over and sliced his dick off.
Sayaka: Good riddance.
Byakuya: Indeed. Judging from the rope, it appears that the killer was the one to die. Not the other way around.
Celeste: Fuck.
Mukuro: That's the law of this place.
Byakuya: True.
Celeste: Please shut up.
Byakuya: Nope.
Celeste: You really don't have a choice.
Junko: Both of you just stop.
Mukuro: Agreed.
Byakuya: But this still hasn't gotten us anywhere.
Sayaka: Sadly, you're right.
Syo: This is hopeless...
Celeste: I just need to think.
Kyoko: There aren't any clues left!
Celeste: You got that wrong!
Celeste fired a truth bullet out, watching Kyoko's statement shatter into a million pieces.
Kyoko: Wait, what?
Celeste: There is still evidence.
Kyoko: Huh?
Celeste: Yasuhiro's dying message
Kyoko: Dying message?
Junko: Correct.
Mukuro: It said 'Sue', right?
Sayaka: Something like that.
Mondo: Isn't Kyoko Kirigiri the SHSL Sue?
Chichiro: That's right!
We then shift to Celeste, deep in thought.
Celeste: I figured it out!
Everyone glances towards her.
Celeste: Kyoko Kirigiri killed Yasuhiro Hagakure!
We then shift over to Kyoko.
Kyoko: Fuck you. I am Perfection!
Sakura: You are not.
Kyoko: Yes. I am!
Junko: Just shut up.
Celeste: As crazy as it may be, Yasuhiro probably thought he was writing numbers. Only he was writing it right.
Kyoko: Shut up!
Leon: Give it up.
Junko: If you're innocent, why did you destroy the evidence?
We then zoom out, showing the shock of the students.
Celeste: That would explain the pieces of burnt cloth and the broken crystal ball found at the incinerator.
We are then shown said evidence.
Hifumi: Absolutely, honey!
Sayaka: That would explain why we weren't able to find it in Celeste's room.
Junko: Is it clear now, Celeste?
Celeste: Yes.
We are then treated to the sequence of Kyoko hanging Yasuhiro and disposing of the evidence.
Celeste: Is that correct?
Kyoko: Fuck you all!
Junko: We heard it already.
Kyoko: I don't care!
Celeste: It all matches up. Deal with it.
Kyoko: Fuck you!
Celeste ignored her comment.
Kyoko: You can't prove it!
Celeste: Yes I can. Take your gloves off.
Kyoko: That won't prove anything!
Celeste: You got that wrong!
Celeste fired a truth bullet off and Kyoko's statement shattered.
Kyoko: Fine then.
Reluctantly, Kyoko takes her gloves off, revealing a nice tattoo of Cthulhu's face.
Celeste: How interesting, I believe Yasuhiro was right.
Kyoko only laughs.
Kyoko: This may be the end, but this won't be the last time you'll see Yasuhiro and I. See you on the outside when the time comes.
Byakuya: I'm confused.
Junko: Interesting. So you're both eldritch beings?
Kyoko: Correct.
Byakuya: Sounds good.
Celeste: Agreed?
Monokuma: Time to vote!
Everyone then voted.
As such were then shown the slot machine. Which has all Kyoko's for the win.
Monokuma: congrats! You winner! Yasuhiro Hagakure was killed by Kyoko Kirigri!
Kyoko: Whatever.
Sayaka: Kyoko?
Mondo: You still haven't said why!
Kyoko: Because that was what lord hagakure wanted.
Monokuma: Bring on the punishment.
Monokuma then pushed his magical button, causing an anvil to drop down and flatten the Sue, killing her instantly.
'Mastermind': good riddance.
We then cut to outside the courtroom.
Monokuma: Good Job!
Celeste: Whatever. Go to hell.
She then heads to the elevator.
Afterwards, we then cut to her and Sayaka in Celeste's room making out as the episode ends.
Notes:
For now, a short hiatus.