Naruto flopped down next to the one recent academy graduate who actually knew what he was. Sasuke grunted his hello. He, like Itachi, wasn't much of a conversationalist. And yet, Sasuke Uchiha was Naruto's best friend. Even as the rest of the class chatted away, Naruto and Sasuke sat in comfortable silence. From the corner of his eye, Naruto spotted Hinata, and gave her a seductive wink. Thanks to Kurama, he was more than aware of her stalking him, and her feelings for him. And though he didn't overtly act on those feelings of hers, he wasn't above putting on a show for her.
The door opened, revealing their sensei, Iruka Umino. After making his way to the front of the class, he gave a short speech on how their careers would progress from now on. Then, he began the team assignments. "... And next, team seven will be Naruto Namikaze, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno. Team eight will be Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyūga, and Shino Aburame. Team nine is still in rotation, so team ten will be Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chōji Akimichi." After finishing with the rest of the groups, he concluded. "Return after lunch to meet your jōnin sensei. Dismissed."
As the class separated, Ino marched over to Naruto and slammed her hands on his desk. "Naruto, what did you do to my dad? He's furious at you. So help me if you pranked him..."
Naruto stood, unconcerned with the angry blond. "Aren't you a mind reader, Ino-chan? Come on in, take a look. To you, I'm practically an open book."
Ino faltered. Her dad had warned her off using her jutsu against him. "Just tell me, Naruto-baka!"
"Ding, right answer!" Laughing, he waved Ino off and strolled out of the room.
"Naruto! Get back here, Baka!"
Their instructor was late. Very late. Naruto knew that there was only one jōnin who would dare be this late. He also knew that Sasuke knew that, and had also figured out who their teacher was. That only left Sakura, who was growing increasingly irritated as the minutes went on.
However, just before she would have exploded, and perhaps he timed it that way, Kakashi Hatake slid open the door and poked his head in. "Team seven?"
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura roared, jabbing her finger accusingly in his direction.
"What she said, Kakashi-nii," Naruto added.
Sasuke grunted his agreement.
"Hmmm... my first impression is... I hate you all." His one visible eye focused on Naruto. "Especially you, gaki. Your... orangness... is extra annoying today."
Naruto looked down at his orange t-shirt, then back up at his big brother-figure. "The hell?! Orange is a great color! And Kurama-tousan is orange!" Inside his head, the bijū roared in agreement.
"All the more reason to hate it, I guess." He shrugged, and then pulled a book out of his flak jacket, a distinctly orange book.
"Hypocrite!" Naruto exclaimed. "And besides, nothing compares to Kurama's stories!"
The book in Kakashi's hand snapped shut. He shrugged. "Can't argue with that, really."
Meanwhile, a very confused Sakura leaned over and whispered to her silent teammate. "Are they always this crazy?"
Sasuke nodded. "Get used to it."
Kakashi grabbed Naruto's head. "Shut it, gaki, I have to tell your intelligent teammates something. You two! And Naruto! On the roof in five minutes, go!"
The jōnin vanished in a puff of smoke.
"Race you to the top!" Naruto yelled as he suddenly lunged for the open window.
"Eat my dust, Naruto!" Sasuke yelled at the exact same moment, also lunging for the open window. In an instant, Sakura was left alone in the room with absolutely no idea what was going on.
"Um, guys? Wait for me!"
Three ninja appeared almost simultaneously on the roof, resulting in a three-way starring match between them until their fourth team member joined them.
Four minutes and forty eight seconds later, Sakura burst out the door to roof. She collapsed, panting hard. Sasuke, taking pity on her, helped her back up to a sitting position.
"Good, now that we're all here, let's begin with introductions," Kakashi announced, completely ignoring Sakura. "Blondie, you first. Likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams for the future. Go."
"Hmm... Well, I like my fathers, ero-sennin, Tsunade-baachan, Tsunade-baachan's tits, people that aren't my oniisan, ramen, tits, eating people, tits, and screwing with people's minds. I dislike you, Kakashi. I also dislike Yamanakas who get in my business. Hobbies? Training, I guess. And dreams? I have two: be the Hokage, or let Kurama squish the people who reject my Hokage application."
"Errr... Naruto?"
"Yes, baka-niisan?"
"You're weird. Next! Sasuke, same thing!"
