Okay, despite earlier plans, a second chapter. I don't know if I can really come up with 30 things but we will see...

If you have a good idea, don't be shy to mention it if you don't mind me using it. I will credit them, of course, if I'm using them. Until then, I still have stuff for two more chapters... So, if you still want me to continue after this first attempt at smut... (yeah, real smutty smut this time)


The door shut with a bang. The Doctor hung his coat on the hook, spread his arms out and with a manic grin on his face, he inhaled the scent of his home. His home. He never thought he would have one someday... at least not one with carpets and windows. He still missed the TARDIS sometimes but, thanks to his company, these moments became more and more infrequent these days.

His grin widened, if that was even possible. There was something he wanted to say all day. One of those very human things, he couldn't even dream of saying when he still was a Time Lord.

"Honey! I'm hooooome!" He screamed on the top of his lungs and smiled proudly when he heard a thump. His magnificent humanity must have overpowered his girlfriend (he loved that word!) that much that she wasn't even able to stay on her feet.

Walking into the direction of the noise, he arrived in the kitchen and gaped at the picture that lay before him. The upper half of Rose's body was hidden in one of the cupboards while her lovely bum pointed into his direction and wiggled every time she moved... and she was naked. Completely naked as far as the Doctor could see (and he could see everything quite clearly). No underwear, no nothing. Just her birthday suit and a cleaning rag, she used to clean the cupboard with.

The Doctor gulped. "Um... honey, I'm home?"

"Shut up! I bang my head because of you." Oh, probably not his magnificent humanity then...

"R-Rose.. you are naked... in our kitchen..."

Rose crawled out of the cupboard, stood up and grinned. "Yep, I am. Point 15 on the list is 'naked cleaning'. Thought I try it out since I have to clean anyway." She followed his eyes. "Doctor, my eyes aren't down there."

"Sorry," he said sheepishly, "you can be quite distracting at times..."

"Oh, really now?"

Rose walked to the fridge and took a cold coke out of it. She stretched and grinned when the Doctor's eyes followed the moving of her breasts. Then she pressed the can on her forehead and ran it down across the skin of her face until it lay on the base of her neck.

She moaned and the Doctor followed suit. "Hot these days, isn't it?" She smiled at the appearing bulge in his pants. "Someone is happy to see me," she said in a singsong-voice and let the can glide across the valley between her breasts.

The Doctor's eyes darkened and he moved, very slowly, to her like a predator stalking his prey. "Always," he said with a growl and put his hands on her hips. Rose let the can drop and shuddered when he moved his hand up and down her spine. The Doctor grinned and licked the cold spot on her neck, where the can was before. She moaned as the hot tongue met her skin and felt him grin into her neck.

Damn, she wanted to be the seductress this time... but at the same time as this thought occurred, she decided not to care since the Doctor just found this spot behind her ear.

She moaned again and began to work on the buttons of his jacket. He grabbed her hands and at her questioning look, he grinned, put his hands on her hips again and lifted her up on the kitchen table.

He gently spread her thighs with his hands and Rose opened them without hesitation.

The Doctor moved his head to her centre and inhaled her scent. Just from this he already knew how ready she was. Ignoring his already painful erection, he trailed his tongue over the little knob of nerves. Rose arched her back and groaned when the Doctor removed his tongue again. Her frustration fast turned to pleasure again when he inserted first one, then two fingers into her.

Using his tongue to taste her again, the Doctor was, not for the first time, thankful that he kept his Time Lord senses when he became human. He was able to smell every little reaction of her body to his advances and acted accordingly. He grinned inwardly. Time Lords may be the best lay in all of the universes but half Time Lord half human wasn't bad either.

"Dooooctor..." Oh, she sure loved that spot.

Rose grabbed his hair and nuzzled it every time, he reached a very sensitive place.

He suddenly noticed a change in his scent. She was close. Very close. The Doctor removed his fingers (Rose moaned at the loss) and looked up at her.

Rose grinned and opened his fly to free his hard erection. He hissed when she moved her hands up and down his shaft.

"Rose... stop. Can't-" The Doctor moaned when she trailed her thumb along the head. Rose continued her pace from before and he soon lost all of his self control. He grabbed her bum and lifted her up. She encircled his waist with her legs and he slid into her in one quick thrust. They moaned and the Doctor turned around to press her back against the fridge. They moved at an erratic pace, both striving for release.

Rose began to see stars in front of her eyes and came with an intensity that shook her whole body to the core. The Doctor groaned when her walls pulsated around him and came after a few more thrusts. His hot seed poured into her and panting heavily they both tried to catch their breath. He let her legs glide to the ground and slid out of her in the process.

Both gently kissed afterwards, caressing the until now neglected lips. Rose could taste herself on his lips and smiled a contented smile. "That was..." She began and smiled when she noticed his look.

"...fantastic!" They said in unison, laughed and embraced each other, unable to let go just yet.

After a while the Doctor looked to the window and tensed. Rose noticed his body stiffen and looked up at him.

"What's wrong?" She asked and followed his gaze. Groaning she said, "Oh, no. Not again!"

A figure stood in the window just opposite the street. It lay in direct line to the one in their kitchen and therefore made it easy to look into their apartment. The figure held binoculars to her eyes, but let them drop and hurried away from the window when she realized, she had been caught.

Rose shook her head. "Poor, old Mrs Thunderstone."

"Poor? Oh, I don't know... we must have given her quite a show this time. Can't wait to meet her husband at work..." He grinned mischievously and Rose laughed.

"Don't you dare. He is our supervisor... God knows, he will do, when he realises just how much she loves your bum."

"Oi! I think she has a thing for you too, you know... At least, she didn't use those binoculars when I was naked last time." He grinned and yelped when Rose gave his bum a pinch.

"Enough of this! Hurry up and get naked." She said with that adorable tongue between her teeth. "There is still a lot of cleaning up to do."

The Doctor saluted. "Yes ma'am!" He was more than happy to obey.