(Today, we learn some camping stuff with Yukine and the great Lord Yato. Get ready! No seriously, I worked hard to actually explain how to do things in this, you will learn.)

Yukine's POV

It was morning. Today was the day Yato and I started our trip. Camping trip.

I sat up from my makeshift bed, stretching and yawning, wincing as the sun's rays came through the window and molested my eyes. I stood up and began to change into some more casual clothing, before hearing a bit of rustling coming from the other side of the room, along with a yawn.

"Yukine-kun~ Will you fetch me a glass of orange juice? Along with my breakfast?"Yato said in a silvery voice. I clenched my jaw. I had silently hoped Yato wouldn't remember our little pinning bet, but I was a fool to even think he would. Of course he wouldn't! If it meant he didn't need to do anything for himself, he wouldn't forget at all!

I sigh, nodding,"Fine. But i'm going to eat my breakfast first." Yato's face then suddenly seems to darken, his eyes glowing a bright blue, the room went quiet. Everything seemed to grow quiet, as he gave me a death glare, saying in a deep, soft voice,"You will get me what I asked for first. I am your god, you will obey me."

Woah. Scary. But that wasn't about to get me. "Hah, nice try. No matter how scary you can get, you can't make me do everything you want!" I stood up and began to walk away and down the stairs, Yato cringing,"I AM A POWERFUL GOD YOU KNOW! YUKINE~!"

Man, he was such a whiner.

Once I reached the kitchen, Kofuku was already awake, making breakfast, or trying to, with Daikoku helping her out. "My lady, please be careful on our trip to Capypaland,"Daikoku said worryingly.

Kofuku only smiled,"Don't worry Daikoku! I'll be on my best behaviour! Promise!"

Daikoku sighed,"I know, but that never really seems to help…"

That's when I walked in, yawning,"Good morning."

"Hm-ah! Good morning Yuki! Ready for your camping trip~?"Kofuku said happily, heading over to the table with a plate and cup. I smiled softly,"Yeah I guess."

"Especially since it's just you and Yatty~"

Dammit Bishamon. "Kofuku! You know I don't like Yato like that. And also...um, could you make Yato some grilled fish and rice for breakfast? I'll get his orange juice while you do so and take it up to him,"I say, walking up to the kitchen cupboards and grabbing one.

When I go over to the fridge and grab the orange juice, Kofuku is already starting to get the pans ready, while Daikoku seemed dumbfounded,"Then…if you don't like Yato that way, why are you getting him breakfast."

I cringe,"Listen here okay! He won a bet, drop it!" Kofuku giggled, smiling her usual bright smile,"It's alright Yuki, we understand." I huff, nodding,"Thanks Kofuku." I pour the orange juice into his cup. I didn't need to do this. I could easily not do what Yato told me to do and just eat...but it was a bet. And I don't back down from bets.

"YUKINE~ WHERE IS MY FOOD~!"

Then again he was extremely annoying. "SHUT UP TRACKSUIT, BE GLAD I'M ACTUALLY BRINGING IT TO YOU!"

_Quick Time Lapse~_

I struggled to not drop the tray as I walked up the stairs. The food smelled so good... I can't believe I didn't actually just eat my own breakfast first. "Yato...here is your food,"I say, walking over to where he lay. He was laying on his side, reading some magazine. He sat up and turned around to look at me, before smiling,"Thank you Yuki~ That was very sweet of you. Mmm! It smells great as well!"

I placed the tray down onto his lap. "Now say it,"he says.

I freeze,"Say...what exactly?" I look at Yato's eyes, which had an odd glow to them,"Come on...say,'Enjoy your breakfast my lord, I hope you like it.'"

I laughed,"Seriously Yato?" He just looked up at me with puppy dog eyes,"Please?" He looked like an adorable puppy, asking his owner for a toy, or a treat. "FINE." I clear my throat,

"Enjoy your breakfast my lord, I hope you like it."

Yato grins,"Why thank you, I will." He took the fork and began to eat his fish and rice happily. I just shook my head, chuckling softly,"You're welcome."

That's when my stomach growled.

"Hm? Yukine, did you not eat breakfast?"Yato asked. I shook my head,"I was about too-"

"Here."

I watched as Yato lifted his fork with a piece of fish on it towards my mouth. I blush, cringing,"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Yato grinned,"Feeding you! You're hungry right?" I frown,"Yato, I can feed myself!" He only continued to hold the fork in front of my face, so with a huff, I leaned forward and took the fork into my mouth. Yato pulled the fork back, grinning,"Want more?" I could feel myself blushing even more. Why was Yato feeding me? Why was he smiling that beautiful smile- why was I even noticing these things about him?

