Number 22 on the list... I have 26 now ;)

"No."

"But Ro-ooose! It's gonna be fun!"

"I told you, I'm not doing something... something like that. It's disgusting!"

"Come ooo-oon! It's on the list... You said, you wanted to help me."

"Yeah, but... I didn't think something like that would be on it. I mean, who knows what has been in there."

The Doctor began to bounce up and down their bed. "It can't be that bad. And I promise you, you are gonna enjoy it," he said in a husky voice and wiggled his eyebrows at her.

Rose sighed. "We can't do something like that! You have been in this universe for what? Three months? And got already arrested six times!"

"Hey, the last time wasn't even my fault! He said 'Bite me!', how should I know, he didn't really mean it?"

Rose groaned. Sometimes she felt more like a babysitter than a girlfriend. "Doctor, he was twelve years old and it was his first visit to England... You didn't have to bite him just because he said it!"

The Doctor pouted, all chewing lips and deer eyes. "I wanted to be polite!"

Rose put her book down (she had been on the same line for 15 minutes now) and gave him a stern look. "Anyway, I'm not doing it."

"Please?"

Oh, oh no! He had that look now... the innocent sweet-as-sugar-love-me-look. But she won't give in! Not this time. No. Not. Certainly not.

Aww, his lips begin to shiver! Rose bit her own lip. Don't give in, don't give in, don't give in... "Alright." Dammit!

Fifteen minutes later, they arrived in the park. Rose looked nervously around. The whole place was dark save for the large fountain in the middle. It was illuminated by four lanterns, the water glistening in the sparse light.

"Are you sure, you wanna do this?" Rose looked uncertain at her bouncy partner.

He beamed at her and stripped out of his clothes. Rose sighed. That was her answer.

When he was completely naked, he looked questioning at Rose. "What's wrong? Cold feet?" To emphasize his statement, he began to wiggle his now bare toes.

His wordplay bounced off of her. "I- I still don't know... What if someone sees us?"

The Doctor grinned and pulled her into his arms. "That's the fun part, isn't it? The danger of being caught. Just like old times," he whispered into her ear, sending shivers down her spine in the process.

Rose returned the hug and pulled back after a while to look into his eyes. "Yeah, just like old times." She grinned at him and kissed him deeply, her tongue caressing his own.

Between kisses, the Doctor began to remove her clothes. First coat, then shoes, socks, shirt and jeans. Looking appreciatively at her, he got rid of her underwear and gave her one of his most brilliant smiles.

"My beautiful, beautiful Rose..."

She blushed under his gaze, feeling unusually shy in this open area.

He took her hand in his and tugged her to the fountain. Taking two careful steps, they dipped their toes into the cold water.

The Doctor grinned when Rose's nipples stood to attention. "Cold, are you?" He stared unashamed at her twins, itching to touch them.

Rose, noticing the desire in his eyes, splashed him with some of the fountains falling water. He squealed and Rose laughed at him. "You sound like a six year old girl with braces!"

He pouted again and folded his arms. "Do not. The water is cold, you know?"

She grinned cheekily at him and glanced down. "Yeah, I can see that. Hm, what a shame..."

"Oi! Now, that's just mean. Come here and I'm gonna show you how big it's gonna be." His voice was low and he practically growled now.

He jumped forward and tried to catch her. Diving sidewards, she evaded his attack and splashed him again, squealing in delight when she hit his bum. He screamed and leaped after her, hitting his fiancée once or twice with the ice cold water.

Like little kids, they chased each other around the fountain, screaming and laughing with each hit. After a little while, the Doctor caught her around the waist and pulled her down with him. Out of breath, Rose straddled his waist and grinned when she felt his hard erection pressed into her bum.

"Bigger, huh?" She began to wiggle around on him. He closed his eyes and groaned in response. "Like that?" Her evil, little tongue appeared between her teeth.

Growling, the Doctor shot up, pushed her off of him and onto her back. Rose yelled when her back touched the cold water, but was stopped short by the Doctor's tongue invading her mouth. Hands wandered up and down their bodies, warming every bit of flesh in their wake. They moaned when their hands met the places of their desires, one moving in and out, the other up and down. The Doctor dipped his head and begin to lick and suck on her right nipple, while kneading the other with his free hand. They were sitting now and Rose moved her hand faster up and down his member while he worked on her.

Moaning, Rose came when the Doctor's hand found her clit, biting into his shoulder to muffle her screams. He yelped and she looked apologetically at him.

Kissing her nose, the Doctor pulled her up with him and pushed her against the column of the fountain. He looked deeply into her eyes, placed himself onto her entrance and then-

"Freeze! This is the police."

Completely shocked, they stopped in their tracks and stared sideways, unable to move an inch of their bodies. Before them stood a police car, headlights directed at them.

"Please step out of the fountain. In name of the British Empire, you will be arrested for indecent behaviour and curfew break."

The Doctor groaned in frustration and Rose followed suit. Utterly unsatisfied, they stepped out of the water, trying to cover as much of their naked skin as possible.

The human Time Lord glared at the officers when he noticed the leering looks, they gave his Rose. Feeling the oncoming storm approaching, they turned around and coughing, allowed them to get dressed.

A few minutes later, they sat in the police car. The Doctor, unable to bear the sullen mood, smiled at Rose. "Well, that makes seven for me and three for you," he whispered to her. "You will have to hurry up, if you wanna beat my score." His smile faded when she glared at him. If he was the oncoming storm, Rose Tyler certainly was the oncoming apocalypse.

"Getting arrested is not a game, Doctor!" She groaned. "Dad is so gonna kill me."

"Oh, I don't know." He began to grin like a Cheshire cat. "He told me a few days ago that my antics caused the press to show much more interest in his projects."

Rose, eager to break his unjustified enthusiasm for getting them into this mess in the first, leaned forward to whisper into his ear. "You bathed naked with his 'daughter' in a fountain at night. In a park. Having obviously every intention to screw her there." She lay her head on his shoulder, grinning into his skin. "Do you really think, he will pat your shoulder and say 'Well, done!'? Or my mother?"

The Doctor blanched. He apparently forgot that Pete wasn't only his boss but also his father-in-law... And Jackie... he could already feel a stinging pain on his cheek.

He turned to Rose. "Please, Rose! You have to protect me. They are going to kill me! Please, you-" He rattled on and on, trying to convince her to save his skin.

While hey drove to the police department and the Doctor's approaching doom, Rose grinned and made a mental note.

Number 22: Bathing in a fountain, check.