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And I said that Takahiro was a little over two months, but I meant to say that he was a little over three months.

The next morning, Yumichika wakes before Ikkaku. Shortly after he'd swallowed the lozenge he began regretting what he'd done. Thankfully, when Ikkaku finally came home he was too tired to want to fool around. That gave the fifth seat one less thing to worry about for the time being. Yumichika didn't know what he was going to do. He'd ingested that lozenge without so much as even telling Ikkaku he even had it in the first place. A sick feeling of guilt and worry filled his stomach as he thought about what he was going to do for the next seven days. If he could hold Ikkaku off for seven days then the effects of the lozenge would wear off and he could pretend like this never happened. Then he could have a proper talk with Ikkaku and everything would be fine. The raven haired Soul Reaper groans as he thinks about how stupid his plan is. He would never be able to keep Ikkaku from having sex with him for seven days.

Yumichika steals a quick glance at the snoring man beside him and when he's certain that Ikkaku isn't going to wake up, he silently creeps out of the futon and heads to the bathroom. He closes the door behind him and pulls his short hair back as much as possible before leaning over the toilet and shoving his index and middle finger down his throat. It was a very ignorant and unbeautiful idea, but he thought that maybe the lozenge hadn't had time to do its thing yet and he could just get rid of the contents in his stomach including the remnants of the lozenge.

He felt his stomach lurch a few times, but sadly he couldn't get anything to emerge from his body. He pushes his finger down his throat a little deeper and gags a few times. Just when he thinks he may succeed, he hears a familiar voice behind him, "Yumi, what the hell are ya doin'?

The fifth seat quickly stands upright and wipes his fingers on the side of his night clothes before turning to face his lover, "I was…nothing! I thought you were asleep."

The bald shinigami continues to give his partner a weird look, "I was sleepin', but I heard ya making strange noises in here and I was makin' sure ya were alright." Ikkaku steps farther into the room still with the puzzled expression on his face, "We're ya makin' yerself throw up? Cause if ya think ya need to lose weight ya don't…yer skinny enough." Ikkaku's eyes widen and he shakes his head, "I mean…I'm not sayin' yer too skinny…I just meant that ya look great just the way ya are…that's all I meant."

Any other time Yumichika would have laughed and thanked his lover for the compliment, but he couldn't think about anything, but the mock uterus growing in his abdomen and he wracks his brain trying to think of an excuse to give Ikkaku, "I was trying to make myself throw up, but not because I wanted to lose weight…um, I ate something last night that didn't agree with me and I thought that if I threw up I would feel better."

Ikkaku crosses his arms over his chest and gives his lover a skeptical look, "Are ya sure that's all? You've been actin' strange the past couple of days…ya know, like ya been thinkin' too hard about somethin'."

Yumichika tucks a piece of dark hair behind his ear as he avoids the other man's eyes, "I've just had a lot on my mind…it's nothing you need to worry about." He eventually looks at Ikkaku's face, "It's just stupid stuff to do with…my beauty treatments." Yumichika nods not only to convince Ikkaku, but to convince himself as well, "The oil I use to treat my hair is being discontinued and now I just don't know what I'm going to use."

The third seat bursts out laughing at Yumichika's explanation, "Is that all? The way ya been moping around here I thought somethin' serious was goin' on." Ikkaku makes his way closer to his partner and wraps his arms around Yumichika's waist, "I can think of a really fun way to get yer mind off of yer hair problem."

Ikkaku places his lips on Yumichika's neck making the fifth seat shiver, but instead of letting Ikkaku continue Yumichika wiggles out of his grasp and almost trips over the bathroom rug trying to get away. He lets out a nervous laugh as he scoots passed Ikkaku and heads to the door, "As fun as that would be, I really have to get dressed and get going."

A disappointed frown appears on the bald man's face, "Where the hell do ya have to be in such a hurry? We ain't got squad duty fer another two hours."

Yumichika makes his way to the bathroom sink and begins putting toothpaste on his toothbrush, "The captain has a meeting today and it's my turn to look after Yachiru. The captain's meeting starts in fifteen minutes." It wasn't a lie…he did have to look after the lieutenant just not as soon as he was telling Ikkaku. He begins brushing his teeth awaiting his lover's response.

"Since when?" Ikkaku scratches his head as he tries to think back to all their conversations, "Ya didn't tell me that."

The fifth seat spits in the sink and rinses his mouth out before responding, "Yes, I did…I told you that last night when you came in."

"Aw hell, Yumi…ya know I don't remember shit ya tell me when I'm that tired." A sly smile spreads across his face as he slides behind Yumichika and grabs the raven haired man's ass in both hands, "Are ya sure ya don't have a few minutes, babe? I'd love to get a hold of that ass fer a few minutes before goin' to squad duty."