"Uh...Yato, it's alright, i'll go get my own breakfast." I stand up, heading back to the kitchen. "Yukine! Don't forget to come and pick up my tray once you're done!"

I groan.

_TIME LAPSE_

I yawned as I headed back upstairs to get my things. We were finally heading out, and if you are wondering, yes. I actually did get Yato's tray for him.

Once I reached the room, I was expecting Yato to be ready, or at least dressed, but no. He was just sitting there, reading his magazine. "Yato!? What are you doing! We are about to leave!"

"Dress me."

"...EH?"

Was he actually kidding me? I was not about to undress him!

"A bet's a bet, right Yukine-kun~?"Yato said happily, putting the magazine down and lifting his arms. "So get to it."

I blushed a deep red,"YATO! I AM NOT DOING THAT!"

"But we are both men."

"But one of us is a pervy god!"I shout at him, but it didn't look like he was about to change his mind. So I sighed, walking over to Yato's bag that contained his clothing we had bought for him yesterday. I took out a plain blue shirt, and a pair of jeans, along with his dark green down vest.

"Alright, let me take your shirt off first,"I say, pulling it over his head. He pulls back slightly, and when I get a look at him, his hair is a disheveled, and he's smiling. His muscles were a lot more noticeable in the morning light coming through the window, and I stared. I wonder what they felt like…

"Yukine? May I dare say...are you having a naughty thought?"

And that's when I cringed, kicking him swiftly in the face and throwing his clothes at him,"YOU WISH!"

_TIME LAPSE_

In the end, Yato dressed himself and I had just simply grabbed my things and waited outside, refusing to go back inside.

We were headed to Hiyori's house now, ready to take the car and drive to the camping grounds.

"Hey Hiyori! Hope you're awake. Me and Yukine are headed over right now,"Yato spoke to Hiyori over the phone.

We opened the front gate, walking in and Yato let out a mischievous chuckle as he looked up at Hiyori's window, before covering the phone and pulling it away for a moment,"Yukine, I'm gonna go scare her...she doesn't know we're here yet~"

I knew this could only go wrong, but I nodded, watching from below as he jumped up onto the roof, walking towards her bedroom window. "Yup Hiyori, I hear ya, i'll tell you when we're here. By the way, stripes? I seriously never thought you would wear stripes, but it seems like that's the only thing you wea-"