"Likes? Tomatos. Dislikes? Traitors who hurt my clan. Hobbies? Training with Naruto. Dreams? I have many, but right now, it involves not being squished," the Uchiha deadpanned. Naruto grinned at that.
"Geez, two for two on the weird genin count. Pinky, tell me you're normal, please."
"Err, right..." The girl scooted away from her two male genin teammates. Well, more from Naruto than anything else. "I'm Sakura Haruno, my likes..." She giggled and glanced at Sasuke. "My dislikes? Naruto's clothes. His pranks make up for it, though. My hobbies..." Again, she glanced at Sasuke and giggled. "And my dreams..." Here, she swooned a little while blushing.
"So, you're not normal at all. Great. A hellspawn, a boring ninja, and a fangirl. You three, meet me at training ground three at seven in the morning for survival training. I'd skip breakfast, if I were you." And with that, he vanished in a puff of smoke.
"Survival training? He means the bell test," Naruto remarked. "So, listen up, this-"
Kakashi reappeared. "Naruto, no spoilers! That's an order!" Then he vanished.
"Right, so as I was saying..." He looked at the spot, where Kakashi had been, as if daring him to come back. "... Kakashi-niisan is a liar, he'll only arrive at 9:00 but will expect to see us training when we get there, and eat a big dinner and a small breakfast or you're going to be miserable."
Sasuke nodded. Sakura, seeing her crush agree, also agreed to the plan, if it could even be called that. With that out of the way, Naruto turned to Sasuke. "So, since we're going to be fighting tomorrow, Sasuke, I should warn you that I managed to squeeze the fireball jutsu you showed me into my pinpoint barrage jutsu. And then with my swift and golden modes... When I say run, run."
"Overkill much?" Sasuke asked.
"When subtlety fails, there's no kill like overkill."
"True."
Sakura just stared at them, wondering what she'd gotten herself into.
At eight thirty in the morning, the newly christened team seven met at their designated meeting point, only to find that Sakura had been there for an hour and a half already. She yelled at them for being late, but they just shrugged.
"Hey, Naruto, are you done playing the village idiot yet?" Sasuke asked. "We're genin now, and I won't let you hold me back because you hadn't filled your daily quota of idiocy."
"Yeah, yeah. I'm done. Kurama-tousan agrees, by the way."
"Hey, Naruto?" The demon looked at his pink-haired teammate. "Who's Kurama? I thought your father was Minato-sama."
"Oh, yeah, Kurama's my dad as well. I've got two."
Sakura blinked in surprise; clearly, that was not what she was expecting. Slowly, a blush formed on her cheeks and a slightly perverted giggle escaped her lips.
"No. Whatever yaoi scene you just imagined? No. Although, Kurama-tousan admits to being an equal opportunity assfucker."
"Naruto!" Sakura shrieked.
"His words! Not mine!"
A sudden poof interrupted the moment. There, with his hands clamped over Sakura's ears, was Kakashi. "Aww, and here I was hoping I was fast enough to save Sakura's innocent ears the assault of your foul words, little hellspawn."
The demonic boy rolled his purple eyes. "I repeat: His words, not mine."
The jōnin lowered his hands and stepped back from Sakura. "Well, since we're all here, I might as well begin the test."
"Test?" Sakura asked.
The white-haired man nodded. "You have until noon to get these two bells-" he held up the bells, "-away from me. Anyone who has a bell passes and gets lunch! Anyone who fails, well, I hope you're friends with Umino-san, because you'll be going back to the academy, after having been tied to that stump over there while we all eat lunch and gloat. And the only way you're going to succeed is if you come at me with the intent to kill."
"You mean it?" Naruto asked eagerly. "So if, hypothetically, you do actually get hurt or killed, you won't be upset?"
"With myself, certainly, since I hypothetically couldn't defend against fresh genin. But I don't think that's going to happen. Now..." He pulled out a timer and wound it up. Setting it on the stump he'd pointed out, he shouted, "Begin!"
The two boys immediately retreated to plan, while Sakura hesitated. A second later, she too retreated and joined them. "Since this is the test, and it's clearly a test of teamwork," Naruto explained, "I don't think Kakashi will mind me now telling you that the bell test is, in fact, a test of teamwork."
