AU: They sing No Air and Valerie.

Kurt's P.O.V
I can't believe what I just saw. I mean their was nothing wrong with the performance. It was the way that thing and my girlfriend were looking at each other. More people are starting to find out about her joining glee and they really don't care. Especially
after what happened withsome of the Cheerios those couple times. She already told me about it. I need to find a way to keep her to myself and away from it. It should be easy though, who would want a frankenteen when they could have the most
popular, best dressed, and one of the most cutest guys in school. I'll just talk to her about it later.

In Sue's Office
Rachel's P.O.V
"Ladies." Coach says calmly. "Yes coach?" M and I ask at the same time. "I need you to get that wannabe Justin Timberlake in here immediately. And where's Tina?" "She had to use the bathroom but didn't want to get lost so she's waiting Coach." Merce says.
" get the hell outta my office!" We both scurry and go to find . We look everywhere while pushing people out the way while Mercedes gives out Lima Heights threats. Then we walk up a set up stairs and spot him flirting with Emma
Pilsbury. Our guidance counselor. "Okay that's messed up." Mercedes says with sass. "What is?" I ask confused. "He already has a wife at home." "Oh. True. They should get a room. Want to interrupt their fairytale time?" I ask mischievously. "Oh absolutely."
She replies while smirking. "Ugh. Get a room." Merce says with disgust and keeps walking. Then I say " wants to see you in her office, . She doesn't like to be kept waiting." Then I walk away with one hand on my hip and the other
holding my cheer bag. We both said those things with sass.

Later On: Kurt's P.O.V

I was looking for Rachel to talk to her about this glee club thing. Then I decidedto go to her locker and I see her getting ready for the next class. So I walk up to her. "Hey babe." I say with a smile as I kiss her cheek. "Hey." She says while
blushing. I love her blush. But that's not the point. "So about this glee club thing-?" Then she cuts me off "I know what you're gonna say but I really like it." Oh boy. Here we go. "Babe we are in line to be the most popular kids in this school over
the next couple years. Prom king and queen, homecoming court royalty, and I'm not giving up those shiny crowns just so you can express yourself!" I say frustrated. "Look, you're making to much of a big deal out of this." She replies. "Ok, let's compromise.
If you quit the Club, I'll stop slushying losers for a week." I say hoping she'll give in. "The whole team?" She asks hopeful. Thank you... were getting somewhere. "Just me." I reply quickly. "No, no I can't. I wanna do glee. I'm really happy when
I'm performing." She says to me. "Losers are starting to think you're one of them." I reply angrily. "Uh, look, I gotta go to class. Everything's gonna work out." She says kinda laughing. Ugh. Not only do I have to deal with this, I have to deal with
gigantic eavesdroppers like frankenteen. "Eavesdrop much? Time for some small talk, Goliath. You can sing with her, you can dance with her, but you will never have her." I say annoyed and angrily. "Iunderstand why you'd be threatened. Rachel
and I have made a connection. But I'm an honorable person. I don't need to steal your girl. I have plenty of suitors of my own. Every day Glee's status is going up, and yours is going down. Deal with it." (Finn turns to walk away and two slushies
are thrown in his face.)
Blaine: Awesome.
Artie: Holla!
Artie, Blaine, and a few other jocks high five and walk away.
I just cover my mouth and laugh cause "karma is a bitch."

CELIBACY CLUB
Rachel's P.O.V
"The Celibacy Club is now in session. Thanks to a newschool rulethat says we have to let anyone join the club, we're welcoming a new member this week, Santana What's-her-name." (Ew. What is she doing here). "Where are all the boys?" She asks
eagerly. "We seperate for the first half hour then, we come together to share our faith."..."God bless the perv that invented these. "Remember the power motto ladies; "It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing." "Back it up
like a dump truck baby!" Mercedes says, classic her. We then start dancing and laughing.

