"Remus, this is some serious shit we're dealing with. This girl, Hermione, knows all about us! What if she lets it slip that we're animagi? I mean she practically screamed that you're a werewolf to the entire Grand Entrance," Peter Pettigrew squeaked to Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter. All three of them rolled their eyes at him; Peter was always a tad bit slow.

"No fucking shit, Wormtail," James snapped, sick of Peter constantly pointing out the obvious. "The point is we need to win her over, get her to keep quiet."

"I'm on it," Sirius said cockily as he headed for the exit of the seventh year Gryffindor boys' dorm, "or should I say on her?" Remus caught his arm and turned him back to face the other guys.

"Padfoot, she's not the type that'll just fall all over you. This one would whip you into shape."

"Oh!" Sirius exclaimed, raising his eyebrows suggestively, "Whips, kinky. I like her already." Hermione walked in at that moment hearing the tail end of the boys' conversation.

"I'm flattered, Sirius, but Remus is right; you couldn't handle me."

Sirius blushed, slightly embarrassed that she hear his pervy comment.

"So, which of you sexy gentlemen is going to take me to the Headmaster's office?" Hermione asked, hoping to go double or nothing on the man-blushing front.

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Ten minutes late James could be found escorting Hermione to Professor Dumbledore's office, where she would explain her predicament to the Professor himself. (The guys all (except Sirius) thought that it would be best if Sirius stayed behind so that he wouldn't jump Hermione in the middle of the hall.)

"So, you're from 2008, what's that like?" James asked, trying to make small talk.

"It's great. I'm Head Girl in my time, and I have the best friends…." Hermione paused, "friend in the world."

"Oh, yeah? Is she hot?" James asked teasingly. Hermione began to laugh uncontrollably.

"Um, actually, he's a guy. His name is Harry Po…." She trailed off, realizing who she was speaking to, "Harry, just Harry."

"Huh, Harry, cool name." Hermione smiled at this.

"Sooooooooooooooooo," James began, "Sirius wants to know if you think he's hot."

Hermione giggled a bit at the thought of Sirius Black finding her appealing. "Yeah, I guess he's attractive, you know, if you're in to the rugged, sexy, athletic, tall, dark, and handsome type…..which I guess I do……don't tell him though, okay?" Hermione was mortified. She had spilled her guts out to a total stranger; it's just that James was so much like Harry that it was difficult to differentiate.

James smiled, glad that his new friend felt comfortable enough with him to share that nugget of information.

They stopped in front of the stone gargoyle that guarded Dumbledore's office. James had just opened his mouth to say the password when the gargoyle leaped aside on its own. Hermione left James behind and quickly ascended the stairs. She stepped grace fully through the doorway, which had been left ajar.

"Hello, Sir. My name is Her….."

"Hermione Granger, welcome to Hogwarts, again I suppose," Dumbledore mused.

"You were expecting me, Sir?"

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Meanwhile, in the hallway below, James Potter waited for Hermione to finish her meeting with the Headmaster. He heard footsteps approaching at an alarming rate. Sirius Black's head appeared in thin air.

"So, does she like me?" He asked urgently, throwing off James' invisability cloak.

"She said you're a stone cold fox," James said sarcastically.

Sirius smiled dreamily. "Really?" He asked.

"No, not really, you dumbfuck."

A/N: Greetings and Salutations my loves! Hope you're still loving my story. If you are, tell me about it; if you don't, tell me about it! I love all reviews, good or bad! Peace, love, and joy around the world! By the way, my winner from the first chapter never gave me a name, so I shall have another round of name the quote! (To my first winner, Ejana,you can still give me a name, I will just have two winners!) Please send your chosen name (for a mystery character) in your reply review. Here we go: "We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be a permanent diet!" Please give me the movie and which character said it!