The month on the ship grew more tense till we arrived on Namek. Frieza hadn't killed anyone in weeks and our sexual escapades could only help with his violent tendencies to a point. Everyone let out a breath of relief as we landed.
Frieza, Dodoria, Zarbon, and several forgettable soldiers left to start searching for the Dragon Balls. It was surprising that Frieza left me alone on the ship when he wouldn't leave me on the station.
'Whatever at least I have a view now.' I stared out at the green sky and blue grass.
The window gave everything a purple tint as I watched the suns move across the sky. It was several meals later before Frieza returned. Frieza came in alone, I didn't think anything of it as the five large balls floated down to the floor. Apparently these Dragon Balls were real. They were large orange balls with a different number of stars on each one. I would guess that it was getting close to night time but it's hard to tell with so many suns keeping it as bright as noon.
Frieza looked annoyed. "I see you already found five of them." I tried to start conversation, hoping it would lighten the mood.
"Yes only two more to go." He was staring intently out the window.
"So these things can really grant wishes?" I asked attempting to roll one.
Frieza chuckled at my pathetic attempts to even move one of the orange balls.
"I believe so, otherwise Vegeta wouldn't be down here trying to find them himself."
'Vegeta's here? I hadn't seen hide nor hair of him in over a year. Not since the gala.'
We ate supper as we waited. It took a few hours till Zarbon showed up. His hair was a mess and he had several bruises forming on his face.
He told Frieza that he ran into Vegeta who had killed Dodoria and was pretty sure he killed him. Frieza being the anal retentive ass he is got annoyed that Zarbon didn't check his work. It only got worse when that yellow guy I could never remember came in and told them that Vegeta took the Dragon Ball they were looking for. Frieza killed him as an example for Zarbon. Rarely has Frieza ever outright threatened Zarbon's life.
Frieza then went on about this prophecy that he would be defeated by a Saiyan. It was strange to learn that Frieza was worried about the Saiyans. He's always lorded his strength over everyone so I never considered that he might actually be afraid of something.
I stayed huddled in the throne as Zarbon fled to find Vegeta. Frieza returned to staring intently out the window. Clearly these Dragon Balls were the only thing he was focused on. And when Frieza gets focused it's best to stay out of his way.
Zarbon returned within the hour carrying an injured Vegeta by the arm. I noticed that his tail was missing as he was carted over to be dropped in a healing tank. Frieza sat around impatiently for several hours while poor Zarbon kept going back and forth checking to see if Vegeta had revived yet. He made it very clear that if Vegeta wasn't able to talk then Zarbon was gonna pay for it, most likely with his life.
When Zarbon came to talk to Frieza again the whole ship shook. They ran to medical after the second shake. I stayed lounging in Frieza's throne playing a game on one of those invisible floating tablets. Frieza wouldn't keep me in a vulnerable place so I felt pretty comfortable with my own level of safety. I could hear Frieza yelling at Zarbon from halfway across the ship. I rolled my eyes as the door opened.
Not even bothering to look I tensed as I heard Vegeta's voice behind me. Turning around he was standing in the doorway staring at the Dragon Balls looking surprisingly healthy compared to how he was looking who knows how many hours ago.
"Hey Vegeta." I waved.
'Probably not the brightest move.' He glared up at me.
"What are you doing here?" He demanded.
"You know, just playing this game." I pointed at the tablet.
He gave me a look as if I said the stupidest thing possible.
"Figures Frieza would bring along his little pet. Whatever I'm taking the Dragon Balls."
I rolled my eyes, "Hey, your funeral."
He started building up a blast in his hand.
"Is that really the best idea?" Was all I was able to say before he blasted down the hallway causing the ship to shake AGAIN.
Smoke and fire trailed down the hall.
"Way to give away your position Vegeta." I said amused.
"Oh shut up." He growled out.
He then blew a hole into the window before throwing the Dragon Balls skipping into the distance.
"Have fun finding them again."
"Don't question my methods woman." He shouted as he flew out the window.
Frieza and Zarbon came back in moments later. They were furious. Frieza because Vegeta stole his things and Zarbon because Vegeta was getting him into trouble. I stayed silent hoping they would avoid directing their anger at me.
