thx 4 all da emails im feelin alot betr aftr goin 2 tha hospitals
i tried 2 mak this chaptr kind of funny so hav fun readin it
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
Satan looked at me an he said "CHennal I hav been waitin 4 thou"
"OMG UR THE ONE WHOHAS BEEN TALKIN2 ME" i suddenly realized... he was the dark figure taht wuz talkin 2 me
"UR THA PRINCESS OF DRAKNESS CHANENL U NEED 2 UNDERSTAND"
"FUK U SATAN, NO 1 MESSES WIT MY MAN" i glared at him and we prepared... ... ... 4 BATTLE
Satan looked at me wit his eyes full of fury cuz they were red. I knew that he was evil.
... "MY POKEMANS, LET ME SHOW U THEMS" I yelleds and took out my pokeballs and he took out his. Everyone looked shocked.
"Wtf everyone knows that the only way 2 fight satan is wit pokemans" I yelled at thems (dis is true, btw, im not making it up).
I threw it and Pekachu came out, "PEKACHOO GO I CHOOSE U" Pekachu was real yellow and cute ande veryone awwed even tho he is a KILLING MACHIEN
Satan took out his pokemans and it was BULBASOAR "GO BULBASOARS FIGHT TAHT STUPID YELLOW PEKACHU"
Pekachu said "PEEK-A-CHOO" an it was real cute an everyone aweed again because he is fierce an stuff
"PEKACHOO KILL TAHT BOLBUSAOR" I YELLED AN PIKACHU WENT FOR THA KILL... ... AN HE KILLED SATAN'S BOLBUSAUR!!' Satan was real sad an ran 2 bulbasoars an said "Oh bulbaosr u tried real hard, go bak in2 ur pokebal"
"HAH, SATAN, I BEAT U FAIR AND SQUAR NOW GIV ME BAK MY BOYFRND"
"... IF HES STILL ALIVE!!!!" whispered Satan an I lookda n he had... TOY WAS IN BONDAGES.
I ran2 him.
"omgomgomomg troy r u ok?" he kiiseed me an said "Channel wil u marry me" his eyes wer so romantic an everyone awwed again except 4 gabriala cuz shes a stupid cancer bitch
... ... ...An then satan flew up wit his fiery wings an said "UR NOT GETTIN AWAY TAHT EASY, MY BRIDE OF DARKNES"
I knew that we were not done yet because he had just said so. I was so scared but by how Toy was lookings at me... I did think that all of wuld be ok.