Yumichika jumps when he feels Ikkaku's rough hands on his barely clothed ass and almost lets out a moan, but quickly stops himself. He clears his throat as he reaches around and pulls his lover's hands away, "Ikkaku, you know how carried away you get…the lieutenant will get restless and come looking for me and you know good and well the captain will have both of our heads if Yachiru catches us doing that." The smaller man once again twists away from Ikkaku and notices the pout on the bald man's face "Don't look like that, Ikkaku. You know I have my orders from the captain."

"But…just fer a few minutes." His pout worsens to the point that he looks like Yachiru being denied a piece of candy, "The lieutenant will be fine fer a little bit."

Yumichika lets out a loud sigh, "I don't have time. You know how long it takes me to get dressed and now I'm going to have to rush as it is." The third seat's pout remains making Yumichika feel slightly guilty, "If you'll let me get dressed then I promise I'll give you a blow job tonight when you come in from squad duty. How does that sound?"

Ikkaku thinks about this for a few seconds before replacing his pout with a perplexed expression, "Why can't we just have sex tonight?"

The dark haired shinigami gives his partner a stern look accompanied with a frustrated sigh, "Do you want the blow job or not?!"

Ikkaku holds his hands up in a gesture of surrender, "Okay, okay…fine. I would enjoy a blow job tonight, jeeze."

Yumichika makes his way back to the sink to wash his face, "Now that we have that settle would you kindly get the fuck out so I can get dressed?"

Ikkaku rolls his eyes, "As ya wish, yer majesty."

The third seat finally leaves the bathroom and Yumichika lets out a relived sigh. At least he'd kept Ikkaku from finding out what he'd done and he'd managed to hold off having sex for at least today. When he exits the bathroom, Ikkaku is sitting at the table pouting, but the fifth seat just couldn't be worried with that at the moment, "I'm headed out to babysit the lieutenant. I'll see you tonight." Ikkaku only lets out a grunt as Yumichika makes his way outside.

The captain's meeting sure was taking forever. Yumichika felt like he'd been sitting with Yachiru for a lifetime. He was half way paying attention to her in the first place as his thoughts kept wandering to his situation. He should just come right out and tell Ikkaku what he'd done and then his bald lover could get mad at him and they could fight, but since he would know about the lozenge then they could use a condom and have great make up sex. That sounded like a good plan, but it wouldn't just end with him admitting he'd taken the lozenge, then Ikkaku would want to know why he took it and they would have their usual him wanting a baby and Ikkaku not wanting a baby fight. The fifth seat was so lost in thought that he had completely forgotten that Yachiru was even around until she hit him over the head with a hairbrush.

"Hey! Are you even listening to me, Feathers?" She gives him an irritated look as she places her hands on her hips, "I said it was about time for a snack. Aren't you ready to eat cookies and drink milk with me?"

Yumichika rubs his head where he'd been attacked with the hairbrush and nods, "Sure, we can have cookies if you want." He stands up and only realizes that his hair is in pigtails when he catches his reflection in a nearby mirror. He begins pulling the pigtails down as he looks around the room for his shoes.

"Why're you so distracted today anyway? Did you and Baldy get in another fight?" She absentmindedly brushes her pink hair as she awaits his answer.

He snatches the brush out of her hand and begins brushing his own hair, "What do you mean 'again'?" He shoots her an offended look as he feels the brush slide through the tangles she's created by putting his hair up.

"You and Baldy are always fighting about something." She slides her small feet into her own shoes and bends at the knees to examine a bug crawling across the floor, "Kenny says you fight cause you're in love and that's the only way two boys can be in love in public cause they have to kiss in private…is that true?"

Yumichika lets out a derisive scoff, "For one, we do not fight all the time and secondly, I can kiss Ikkaku or anyone else anywhere I want to. Besides, you shouldn't be asking questions like that."

She pokes the bug a few times with her finger before looking up at him, "Why not? I thought you and Baldy were boyfriends just like Byakushi and Pineapple Head? They never kiss in public either, but I seen em arguing in whispers a lot."

"I don't want to talk about them and their perfect little family with their perfect little baby." Yumichika realizes what he said too late and covers his mouth with his hand, "Don't tell them I said that?"

Yachiru shrugs like she couldn't care less about Byakuya and Renji's baby, "Byakushi doesn't let me play with his baby all the time like I wanna…when are you and Baldy gonna have a baby that I can play with all the time?"

Yumichika's breath catches in his throat at her words and he swallows a few times to wet his throat, "It's rude to ask a couple when they are planning to have a baby. You never know that particular couple's situation." She gives him a confused look, but before she can ask any more questions, he takes her hand, "Come now…I thought we were going to eat cookies and drink milk."

A huge smile spreads across her face, "Oh yeah, what are we waiting for?!"

The fifth seat breathes a sigh of relief at having shifted her train of thought and willingly goes with her to get the desired snack.