And that's when I see something hit Yato's face, sending him falling to the ground. "DON'T LOOK YATO!"Hiyori cried out, screaming as she shut her window. I walk over to a twitching Yato, giving him a light tap with my foot,"Good job perv."

~~~~~Quick time lapse~~~~~

"Alright you guys, please don't wreck this car, alright?"Hiyori said softly, handing Yato the keys. "Don't worry Hiyori! I'll keep Yukine in check!"Yato said, smiling and giving a thumbs up. "I'm not worried about Yukine, Yato. Yukine, watch Yato for me,"she sighed, making her usual (-_-) face.

I smiled,"Don't worry, i'll keep him in check."

Yato cringed,"IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME THEN WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME DRIVE?!"

I chuckled,"Come on tracksuit, it's already eleven a.m. let's get going!" Hiyori smiled, waving good bye,"I don't want you guys coming back until friday!"

Let's see...it was sunday today. So that means we are going to be out there for...basically five days. It wasn't so bad….right?

_Time Lapse~_

"Yukine, hand me the map would you?"Yato sighed, reaching a hand over to my side. "Here,"I handed him the map. We were almost there from what I could tell, but he insisted that we were going the wrong way. That's when I saw the first sign. "Yato! Look! See, that sign says this way!"

Yato looked up,"Alright, we made it Yukine! It's around one p.m. by now, so once we get to a nice spot, let's start setting up our tent and then put our thing inside alright?" I nod. Seemed simple enough.

Yato drove into a nice dirt road that lead into multiple camping grounds. There were quite a few people around, but everyone seemed to be nicely separated and had their needed privacy.

Thank goodness they had restrooms out here as well.

Yato parked, turning the car off and putting the keys in his pocket, stepping out and heading to the back. I took off my seat belt, quickly following. "Um...Hey Yato, do you know how to put up a tent?"I ask.

"No,"he simply said.

I felt a heavy weight starting to push on my shoulders….how were we going to survive?! "Yukine…earth to Yukine! Hey, don't worry! Hiyori gave us that book remember? All we gotta do is follow the instructions!"Yato said, grinning. "Don't worry, i've got this."

He grabbed the box that contained the tent, and took it out, taking it to a smooth dirt area, surrounded by trees. "Alright, give me the book Yukine."

I reached a hand into his backpack, taking the book out and handing it to him. He opened it up, humming,"Okay...let me do this, you can relax and watch the great Lord Yato at work!"

_20 Minutes later_

"Yato….that look's like a deflated balloon."

Yato cringed, looking defeated,"I followed the instructions! Hiyori just bought us a tent that doesn't work~!"

I sighed, walking over,"Alright, here, let's work together, okay?" I grabbed the book from Yato's hand, skimming over the pages. "Okay, first we lay down the ground cloth." Yato nods, heading over to the hump of tent and grabbing the ground cloth, stretching it over the dirt.

"Alright, now insert the tent poles into the frame,"I say. Yato grabbed the poles and began to slide the support poles through the body of the tent. He laid the tent frame out, making sure he was sliding the poles into the right slots. I noticed it was taking him some time, so I kneeled down to help him.

"Hey Yukine, looks like Hiyori was right. It seems that our team working abilities are getting better, hm?"Yato said, grinning. I smiled,"Yeah I guess so."

I reached for a pole to insert it into the last slot, until Yato touched my hand. By accident i'd suppose, but he held it there. I blushed softly,"Yato this is cheesy." He only chuckled,"I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate."

(Yes, we shall all mentally face palm together and groan. That was so bad. XD)

I laugh, standing up,"Let's keep going. Now we have to raise the tent."

Yato grinned,"Leave it to me~!" I watched as he lifted the tent, making sure to get the poles dug into the dirt just a bit. "Okay, now let's hammer in the tent pegs,"I say, grabbing the mallet that lay on the ground and heading over to the first spike and hammering it into the ground.

"Look Yukine we did great! Let's-"

"Yato we're not done yet."

Yato fell to the ground groaning and rolling around,"Yukine~ No it's up now, see? The tent is done~"

"YATO! YOUR CLOTHES! And they're new!" (;-;)

_TIME LAPSE_

After I finally set up the rain-fly, I got Yato to bring all of our things into the tent, our backpacks, and a few boxes Hiyori had bought for us with supplies. I heard Yato gasp as he reached for something in the car,"YEAH-HAHA! Fishing poles!" I smiled. Why was Yato so excited about fishing? He was acting like a child.

"Yukine, it's around five now, how about we grab the worm bait and head over to the lake?"Yato asked happily. I nodded,"Sure. Let's go and try to catch dinner." Yato grinned, heading towards a path that he somehow knew lead to a lake. He carried both fishing poles, along with the bait. I ran after him,"Yato! Wait up, why are you so excited?"

Once Yato and I finally made it to the lake, he handed me my fishing pole. "Alright Yukine, let's see what we can do!" He opened the fish bait, taking a worm out. "Okay, take one Yukine and put it onto your hook."

I blink,"Um...h-how?" Were we supposed to tie the worm on there?

"Stab the hook into it."

I feel everything around me disappear and a huge weight on my shoulders,"Uh...w-we stab into it….ok." I grab a worm, watching as it squirmed in my fingers grasp. I grabbed the hook of my fishing pole, and brought it up to the worm's body, slowly starting to push the tip in.

"UWAH!"

I scream as the worm began to wriggle all over the place and spasm out of control. Yato began to laugh loudly, falling to the floor,"HAHAHA! WHO KNEW YOU WERE SO SQUEAMISH!"