"Pet where are my Dragon Balls?" I pointed out the hole in the window.
"Vegeta threw them out the window before flying off after them."
"And you didn't try to stop him?" I gave him an annoyed look.
"Frieza I can't even lift one of those damn things how do you expect me to stop Vegeta?" He huffed angrily at that.
Frieza turned his rage on Zarbon. He chewed him out for messing shit up and sent him off after Vegeta. I didn't even look up from my game, feeling very apathetic about the whole thing.
"Must you look so contented over there?" He turned to me, still pissed.
"Would you prefer it if I lamented about your losses. I could write you a whole ballad about it." I said sarcastically.
"Someone's pushing their luck with their sassy mouth." I moved my hand over my mouth in a 'zipping it' motion.
Frieza was so mad he even poured himself a drink and he rarely drinks outside of dinner with his father or when he's stressed out.
"Lord Frieza can I have some?" I begged with my best pouty face.
He gave me a glare as a silent no. A couple of poor schmucks were waiting with Frieza for Zarbon to returned. When he didn't return in the allotted time given to him Frieza killed one guy to help alleviate his temper while the surviving schmucks called in the Ginyu Force. I had only seen them a few times but I knew that they were Frieza's strongest group of warriors.
Frieza killed several of his men in frustration over the hours, or days it took for them to get here. I'm not sure of the exact time since I slept through a lot of Frieza's angry staring. He was even more quiet than normal now that Dodoria and Zarbon were gone.
The Ginyu force made such a racket when they arrived I woke up by being thrown outside of Frieza's throne where I had been spending most of my time. Frieza used my rude awakening to reclaim his throne. He floated me over to lay me in the bedroom. After that he went straight out to meet with the Ginyu Force.
It took Frieza a while to brief the Ginyu Force so I went and took a relaxing bath before finding something to eat. As I walked around the ship it looked like shit. There were holes straight through in several places making it very drafty.
'Man Vegeta did a number on this place.'
I found Frieza ordering around some of his minions so I went back to his rooms. Hopefully I'll avoid his ill temper for a while. After who knows how long I saw Captain Ginyu land with the Dragon Balls. He had two more than before. Frieza ran out with his tail wagging in his excitement.
'He's kinda cute when he's happy.' Then Ginyu started some strange dance that had me laughing.
Frieza looked very uncomfortable. He doesn't really take self expression well. After several minutes his posture went from relaxed and happy to pissed the fuck off. I'm guessing it wasn't going the way he wanted as he started slamming his tail down in frustration.
Frieza went off in his throne leaving Ginyu to guard his balls. And for the first time since I've gotten here I got some real entertainment. Ginyu had all of Frieza's men outside doing poses. Those poor bastards were so scared of him they couldn't tell him how silly it was. I was laughing so hard at some of the shit they were doing I was rolling on the floor.
My laughter must have drifted outside, "Are my methods amusing to you?" I looked up from my prone state to see Ginyu floating just outside the hole Vegeta blew in the window.
"Oh yes it's very fun to watch." He scowled.
"The training of Ginyu is no laughing matter."
"Hey Ginyu that guy touched one of the Dragon Balls." I laughed out.
While I shouldn't be laughing it was funny to watch him start throwing everyone over the horizon for the silliest things. I had my face pressed against the window to watch the red fellow with white hair show up to get yelled at by Ginyu. He got the last remaining men to bury the Dragon Balls before flying off.
'Ah well there goes my show.'
After that it felt like at least a day passed before there was any change. The guys were just as bored as I was but I wasn't allowed to talk to them. I was stuck just playing more of Frieza's games. I was laying in bed when I was woken again by loud noises. Leaving the room I saw men running up and down the halls in a panic.
I heard some more screams as Vegeta came around the corner. He gave me an annoyed look as he scanned to not find the Dragon Balls just laying around like last time. Vegeta killed the last of the guards before walking in.
"You look like shit." I told him.
"Where are the Dragon Balls?"
I shrugged, "I don't know. Last I saw them you threw them out the window."