"So it doesn't matter who has the bells?" Sakura asked, but even as she spoke, she realized that that was the answer to her own question. "Ok, but he's a jōnin, and we're just genin."
"One of the things that you have to realize when fighting with Naruto is that things tend to go very strange very fast," remarked the Uchiha. "Naruto, are you going to show off your other modes?"
"Yeah, but with a clone as a fake summons."
"And then when he's fighting that, we come in with a Wind-Cannon boosted Great Fireball."
"But what about Sakura?"
The two boys turned to their female companion. "Know any other jutsu besides the academy three?" Sasuke asked. Sakura, to her shame, shook her head no. He rolled his eyes. "Great. Sakura, we'll try to make an opening. Use replacement to get in close when you have a chance, then come in fast and low to grab the bells. If you fail, retreat and we'll try again. Got it?"
Despite having her lack of jutsu pointed out to her by the two clan-born ninja, the newly-minted genin girl stood resolute. She had a part in the plan, and with Kami (and Sasuke) as her witness, she wouldn't let them down!
"There's only one problem with that..." Kakashi announced from his perch on a branch above. "You shouldn't make plans where the enemy can overhear."
Naruto laughed sheepishly. "Yeah, well, that's true. But one, we knew you were close by, and we might have fed you bad information. Two, if you're missing information, it's hard to act on what you have. And three: we have a plan B-" Sasuke grabbed Sakura and ran, while in the same moment, another arm sprouted out of Naruto's shoulder. Where the hand should have been, there was only a hole that was rapidly filling with positive and negative chakra. "-ijūdama cannon," he finished, and then fired.
Some distance away, the real Kakashi looked away from the beam shooting up from the forest, for it was too bright to look at. "Fuck. When the hell did he learn that?" Then the clone's memories hit, fragmented as they were from the forcefully dispelled clone, and he thanked his lucky stars that he'd sent a clone instead.
The genin emerged from the woods a second later. Actually nervous about what his genin could have up their sleeves, specifically up Naruto's sleeves, he tapped his flak jacket. A storage seal inside activated, sucking up his precious book. Now with that piece of mind, he was ready to face his prospective students. And then he realized that only Naruto was advancing; the other two looked content to wait by the forest's edge.
As Naruto approached, he made a series of hand seals; the seals themselves meant nothing, as he wasn't channeling chakra through them and there were several fake seals buried in the sequence, but they were meant to give the illusion that he was doing something he'd technically already done. "Demonic Summoning!" he shouted. "Molten Gold Asura!"
High above the training grounds, and above the clouds, Naruto's sole clone hovered. As the real one retreated, he diverted his attention and the majority of his chakra to the clone. Said clone, now the primary Naruto, dove. Falling through the air, Naruto called up his and his father's chakra and mixed them together. A cloak of golden chakra materialized around the fully transformed demon.
Kakashi felt the chakra and looked up. What he saw was enough to get him to remove his hitai-ate from his sharingan, and when he saw that, yes, it was real, a single word came from his mouth: "Crap."
The golden warrior hit the ground with enough force to cause a mini-earthquake. Kakashi barely had time to regain his balance — a quick feat for a ninja — before the golden warrior said, "Dodge this." From two of his six arms, flesh-colored missiles emerged and shot in Kakashi's general direction. Each, when it hit, exploded into a Great Fireball that lasted for seconds after the initial blast.
Kakashi had no choice but to replace himself with a nearby log, but his choice of replacement targets was poor. No sooner had the world stopped spinning then he found himself face-to-face with a hand sealing Sasuke and a three-armed Naruto. "Collaboration Jutsu: Blaze Cannon Ball!"
He tried to dodge, he really did, but the blast of superheated, high-speed air was too much for his out-of-shape reaction times. Kakashi ended up taking the full brunt of the attack, and it was only by defending himself with raw chakra that he survived with only mild burns.
Motion! Kakashi dodged left, just barely avoiding the incoming attack from the golden warrior, who had closed the distance while Kakashi was busy with Naruto and Sasuke. He spun, ready to defend himself from the next attack... but it never came. Instead, the golden warrior pointed.
There, carrying the bells safely to her teammates, was Sakura. "We win, Kakashi," she gloated.
"Hmm, no. I seem to recall saying that anyone who has a bell gets to pass. As of right now, only Sakura gets to move on and be my student. You boys aren't so lucky."