BOTH BOYS/GIRLS
"Let's pair up for the immaculate affection." I say smiling. "Now remember, if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry." I walk up to Kurt smiling. I look around and see Santana with Jew-Fro and I almost fall on the floor laughing. Then I look
again and I see Mercedes and Artie and I immediately feel sorry for her. She was saying "stop it" and "ewww" because he's grinding on her while saying, "yeah, take it." Poor Mercy. Then I hear a pop. I soon realize that was our balloon. "Kurt!" I
say panicked "Sorry it must've hit my zipper." He says kinda nervous and fast. Then manhands decides to open her mouth. "You know what!, this is ajoke! Did you know that most studies demonstrated that celibacy doesn't work in high schools. Our
hormones are driving us to crazy to obstain. The second we start telling ourselves there's no room for compromise, we act out. (Mercedes death glares her and T looks confused and irritated. Which I'm sure that's how everyone is feeling at the moment).
The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared. That's what contraception is for." "Don't you dare mention the C-word!" I reply angrily." You wanna know a dirty little secret that none of them want you to know; girls want sex just as much
as guys do." Then she storms out and Jewierd makes some comment. She is so not welcomed back here.

LATER ON THAT DAY: Kurt's P.O.V

Yeah, hi." says. "When I went here, glee club ruled this place." (Ew really). "And we're on our way back." (Does he not know how High School works!?). "We need some recruits to join the party." (Seriously!, how does high school work in his mind!)
"Now I would stand up here and tell you how great glee is, but I think I'm gonna let some friends of mine show you instead."

First man chestsings Valerie. Then my Rachel and jiggles sings a very romantic rendition of No Air. After the performance is over, everyone waits a second then they give them a standing O. Everyone except for the popular kids that is. I am absolutely
fuming with anger! But luckily I have my guys to keep me calm. I mean one summer where you combine Cheerios and football camp, you can basically kick anyone's ass. I mean I can bench about 350-400 lbs. It's amazing what summer can do. "Don't worry.
We'll slushy him later." Blaine says. "And dumpster toss him." Says Artie.

With The Guys
Kurt's P.O.V
"DUDES!" I suddenly yell out of nowhere in triumph. "What!" They both say startled. "I finally figured out a way to keep jiggles away from Rachel. "Well we already slushied him and tossed him in a dumpster. I mean, what else could there possibly be?"
Asked Blaine. "We're going to join glee club." "Say what. Bro you tripping." Artie says. "I know, I know alright. But I heard the populars talking, and the seniors says that we rule the school. Even if Rachel is in glee club. If she can pull it off,
so can we. We are going to sing... "Good Girls Go Bad." "Since your ourcaptain, we got your back." Blaine says. "Holla!" Artie agrees.

Glee Audition
"I have to say, I'm really surprised you guys are trying out." "Well I'm pretty sure you heard in the school paper, Rachel and I have been an item for awhile now. So what type of boyfriend would I be if I didn't support her. " "Alright." He says kind
of unsure or skeptical. "Let's see what you've got." He continues and starts the music. We're all just jumping around, clapping, and having fun. I can tell that was enjoying it too. At the end of the song, we ended with me in the middle while
our arms are crossed. We killed that performance.

IN SUE'S OFFICE
Rachel's P.O.V
"Coach Sue?" I ask cautiously. "Yes B." She says really calmly. "I know we aren't really in your good graces right now but I think I have anidea to change that. Please don't kick us off the Cheerios." I'm now kind of scared. (snaps fingers) Cease
fire on the waterworks B. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to see it. You know, B, when I first laid eyes on you I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester, (M and Ilook at each other confused) though you don't have my bone structure.
But go on." "What if we become your spies on the inside. Your moles, bring the club down from within?" I ask nervously. "You know, it wasn't until this very moment I saw how alike we really are. You are so smart. You 3 are back in my good graces.
(Tina and Mercedes high five behind Me.) "And I'm gonna get my scary back." I say happy with this plan. "I don't care so much about that." I just sit there. I mean how do you respond to something like that. Well this is going to be a fun and interesting
ride.