(Naruto)
Today is so BORING! Everyone extra alert today after my big graffiti spree yesterday. This sucks. It's not like I have any friends to hang out with or family waiting for me at home. I was so bored I even started cleaning my room! I didn't get very far. I was about to give up, but I tripped on a sock on the ground, went flying, and landed in the garbage can, which then tipped over and sent me soaring until I landed and started skidding across the floor until I ended up under the bed (don't ask, it's anime). And guess what? This stupid book hit me in the head.
Well, I've got nothing better to do, so I guess I'll just eat some instant ramen and write a little. Not that there is much to write about. Oh, yeah, that girl I was talking about the other day? I've seen her hanging around the Ninja Academy. She's about my age, but she wasn't in class. I think she was just bored and watching us.
And speaking of her, I wonder what she does in her free time. I can't find her around anywhere! She's always got this mopey look on her face. I feel like a prank might cheer her up.
Of course, the situation here with all of my enemies isn't improving. Oh, well, I guess. If hate is the only attention I'll get around here, then I'll take it. One of these days I just might take in too much and explode from the force of it. And who knows, maybe one of them just might disappear from their homes at night. And maybe they'll find the body in the garbage dumps where it belongs…
Oh, come on! What am I saying?! UGH! How the hell am I supposed to get these people to respect me if I spend my free time plotting their destruction?! Man, writing this is supposed to help! I'm going to go do something else. Maybe I can finally get that coward Sasuke to fight me…
I'm leaving! (The ramen's gone anyway, so it's not as fun.)
-Naruto