I blushed,"Sh-shut up! It caught me by surprise!" I then look at Yato's fishing pole.

"WHAT!? HOW DID YOU GET ONE ON THERE!?"I ask in awe.

I felt kinda bad for the worm's.

Yato only laughed. I blushed, grabbing the worm I had dropped and my fishing pole, walking over to him,"C-Can you do it for me?"

Yato stood up, now a lot calmer,"Hm? Okay. I will. But you gotta say it first."

I sigh,"What? You want me to say..., here, I think this is what you want…" I clear my throat,"Lord Yato, will you please do this for me?... That?"

Yato grinned,"Of course!" And he grabbed my hook, quickly putting the squirming worm on there. I gulp as he hands it back. "Alright, now we must cast our fishing rod,"he says.

"Uh….and how do we do that?"I ask.

"Simple! hold down the button on your bait casting reel and bring the rod back. Bring the rod forward and release your thumb, the bait will drag your line out, push the button back down with your thumb to slow your spool."

I gulp,"W-will you show me?" He nods, quickly pulling his fishing pole back before giving it a kind of swing, and the string with the hook went flying out into the lake, landing nicely in the middle.

I watched in awe,"Awesome! Let me try!" I tried myself, pulling the rod back and swinging.

"UWAH!"

Yato screamed. I turned around in shock, only to see that it got latched onto Yato's hair...or scalp. "YUKINE! HELP GET IT OUT!"

I rushed over, panicking,"S-sorry!" I set my fishing rod down and began to search for the hook in his hair. Thankfully it only caught on his hair and not scalp. I pulled it out and Yato just stood still.

"Y-Yato are you okay?"I asked, trying to see his face. He turns to me, tears streaming down his eyes and his nose running,"Y-you scared me~"

I chuckled,"I'm sorry Yato, I am learning after all. What? Is the great Lord Yato truly scared?"

That's when he instantly perked up,"No! I was just j-joking!" He grabbed his fishing pole, quickly moving over to the edge of the lake and sitting down. I chuckled quietly and watched him. This was one thing I admired about Yato. He was always so determined. And now that I looked at him, he looked really nice in his new clothing. It fit him nicely.

Wanna know what else would fit him nicely? Me.

Wait. Yukine, did you just...

"Keh- Y-Yukine...are you having dirty thoughts again?"Yato asked, rubbing the back of his neck. I blushed. Well I was...could he sense who I was thinking about? Or was it...obvious?

He turned around,"Yukine...you've been having a lot of dirty thoughts lately. I think we need to talk about that-"

I ran up to him. I placed my hands onto his shoulders, and pushed forward, sending him into the lake.

Loud splashing was heard as he splashed around, gasping,"YUKINE IT'S FUCKING COLD!" I laughed,"That way you can cool down-"

He grabbed my arm, pulling me forward,"WHAT-!?" I fell in, Yato wrapping his arms around me to hold me in place. I shout,"YATO GET ME OUT, LET GO NOW!"

It really was cold. I started splashing water at him with the little bit of arm and hand I had free. We both started laughing, basically wrestling in the water.

We both soon grew tired though, both panting for breath. Yato finally let go,"Well….I th-think with all of our laughing and splashing around, the fish have been scared away...let's head back to the tent to dry our clothes and eat some fruit, then maybe some rest."

I nodded,"Sounds good."

_TIME LAPSE_

Yato and I sat next to each other in our pajamas. Our wet clothing hanging outside to dry. I ate an apple, while Yato ate a banana. I watched as the setting sun's light complimented Yato's face nicely. His eyes beautiful and blue as always. I continued to watch as he took the first bite of his banana, his mouth fitting nicely around it.

That's when Yato froze and looked at me,"Yukine…"

I felt my heart begin to race. Had Yato noticed? Of course he did! Everytime I think of something bad he-

"You look nice. I never really see you in anything else but your jacket."

I blush, sitting quietly, swallowing,"Th-thank you. You look amazing as well." This was awkward. But it was a nice awkward.

"Well Yukine, let's get our sleeping bags out and ready for tonight,"he says, getting up. I nod, before I cringe,"W-wait...I forgot mine."

Yato laughed,"Well lucky for you, I didn't." He reached into his back, looking around….and I waited. We both waited. Nothing.

"ARE YOU KIDDING?! NOW WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO SLEEP ON!?"I shout. Of course we'd both forget.

"Wait! I think Hiyori bought us one!"Yato said.

Sure enough, there was a box with a sleeping bag in it, with a small note Hiyori had wrote. It read,

'Hey you two. I imagine that one of you will forget your sleeping bag, so I bought one for just in case!'

We both sighed. "Thank you Hiyori,"we both chimed. We pulled it out and rolled it out onto the floor. "Looks like two will fit, it will just be a bit cramped",Yato said, examining it.

I blushed,"A-alright."

I wasn't complaining. I didn't mind getting close to Yato. I was just worried about me and my...perverted mind. Yato slid into the sleeping bag,"Hey, will you close the tent?" I nod, turning around to zip the tent up. It was dark out now, the stars shining brightly. But we weren't going to go gaze up at them tonight. We were to tired to do so.

I yawned, slipping in next to Yato. He turned onto his side, his back to me,"Alright, goodnight Yukine." I turn onto my side as well, my back facing Yato's,"Goodnight Yato." I close my eyes, attempting to sleep. The night was chilly and Yato's warmth was just so inviting. I scoot closer to him. This was nice.

That's when Yato turned around, and wrapped an arm around me, pulling me closer. I let out a quiet yelp. Should I pull away? But it was so warm and nice... I fell asleep in his arms...maybe I was starting to get feelings for this chump.

(Starting to? Yukine you cheeky monkey, you've liked him for a while now.)