Sakura tossed one of the bells to Sasuke. "And Naruto?" asked Kakashi?
"His dad's the Hokage," Sakura replied. "If he complained, I'm sure Hokage-sama would make some jōnin take him on as an apprentice."
"Or, if I complained to my other father, well, I'd just have to tell him that Kakashi-baka was being mean to me, and he'd come out and squish you himself, seal or no seal."
"Only after I wrecked his virgin ass at full size, without any lube," Kurama added, though nobody else but Naruto could hear him.
Kakashi changed his tune instantly. "Well then, I'm proud to say that you all pass!" The three genin cheered. Meanwhile, Kakashi glanced back at the golden warrior, who was still standing there. The warrior smirked, before dispelling the golden shroud, retracting the wings and extra body parts, before finally shrinking down to be a perfect copy of Naruto's human form. The clone waved, and then dispelled.
"Naruto, we need to talk. No games, I'm being completely serious here," Kakashi said. The two of them were sitting on a bench near the edge of town, where nobody would bother them. "What were those jutsu?"
"Why do you want to know?"
The man put his hand on the boy's shoulder. "Relax. I just want to make sure you're not getting in over your head. I've never seen you use most of those jutsu before, and from what Minato-sensei has told me, I don't think he's seen you use them either. Plus, it would be nice to know your abilities, so I know where to go with your training and how best to help you."
Naruto smiled. Despite their bickering and insulting each other, they really were brothers in everything but blood. "Sure, Kakashi. So? What do you want to know?"
"Let's start at the beginning. Bijūdama cannon?" Naruto quickly explained how each ability worked, making sure to tell Kakashi that almost every ability he'd shown was just a simple application of gathering, shaping, and emitting chakra blasts, the exception being his missiles, which either exploded like an exploding tag, or detonate with a contained fire jutsu. "And the shadow clone? How did you learn that?"
"It's not a normal shadow clone, as far as I can tell," Naruto replied. "Demon chakra doesn't like being split like that, so when I tried copying what I saw you and Minato-tousan do, I got this..." He made the cross hand seal, and another Naruto popped into existence. "I can see through its eyes and control it like my own body. Kurama-tousan says that it is me." He then explained how it differed from the normal clone, and his limits on it.
"I see," Kakashi replied. "And when did you learn how to do this?"
And there was the million ryō question. "Not too long ago," the blond demon answered vaguely. "But you know what's funny? Despite having practiced all those jutsu, that was the first time I'd used any of them in a fight," he said. Against a ninja, he didn't say.
"Oh?" Kakashi eye-smiled. "Well, for untested techniques, I think they performed really well. Your speed and accuracy could use some work, as could your chakra control, but I could see those becoming very devastating moves. But warn me next time, ok?"
"No can do, Kakashi-sensei. A ninja has to have their secrets, you know!"
"True."
"So, what do you think?"
"I'm sure you were watching, Minato-sensei," the copy-nin replied.
"I was, yes, but I still want to hear your thoughts on my son's team," the Hokage remarked.
They were in his office, having just finished the jōnin sensei meeting, officially stating which teams had passed, and which had failed. A shadow clone of Minato sat at the desk, filling out the day's paperwork even as it listened to the conversation between its creator and their student. The original sat in one of the visitor's chairs, across from a seated Kakashi.
"When were you going to tell me that your son was a living siege weapon? Or that he could use the Asura path without transforming? Or that he could shoot lasers and missiles?"
Minato's expression was tellingly neutral. "To be honest? I didn't know he could do that either. I did know about the golden chakra cloak, though. I just didn't expect him to pull it out for this test. However, Kakashi, what I'm interested in is your opinion of the rest of the team, and the team as a whole."
The copy-nin thought for a moment. "Sasuke, I've seen fighting with Naruto before. They have good teamwork — they hit me with a collaboration jutsu, after all. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that they have a better grasp of each other's abilities than I do either of them. As for Sakura, she's quick and nimble, but other than that, I can't say much yet. However, if I had to go by their academy records, I'd say that we have a weird, mutant Ino-Shika-Chō analogy here. Sakura, with her chakra control and potential sensing abilities, could form the Ino part. Sasuke could easily fall into the Shika role, especially after his sharingan awakens, and Naruto is clearly the heavy hitter. With the level of synergy he has with Kurama, Naruto is practically a mini-bijū already."