While Frieza would tolerate me not stopping Vegeta. His leniency towards me would reach it's limit if I told him where they were.
"How do I know you're not lying?" He growled pulling me towards him.
"Why in the world would Frieza tell me where he hid them?" He gave me a long contemptuous look before releasing my arm.
"I guess you make a point. Where's the showers?"
I pointed down the hall, "Down that way. Try not to destroy anything else while your here." He gave me a smug look as he left the room.
'Well he hasn't killed me yet. I probably shouldn't push him but he's never been outright hostile towards me before. Besides Frieza should be back soon.' I stretched, refusing to let any of this get to me.
I went on a walk around the ship. It was difficult due to all the bodies.
'Maybe things aren't quiet as tame as I thought.' Anxiety started to creep in as I stepped over all the dead men lying around.
Vegeta came wandering in a new set of armor looking much better. He rolled his eyes at me before heading out of the ship. Wanting to know where he was heading I tried to follow him around the ship. Looking through the windows I saw him reach the Dragon Balls hiding spot.
Some short guy and a kid were digging them up. I couldn't see Vegeta but he was probably doing a terrible job at sneaking again. Two more guys flew in, one was the red guy from before while the other looked human. He was wearing some kind of orange jumpsuit but was wearing a scouter.
Now this whole time I've been stuck up in the ship I hadn't seen anything. I mean I've heard everyone is strong and stuff but despite the occasional blast and flying I hadn't really seen much of it. Now though I got an eye full of a fight. The fight drifted around the ship and out and around the area. It was definitely an interesting watch. If I didn't fear for my own safety I would have left to get a better look.
Turns out the guy in orange was Ginyu in a new body. The little guy, the kid, and Vegeta carried him into the ship.
"Who is she?" The kid asked.
"Don't worry about her. She's just Frieza's little pet. She's even weaker than baldy." The bald guy gave him an annoyed look.
"Sup guys." Looking them over I noticed a few familiar faces missing. "Vegeta where's Nappa and Radditz?"
"They're dead. Have been dead for a while." He walked passed me leading the injured guy to medical.
"I'm sorry Vegeta." I said sincerely.
"Don't be they were weak and they paid the price for it." I got angry at his utter lack of concern for his own people.
As we headed to medical we had to step over a lot of bodies.
"Don't mind the mess Vegeta has been redecorating." I gestured towards the large holes in the wall, "As you can see he's been installing a few windows to really open the space up." He glared at me as we reached medical.
"Do you ever shut up?"
"Only when it's convenient."
"Would it be convenient to keep your life?" Vegeta's hand started to glow.
"Vegeta leave her alone. If you hurt her our truce is off." I turned, surprised to see the guy in orange defending me.
"Whatever, it's not like she matters." Vegeta and the guys dropped the man who Vegeta called Kakarot but the other two called Goku into a healing tank.
"So you're his kid?" I asked bowl cut.
"Yeah he's my dad. My names Gohan." I gave his head a little rub.
"You're adorable. I don't think I've even seen a kid in over well over a year now." I thought out loud. "And you are?"
"I'm Krillin." The bald guy with dots on his head proclaimed.
"Right. Well it's nice to meet you guys, even if you won't be around for long."
"What do you mean?"
"You know when Frieza get's back. He's gonna be furious and he's probably gonna take it out on you guys."
"Ignore her, Frieza's little slut doesn't understand how us Saiyans work."
"Do you always have to be such an asshole Vegeta? What did I ever do to you?" His attitude was really starting to grind my gears.
"Maybe if you didn't go strutting around like you own the place because Frieza is porking you, maybe you'd be a little more tolerable." He started to yell, because of course Vegeta can't talk to anyone without it ending up as a screaming match.
"What the fuck are you even going on about? Uh whatever. When you decide to grow up a bit come find me." I stormed off getting sick of Vegeta's constant stick up his ass.
I left and went back to Frieza's room. I sat there for a while just waiting.
'Once Frieza gets back it'll all go back to normal.' I sighed.
The bald guy came in wearing a new set of armor.
"You ok?" He asked.
"I'll be fine. I'm used to it."
"Do you need anything?"