After seeing the lieutenant back to the captain's quarters, Yumichika decides to make a stop at Rangiku's quarters. She should be done pretending to work by now and he really needed some advice as to what he needed to do to keep Ikkaku from having sex with him for seven days. He knocks on the door and within a few seconds the busty blonde answer the door, "Oh, Yumichika…is everything alright you seem kind of down?"

Yumichika lets out a worried sigh, "I need to talk to you about something I did…something really, really stupid."

She gives him a curious look, but moves aside and allows him to enter her room, "Well, I'm anxious to hear it."

The fifth seat heavily sits down in the nearest chair and lets his shoulders slump a bit as he contemplates how to begin his discussion, "Okay, you remember our discussion yesterday, correct?"

She nods, "Of course I do. We talked about all that baby stuff and how you couldn't get Ikkaku to listen."

"Right." He sits up a bit straighter as he speaks his next words, "Well, I had decided on my walk home that I would tell him how I felt before we went to bed and if it resulted in a fight then so be it, but when I got home he wasn't there yet. He was out training the last of the new guys for a few more hours and I was left alone with my thoughts. Just me there alone thinking about babies and families and all that stuff." He lowers his gaze down to his lap and swallows down his guilt before continuing, "So, I opened the lozenge and…I ate it."

A shocked gasp can be heard from Rangiku's side of the room as she brings her hands up to her mouth, "You didn't?! Yumichika, how could you do that without even telling Ikkaku?!"

"I told you it was stupid!" He stands up and runs his hand through his raven locks nervously, "I regretted it a soon as the whole thing dissolved, but what was I supposed to do at that point?"

"What happened after that?" She gives him a concerned look, "The two of you didn't…you know… when he finally came back did you?"

"No, thankfully he was too tired to even think about that last night, but this morning I had to fight him off me." Yumichika lets out a relieved sigh at the memory of that morning, "I managed to make excuses and we didn't have sex this morning either, but the potency of the lozenge lasts for seven days! How am I going to keep from having sex with Ikkaku for seven days?!"

"Okay, okay…calm down." The tenth lieutenant begins pacing the room with her hands on her hips, "We'll think of something."

"I think this lozenge has an aphrodisiac effect too…you know to make sure you do it and make a baby." He rubs his palms together anxiously, "He touched me this morning and I've never felt more attracted to him than I did at that moment and I had to convince myself not to give in." He lets out a worried groan as he finds the chair again and sits down, "What am I going to do? If he pushes hard enough I know I'll give in."

Rangiku continues pacing as she tries to think of a solution, "Have you thought about just telling him you took the lozenge? Maybe if he knew what was going on then you guys could use some kind of birth control for seven days?"

Yumichika shakes his head, "I can't do that, Rangiku. He would never stop yelling at me and he would always question whether or not I had ingested one for the rest of our existence. You have to help me think of a way to hold him off, please!"

She nods and figures it will do no good to try and convince Yumichika to come clean about what he'd done, "First of all, we have to think of a way to keep him from wanting to have sex with you. If we can stop him from coming onto you then maybe that will keep your hormones in check too."

The dark haired shinigami tries to think of a solution himself, but his emotions are just too amped up to think straight and he ends up just watching Rangiku pace the room until he can't stand the tension of the situation anymore, "Rangiku, please tell me you've thought of something? I can't take this anymore!"

She stops her pacing and finally looks him in the eyes, "You'll have to do your best to keep him at bay tonight and make sure your willpower doesn't falter, but tomorrow during training you could 'pull a muscle' in your groin, back, or leg…any body part that would make having sex feel terrible. Tell him that you just can't risk hurting it worse because you don't want to upset the captain by missing squad duty. That should work until it's safe for you to have sex again."

Yumichika jumps up from the chair and wraps her in a tight hug, "Oh, Rangiku…you are a genius! Thank you so much for the help!"

When he releases her from the hug she gives him a stern look, "Promise me you won't do anything this stupid again if you manage to pull this off."

"I promise." He smoothes his clothes down and makes sure his hair looks okay before standing up straight, "I do need to talk to Ikkaku about all this baby stuff one day though. So maybe the next time I decide to take one of those lozenges it will be because we both agreed to have a baby."

She gives him a hopeful smile, "I really hope that happens for you, but until then you need to stop being so rash. You almost gave me a heart attack today."

He smiles for a second, but then his expression changes to one of worry, "What time is it?" He looks out the window and sees that the sun is starting to go down, "Shit! I've got to get home. I promised Ikkaku I would give him a blow job."

Before Rangiku can comment on the fifth seat's statement, he leaves the room and flash steps back to his and Ikkaku's quarters. He knows immediately that his lover is inside and prays to whatever god is listening that Ikkaku will be satisfied with just a blow job.

TBC…

Okay, there ya go! Until next time!