Minato hummed as he digested that piece of information. "If you think that's the case, do you want to train them that way, Kakashi?"
Kakashi nodded. "The dynamic is proven — we're on the sixteenth generation of the Ino-Shika-Chō trio. Power, skill, and perception works well as a team. Yes, I think I will pursue that path."
"Good. It'll be an interesting experiment, to say the least," Minato replied. "I'd recommend joint training with Asuma and team ten. And Kakashi, when I say joint training, I mean I want you fighting alongside your team, against Asuma as well. You're rusty, and I know you could have done better if you hadn't spent so much time lounging around with your books. Heh. Though, to be fair, I should probably stop reading them so much myself."
The more Sakura had thought about that fight against Kakashi, the more it bothered her. Sure, she had been the one to grab the bells, but in retrospect, either of her teammates could have done that without her. They were just that much stronger than her. Naruto, the slacker son of the Hokage, and Sasuke, who was clearly trained by his brother, Itachi Uchiha, were both so much stronger than her. Was that the power of a clan ninja?
It made Sakura feel like dead weight. And, upon watching the two boys on her team interact with each other, she realized that the only times they did talk, they only discussed training, training done outside of class, training she hadn't done. Thus, with determination filling her heart and inner-Sakura cheering her on, she marched up to the two boys, who were sitting with their backs against a tree. "How are you two so strong?"
Naruto looked at Sasuke. Sasuke looked back at Naruto. Then they looked at Sakura. Naruto shrugged. "We trained."
"And Naruto's not even human, so don't try to compare yourself to him," Sasuke added.
"Hey! I wanted to tell her that, teme!" Naruto whined.
"Does it look like I care?"
The demon growled, making a noise no human throat should have been able to produce, but made no other move against his friend. Instead, he turned to Sakura. "Yeah, I'm not human. Up until I officially made genin, this was an A-ranked secret. Now, it's a D-rank, so just don't bring it up with anyone who isn't a Konoha shinobi. But yeah, my dad's Kurama, the Kyūbi no Kitsune. My mom was his previous jinchūriki, and when she got pregnant with me, his chakra overwrote Minato-tousan's, meaning that while physically I'm the son of the Fourth, I was born with a demon soul."
Naruto activated a storage seal drawn on his left pec, which swapped out his human clothes for his much larger demon clothes. Then he transformed. Before the chakra smoke had even finished clearing, the nine-foot tall demon had completely materialized. Two of his arms were behind his head, another two were resting on the grass, and the final two were crossed over his extremely muscular chest. His barbed tail stuck out to the side, gently twitching as the grass tickled it, while two of his three sets of eyes examined Sakura's shocked expression. He stuck out one of his right hands. "Naruto Ōtsutsuki-Namikaze, the real me. I'm pleased to finally meet you, Sakura."
Sakura took a step back. "What the hell?!" It was an exclamation more of surprise than fear, and was quickly followed by a full face blush.
Naruto guffawed, his chest shaking with each deep, booming laugh. The shirt he wore, despite its large size, was stretched tight across his chest; it was an intentional choice on Naruto's part that left the little to the imagination about his physique. His pants were much looser, but, as with the shirt, that was intentional, for it proudly tented far above his groin as Naruto basked in the pleasurable glow of releasing his human transformation.
Sasuke, long since used to his friends biology quirks, didn't bat an eyelash at it. Sakura, however, wasn't so lucky. As her eyes fell on his bulging body, she could only stammer out, "Wha... Naruto?!"
"In the flesh, every last foot of it. Want to see it up close?"
Sakura, realizing what he was implying, clenched her fist. With a cry of "Naruto-baka, you pervert!" Sakura pounded his skull into the bark of the tree.
When the stars cleared from his eyes, Naruto gave Sakura a foxy grin. "Come now, Sakura-chan... You have to do it like this. Demonic Art: Mountain Flower's River." He then poked her in the forehead.
"Ohhh..." You could practically see the hearts in her eyes as her knees gave out. She collapsed to the ground, all anger completely forgotten as she rode the afterglow of that very sudden and very intense orgasm.