I gave him a look, "I'm not a china doll. Just cause I'm weaker than you guys doesn't mean I'll shatter at the slightest pressure." His worrying was sweet, but annoying.
"Well in your condition I don't think you should be antagonizing Vegeta."
"My condition?" I questioned, really confused.
"You know, Vegeta just killed off a village of people so I don't think he really cares much about a baby."
"What?" I stuttered out stunned.
He looked just as confused for a moment till it dawned on him, "You didn't know? Oh I'm sorry I thought you knew. It's just I can sense it so I assumed you knew at this point."
'I'M PREGNANT. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE' I held my head in my hands as Krillin backed out of the room.
'What? There is no way that's true. Wait when was my last period? Shit it was months ago. But stress can delay it right. But why would he lie and tell me I'm pregnant? He doesn't have anything to gain from it.' I started to rock back and forth not even noticing the door open till a pair of feet were in front of me.
Looking up Vegeta was glaring down at me.
"What do you want?" I muttered out.
"I need to keep an eye on you." He lifted me up by my arm and started to drag me around.
Seeing as I'm not even strong compared to an average human there was no way I could stop Vegeta from dragging me around the ship.
"Why?" I grunted out as I tried to keep up with him.
"I might have some use for you against Frieza. So I need to make sure you don't escape."
"Really? Frieza doesn't give a shit about me. I doubt he would do anything and besides where am I gonna go? It's not like I got a lot of places to run too." He pulled me into medical.
"With you knocked up Frieza might hesitate and that's something I can use to my advantage." He pulled me onto his lap as he set some kind of alarm.
"Did everyone besides me know I was pregnant?" I huffed annoyed at being trapped on some other assholes lap.
He closed his eyes.
"If you sweat or drool on me I swear I will kick you in the dick." He gave a smirk before drifting off to nap in front of the tank holding his bestie.
I even started to doze off when Vegeta sprang up like he got bit in the ass.
"What the fuck man I just started to get to sleep." He once again started to drag me around.
"Those little shits. I'm gonna destroy them." Confused I looked outside.
"Whoa it's dark outside when did that happen?"
"Just shut up and come on." He pulled me out of the ship.
"Uh Vegeta, Frieza's gonna be real mad if he sees me out of the ship. So can you let me go?" Looking up there was a giant green dragon floating in the sky.
"Seriously Vegeta this isn't a good idea just let me go and we can..."
"SHUT UP." He yelled interrupting me before flying over to the dragon with me in tow.
Krillin and Gohan were there as well as some little green guy with antennas. Finally he let me go but we were on an island away from the ship, so I wasn't going anywhere. Vegeta started yelling at them for trying to make the wishes without him. But before he could get the green kid to grant him immortality the dragon disappeared and his balls turned to stone. Vegeta wasn't exactly too happy about that. He didn't have much time to get pissed about it because FINALLY Frieza showed up.
"Took you long enough."
"Pet what are you doing out of the ship?"
"Vegeta did it." I tattled.
And Vegeta didn't even get time to enact his stupid plan of holding me as a hostage before Frieza and him started fighting. Then Vegeta started going on about how he was a Super Saiyan. Frieza told him about how he killed Vegeta's dad because of course he did before transforming into a form like his fathers. Frieza picked me up to carry me around like a sack of potatoes.
"I'd thought you'd be surprised by this?" He commented as he started showing off by destroying the island we were on.
"Sorry your dad spoiled the whole transforming thing for me."
"Figures."
"Though it would have been nice to know I was pregnant."
"Oh yes I still haven't decided what I want to do about that."
'Cause why would I get a say in it?' I thought.
"Don't you think you should have mentioned that to me?" I asked annoyed.
"Well I wanted to make a decision first and since you still have about a year left I knew I had some time to think it over."
"A year how long do you think a pregnancy is supposed to be?" He shrugged at my alarm.
"My species gestate for 20 months."
"20 MONTHS. What are you guys elephants?" He gave an annoyed huff at that and decided to ignore my comment.
"But since my chance for immortality is gone I guess I'll keep it. Now if you'll excuse me I have some vermin to take care of." He dropped me off on another island before heading back to kill those guys.