Episode 5

Long and drawn out

Our episode begins with a close-up of Monokuma in the courtroom.

Celeste: And so, it begins again.

The courtroom then spins around so we can look at everyone.

Following that, we have the class trial banner appear and do one more spin around.

Monokuma: Now then. Discuss the murder weapon!

Mastermind: Please no more lesbianess. Is that even word...

Sayaka: According to the file, Byakuya was struck in the back of the head with a blunt object.

Ishimaru: WHAT COULD IT BE?

Hifumi: A steel dildo, of course!

Celeste: You got that wrong!

A truth bullet was then fired into his statement, shattering it into a million pieces.

Hifumi: Oh right.

'Mastermind': What the fuck? Okay then.

Leon: I don't think we found that at the crime scene.

Sayaka: It looks to be a dumbbell.

Mukuro: Agreed.

Junko: Eww!

Sayaka: Oh shut up.

Leon: I second that. Even if it's obvious who did it.

Syo: Really?

Leon: Of course.

We then zoom in on him.

Leon: The culprit is Mondo!

Hifumi: Are you sure?

Mukuro: Yeah!

We then shift over to Celeste.

Celeste: It could be.

Hifumi: Who cares about that?

Mukuro: Really?

Leon: Yep. I'm serious here.

Junko: So there's a murderer among us?
'Mastermind': No shit, sherlock.

Leon: Mondo is definitely the culprit!

Mondo: Hey!

Chichiro: Are you sure?

Leon: Absolutely. It's a part of him.

Hifumi: Huh?

Celeste: Then he supposedly has split-personality disorder?

Leon: Correct.

Mondo: What the fuck are you even talking about?

Leon: Say it.

Mondo: This is stupid.

Mondo then fell over, only to pick himself back up.

Mondo: Still the same before!

Celeste: Seriously, Leon?

Ishimaru: INDEED!

Mondo: Yeah, can we find the actual culprit behind all of this?
Sakura: Yeah, this is getting stupid.

Leon: I doubt it. Mondo had a motive.

Sakura: Huh?
Leon: Spill it.
Mondo: I didn't do it.

Mukuro: Huh?

Sayaka: Do you really think we'll believe you?

Leon: Mondo is the obvious culprit!

Celeste: You got that wrong!

Leon's statement is then shattered.
Mondo: You're a moron.

Celeste: Agreed.

Mondo: Good work.

Celeste: Thank you.

Mondo: Now, let's find the real culprit.

Celeste: Yep.

Mondo: It definitely has to be a woman!

Leon: Sure.

Mondo: That would lower the field considerably.

Leon: Duh.

Mondo: Shut up.

Syo: Yeah...

Sayaka: This is pointless.

Celeste: We know!

Leon: Get on with it then.

Celeste: Then we need evidence then.

Hifumi: Evidence? What's that?

Junko: Seriously?

Ishimaru: YEAH!

Leon: Prove it.

Sayaka: Here's your proof!

We are then treated to a shot of the back doors into the locker rooms.

Celeste: That makes sense, I think?

Leon: I switched it, suckers!

For that, Celeste sliced Leon's privates off.

Sayaka: As I was saying, Syo used the back doors to get in.

Leon: Oh.

Syo: How dare you!

Mukuro: But how do we prove it?
Leon: We didn't even get to do her backstory.

Ishimaru: YEAH!

Sayaka: This is pointless.

The courtroom spins around once more.

Mukuro: Let's go over it again, shall we?

Hifumi: Agreed.

Sayaka: first off, we know that the killer could have used the backdoors to make it through unseen.

Hifumi: That still doesn't narrow it down.

Celeste: It does actually.

She takes a deep breath.

Celeste: Junko, didn't you see Byakuya?
Junko: That's right!

Celeste: Then where is the bag?
Junko: A tracksuit.

Celeste: Then where is it?

Junko: I have no clue.

Mondo: Isn't there suppose to be different tracksuits to put in there?

Mukuro: Yeah!

Hifumi: Definitely!

Leon: Mine's white!

Mukuro: I'm not sure what color the victim was.
Ishimaru: RIGHT!

Syo: Mine is blue and totally different from Byakuya's black one!

Celeste: You got that wrong!

Syo's statement then shatters into a million shards of glass.

Sayaka: After all, we haven't talked at all about the tracksuit and confirmed it's color.

Celeste: In other words, you did it.

Syo: Correct.

They then voted, getting it right.

Celeste: Why?

Syo: Byakuya asked me too.

Everyone else: What?

Syo: He told he has struck the first blow to the mastermind. Now, the rest of the rest is up to you. Kill the warlock for me, please?

Celeste gives a slight nod, watching as Syo waves.

Initiating Execution: Short and Sweet

On cue, Syo was pulled into the execution chamber, only to have an anvil to crush her skull.

'Mastermind': Oh well, one less possible lesbian.

Celeste: Just shut up.

With that, Celeste makes her way to the elevator. The rest of her classmates follow right behind as the episode ends.