Smirking, the demon glanced at his friend. Sasuke grunted and looked the other way, not even bothering to acknowledge that perverted jutsu. "Aww, Sasuke, are you jealous of Sakura-chan? I could do it for you too..."
"No." The Uchiha glared at the Namikaze.
"Suit yourself." A moan from their female companion drew his attention "Ah, Sakura, welcome back. Did you have a good time?"
"I correct my opinion. You are a super pervert," Sakura deadpanned.
"Super pervert? No, that's ero-sennin. I am an ultra pervert!" Naruto retorted.
Sakura stared at him. Then she turned around and started walking away. "Dear Kami, I can't deal with this. I only wanted training advice, and... Gah!" She broke out into a run.
Inside Naruto's gut, Kurama shouted, "Good going, Kit. I thought I taught you to read women better than this. Go after her, gaki!"
Naruto swore and hoisted himself up from his sitting position. With his speed, he quickly closed the distance between them. He knelt down next to her. "Sakura! Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you!"
She slapped him across the face, though she still had to reach up to do it. "You made me... in front of Sasuke!"
"Wanna slap me again?" He motioned to his exposed faces. "I've got two more faces, if you want to hit them."
Sakura looked up and raised her hand, as if she were readying a strike. But then she took a good look at his expression, and relaxed. "No. No, I'm good."
"Right. Sorry." Naruto stood. "Anyway, you said you wanted training help?"
Sakura straightened up and dusted herself off. She ran her fingers through her pink locks to straighten it out. "Um... yes."
"Anything specific?" She shook her head. "Well, Kakashi-n-, I mean Kakashi-sensei could probably say what you need the most work on. For now, I guess we'll grab Sasuke and start with my favorite part of training: eating!"
"Eating? But I'm on a diet!"
Naruto blinked in surprise. "Are you crazy? You do know that most kunoichi get their sexy curves from the muscles under their body fat, right? And you need food to build muscles. Most kunoichi eat something like five thousand calories a day, and burn it all off with training. And I'm sure you've seen how good the kunoichi are compared to the civilian women, right?"
"Wait, really?" Sakura asked, surprised.
Naruto nodded sagely. "Yeah! That's what Tsunade-baasan says."
"Who? Tsunade? As in Tsunade of the sannin, the world-famous medic nin, that Tsunade?"
Naruto held out two of his hands in front of his chest. "Do you know any other Tsunade with a rack like this at her age? Trust me, her advice is good."
Sakura's arms were burning, and her chest was heaving with each breath. Yet she felt good. Naruto's advice had made her eat a big dinner the night before, as well as a solid breakfast, both three times as large as she normally allowed herself, and it had paid off. Her endurance today was better than it had been in the academy, and was just long enough that she could endure the burn until it started feeling good.
She had to give up a minute later, but damn if that wasn't some instant improvement. And better yet, she'd gotten a nod of approval from Sasuke! That alone made it all worth it.
And then, to top it off, seeing Naruto do scuttle around like a really tall crab was funny. As impressive as doing a six-handed hand-stand was, seeing him try to run around on his hands was terribly awkward. "I am Super Crab!" Naruto shouted in an extremely nasally voice. "Fight me!"
Of course, Kakashi had to end their fun by announcing that it was time for their first D-rank mission: Capturing Tora.
"No, no, no! I will not do that mission!" Naruto shouted as he flipped rightside up. He marched over to Kakashi, grabbed the jōnin with five of his arms, and poked him in the chest with his sixth. "I told you, if you got that mission for us, I'd kill you and then vaporize whoever's playing that damn cat!"
"What do you mean?" Sakura asked.
The face closest to Sakura grit its teeth as a growl escaped all. "That cat isn't real! It's an ANBU training their evasion skills while giving genin a chance to train their tracking skills. But the ANBU's told to use every trick in the book to humiliate the genin chasing them, which, might I add, includes several of my stolen prank ideas!"
Both genin grimaced, while Kakashi just grinned innocently. "Mah, Naruto, but can you really be sure? Madam Shijimi might have really lost her cat, and if we don't go after it, she might really be mad at us. Plus, if you don't go after it, or worse, kill it, then you'll fail the very first mission I've already accepted for you."
"Damn you, Akuma-niisan."
"Love you too, gaki."
That was hardly the last of the terrible missions Kakashi got for them that month. No, he made them suffer.
