Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. or fining nemo. or peanut butter. (except for the peanut butter at my house. I own that.

Chapter 3 - Entertainment

" Alice! Come on! Tell me what you're talking about!", I yelled. I knew I didn't have to, but I did anyway for emphasis.

" That's for me to know, and for you to find out Bella!", she yelled (for my benefit) from the living room.

" Just clear one thing up with me please!", I yelled again

" Okay! One thing, and one thing ONLY!"

" Well…..umm….."

" Yes Bella?"

" It's not a stripper right? You know that's not my style."

" Of course not! I'm already in big trouble with Edward, I don't need to get into more."

" Okay. Thank you for clearing that up."

I waited about five minutes. I was SO bored. So I decided since I wasn't entertained at all. I'd call Alice again.

" Ali-"

Before I could finish my sentence ( or word for that matter) in cam Emmett, dressed like Nemo. Rosalie followed in after him, dressed like Marlin, and Esme walked in after him dressed like that pelican nobody remembers the name of. Behind her was Jasper, dressed like a sea turtle, I think he was supposed to be Squirt. Or maybe Crush. Carlisle came in dressed like Bruce (ironic right?) and last but not least Alice came in dressed like Dory, pushing a giant costume rack in front of her.

" Ha….Emmet! Haha……NEMO!" I laughed, when I fell of the bed. Wow, I really was "ROFLMAO" -ing.

" Haha! Ow…ha…..that….haha……hurt! Haha!", I laughed, gasping for air.

" Bella, did somebody give you some funny grass to smoke or something?", Emmett said, making the question twice as funny due to the fact that he was dressed like a fish.

" Ha…..no! Haha! What about you? Why are you dressed like a fishy?", I asked

" Entertainment. Duh", Rosalie said simply

Grrrrrr………my stomach growled

" Peanut butter?", I asked

" I didn't have time to make your sandwich. I was busy getting all this stuff from a costume store in Seattle.", Alice said

Then, she ran down the stairs at vampire speed.

" I assure you, you'll have more than just a peanut butter and jam sandwich when I get back!", Alice yelled behind her.

A/N: so did you like it? I know it was painfully short, but Alice's pov would be next, so i didn't want it to be too long. review plezz pleez pleez. next chapter up this weekend! Thanks to sumi( no penname, cuz she gots no acount) for the whole fishy dance inspiration

Luv ya!