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"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Bijuu/Summon/Inner/Demon Talking"

'Bijuu/Demon Thinking'

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"Telepathy"

"Gai & Lee Yelling"

"NORMAL YELLING"

-Action while talking-

(Author Notes or something else)

Chapter 4: The Announcement & Seeing Old Friends

Dante & Vergil along with Patty, Lucia, Morrison, Trish, & Lady headed to the Hokage's Tower. When they got there they saw Tsunade talking to Gaara. Standing behind Gaara was Temari & Kankuro. Dante walked over to him. "Yo! Gaara, long time no see!" Dante called. Gaara looked at him confused. "Um...do I know you?" Gaara asked in a monotone. "Do you know a sun-kissed blond boy with sapphire eyes & whiskers who wears orange & loves ramen?" Dante asked. "Yes" Gaara said. "Then you know me" Dante said smirking.

Gaara was confused. "Gaara, this is Naruto Uzumaki" Tsunade told him. Gaara went wide-eyed as did Temari & Kankuro. "N-Naruto? Is that really you?" Gaara asked. Dante nodded. "Yep, but I'm known as Dante Sparda now" Dante said. Gaara nodded smiling then turned his attention to Vergil. "And you are?" he asked him. "Sasuke Uchiha" Vergil replied making Gaara, Temari, & Kankuro go wide-eyed once more.

Vergil smirked. "I'm now known as Vergil Sparda. You see me & Naruto were reincarnated as the Sparda twins. We're both half demons. Our mom was human, but are dad is a demon. We're both known as Legendary Dark Knights. I'm the elder twin by a few minutes. Dante's also a demon hunter" Vergil said. Gaara nodded. "We're re-joining Konoha" Dante said. "We both have to have harems as well" Vergil said. "Hey Dante?" Temari said. "Yea?" Dante asked. "Can I join your harem?" she asked and Dante nodded. 'Sweet, Dante's going to be my brother-in-law now!' Gaara thought.

"Dante! I'm on my way to Konoha!" Kyuubi told Dante through a mind link. "Okay, but come in human form. How long will it take for you to get here?" Dante asked. "3 minutes" was the answer. Vergil looked at Dante. "Kyuubi will be here in 3 minutes. She's to be in my harem as well. She asked me last night, right before I went to bed" Dante told them. They all nodded. Tsunade then went to the balcony with Gaara right beside her. She called everyone.

They walked up to the balcony where Tsunade was standing. Everyone was gathered beneath her. "HELLO MINNA! TODAY WE HAVE 7 PEOPLE JOINING KONOHA. WE'LL FOR TWO IT'S MORE LIKE RE-JOINING. I LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU!" she bellowed. Everyone stared. Morrison, Lucia, Trish, Lady, & Patty walked up. "THIS IS MORRISON, LUCIA, TRISH, LADY, & PATTY LOWELL! THEY WILL BE JOINING KONOHA!" she bellowed. Everyone cheered as the mentioned people nodded.

Trish smirked while Patty smiled. Dante & Vergil walked forward."THESE TWO SHALL BE RE-JOINING KONOHA!" she bellowed. Everyone was confused. While Dante & Vergil were smirking. "THERE NAMES ARE DANTE SPARDA & VERGIL SPARDA, BUT THEY WERE KNOWN AS NARUTO UZUMAKI & SASUKE UCHIHA! DANTE IS NARUTO'S REINCARNATION & HE'S THE ONE IN RED. VERGIL IS SASUKE'S REINCARNATION AND HE'S IN BLUE!" she bellowed again. Everyone stared in shock then they cheered.

Just then a woman appeared next to Dante. She appeared to be 20. She had long red hair tied in a braid. Her eyes were crimson & slitted. She wore a black kimono with a red nine-tailed fox embroided on it. She was barefoot. She was very beautiful. "THIS IS KYUUBI! SHE WILL ALSO BE JOINING KONOHA! SHE'S IN DANTE'S HAREM! BY THE WAY BOTH DANTE & VERGIL GET HAREMS!" Tsunade bellowed. (She knows this, because Dante told her through telepathy). "SO FAR IN DANTE'S HAREM IS: LADY, PATTY, HINATA, SAKURA, TEMARI, TAYUYA, KURENAI, ANKO, MYSELF, AYAME & KYUUBI! SO FAR IN VERGIL'S HAREM IS: TRISH, LUCIA, INO, TENTEN, KARIN, KIN, YUGAO, SHIZUNE, KONAN, MOEGI, HANABI & NIBI! THERE IS STILL MORE ROOM!" Tsunade bellowed. Everyone clapped. Glad to have Kyuubi & Nibi on their sides.

Lucia, Patty, Trish, Lady, & Morrison went home. Kyuubi went with them. Vergil & Dante headed to the council room with Tsunade. Gaara & his siblings headed back to Suna. When they got there all clan heads were there & so was Hana. (Kushina has taken over the Uzumaki clan & Itachi the Uchiha clan.) "We would like to be clan heads" Dante asked.

"Really? Which Clan would each of you rule?" Shibi asked. "I will rule the Sparda clan & Dante will rule the Namikaze Clan" Vergil said. Everyone nodded in agreement. The council continued on until it was over. When they left Tsume had joined Vergil's harem & Hana joined Dante's. Rin had came in during the council & ended up joining Vergil's harem.

The next month Dante & Vergil would be going on a journey & when they get back they will be surprised.

*A month later*

Dante was visiting wave while Vergil was taking care of everything. He went to Tazuna's house & knocked. "Come in!" came Tazuna's voice. Dante walked in seeing Tazuna, Tsunami, Inari (who is older now), Zabuza, & Haku at the table. (Naruto had pushed Haku out of the way taking the Chidori for her & was the one to kill Gato instead). They all looked up.

"Who the hell are you?" Zabuza asked. Dante smirked. "Naruto Uzumaki" he said making them go wide-eyed. "Can you prove it?" Haku asked. Dante nodded then retold the day on the bridge as well as his private conversation with Haku. Haku stare wide-eyed then jumped him. "NARUTO-KUN!!" Haku yelled crying. "I go by Dante Sparda now" he said. They all nodded. They talked & Tsunami & Haku joined his harem. He told them goodbye & he would see them again soon.

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Trinity: Sorry it was so short!

Dante: Can't be helped! You got Writer's Block!

Trinity: I know, but still...

Dante: -sighs- Please review!