Chapter 5 Sexy Detective

"You are completely bunkers! Are you sure it will work?"

"Ron stop being a chicken and help me with this."

"But-but-but you didn't answer my question. What if we get caught?!"

"Then we blame Malfoy! Now stop worrying!"

I had a brilliant plan. Sadly I required the weasel for help. Ron should have been born a girl seriously no joke. He just complains all the time. I knew I should have gone with Longbottom. But back to my masterpiece. I've located the pipes of our water supply. Evil grin appears. Like all magical things the pipes... when specifically asked they will flow on the direction you speak of. No biggie right? Except the fact that I'm now putting permanent colorings in the water. All types of different colors! It's magically heading to the most vicious house of all four. Hint hint practically covered in green. Yupp you guess right! The evil snakes!

As much fun as that has been we need to get rid of our presence. Or we just can run!

"Come on Ron! Run faster!" Poor boy he's barely keeping up. Perhaps he'll think twice when stuffing all the food in his mouth.

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"Where were you this morning James?" Gosh Hermione is so hot when angered. Her hands on her hips. Pronouncing her hour glass figure.

"Say how early in the morning?"

She huffs," Around seven in the morning."

"Oh you could've just said so! Well I was dreaming of my girlfriend. And well it was kind of hot if you know what I mean ." She blushes. Good to know I can still make you blush love.

" just answer the questions. Please continue ." Without turning I can tell my head of house is annoyed.

"I was asleep at that time. Happy?"

She thinks and tilts her head. "But you usually run around the lake at that time."

"Negative I was too busy sleeping." I smile at her.

"So you had no idea the showers of Slytherin were compromised?"

"Negative I only care about one person when they shower." Winking in her direction.

"Can anyone vouch for you ?" Putting both hands in the table to emphasize how serious she was.

"Wow we should really play bad cop good cop later on Hermione." I whisper.

Coughing I reply," Positive ask Longbottom."

"We will. One last thing before you leave. Put both hands in the table." She puts on a clear liquid on both hands. Coming up with nothing. Smart Hermione but I knew all along. I wore gloves the whole time I did my scheme.

She smiles at me. Probably proud I wasn't behind it. But you see I woke up before you did love. Took the Weasley and came back in bed with you. So none the wiser we left no evidence. And we gathered a lot of witnesses by the time our prank happen.

"Say why did you interview me?"

"We found traces on Ron being the one behind it. So we had to ask you since Ron wasn't saying who helped him." Mmm Ron being loyal. He might be useful after all.

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With a skip on my feet I go and about with my classes. Rumor had it Ron blame Malfoy on everything. I couldn't keep my smile off my face. Which took off a lot of points in Snape's class.

"Brilliant way to get away with it." Turning around I see my girl entering my dorm.

"I have no idea what your saying Granger. I'm innocent till proven guilty."

"Guilty you are! Babe if it wasn't for the fact I sleep here. I would so tell on you."

"Wait hold up. You knew?"

"I woke the instant you left the bed. And also the Ron snores were no longer heard." Laughing at her joke.

"I love you."

"I love you too. Now move I'm exhausted of being a Perfect for the day."

"I have something to confess." She turns in my arms to be face to face.

"What did you do this time?"

" I'm also in love with someone else...you see today I was taken prisoner. And this really hot detective questioned me. And well I fell in love. I'm sorry Mione but it seems like you got competition." She rolls her eyes.

"Silly Potter I don't think you have a chance with her."

"Hey! I have good looks! Any girl would be lucky to have me."

"Too bad for those girls then because your mine Potter." Kissing me slowly at first but it sure gets passionate right after. Having trouble breathing for once. My lungs scream for air but I can't I need this.

She turns our positions in bed. Her being on top of course. Each one of her knees beside my hips. Grounding her pelvis in my groin. This is getting out of hand. I'm loving every second of it.

Breathing harshly. Almost coughing. I start thinking of gross things to stop my other head from waking up any further. It's painful to be so close but so yet so far. It's impossible thought for Hermione started to kiss my neck. She will suck on some pressure points. Most likely going to leave a mark. I wouldn't have it any other way.

"Your mine. Only mine." With that said she rolls her hips more roughly. Doesn't stop for a moment. Lays her forehead upon mine. She growls possessively. This is so hot and I'm getting so close. Hermione Is also.

Grabbing her hips I start thrusting upwards. Meeting her in every turn.

"Fuck!" I meant it as a shout. Instead it came as a whimper. I saw white dots when I came. Hermione collapsed completely on top of me.

I'm going to need a shower and clean my pants as soon as possible. Best day ever!

"Hey...babe we should do this more often."

She laughs, "Sorry I got a little out of control." A little?

"I don't mind if you do that more often."

"Your a male of course you would like that." Sticking out her tongue.

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Authors note- A little random shot. Putting the relationship closer each time. A head up for my readers the more reviews I get the quicker I'll update a new chapter. The reviews gives me ideas and hope I'm doing something right.