I'm trying to make this at the most 5 chapters. I don't think I'm gonna make it...
By the way, I also don't own Mega Man, or Nelson from The Simpsons.
Chapter 3: (Nelson's voice) Ha Ha! Sonic Is Ignored!
All the Brawlers were in the filming room, NiGHTS being one of them. They awaited orders form Masahiro Sakurai.
Finally, Masahiro informed them, "Ok, here's how we're gonna do the scene: Tabuu knocks out Master Hand."
"What?!" cried Master Hand in shock. Tabuu just snickered.
The producer continued, "Then, out of nowhere, Sonic comes in and takes out one of Tabuu's wings--"
"And then the other wing." Sonic finished with a satisfied grin.
"No." Masahiro corrected, "Before Sonic can take out the other wing, Tabuu strikes Sonic to the ground. Then, NiGHTS comes in and takes out the remaining wing and helps Sonic up. They nod at each other, then go off to battle Tabuu. Got it?"
Sonic's jaw dropped. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"
NiGHTS grinned. "Absolutely!"
"Great! Let's start filming!" Masahiro went to talk to the cameraman.
Sonic's face turned into an angry glare as he turned slowly to NiGHTS. "You..."
"I what?" NiGHTS asked innocently.
"HOW DARE YOU LET THEM DEFY THE POWERS OF ME! THE TRUE BLUE!" Sonic shouted, looking ready to strangle NiGHTS.
But before he actually could, Mega Man appeared out of nowhere and said, "I thought I was the True Blue!"
"No." Sonic said calmly. "You're just some person in a blue suit that no one cares about anymore."
"But in issue #231 of Nintendo Power--"
"Yeah, yeah, they're all excited that you're in a new game. But apparently, they decided to go back to 2D game-play. And why do you think the creators decided to go with that?"
"Because my creator wanted me to get back to my classic look--"
Sonic held up his hand and looked away snobbishly. "I don't wanna hear about it, Man."
Mega Man turned to leave.
NiGHTS waved at him cheerfully. "Bye, Mega Man!"
"Oh, bye NiGHTS!" Mega Man waved at her happily before leaving to go back to his own studio.
Sonic waited a few seconds. "Ok, NOW I'm gonna strangle you!" He leaped at NiGHTS and went for her neck...but it wasn't there. "HUH??? What the...?" All he saw was a space between her head and her collar. "Where the heck is your neck?" (ha, that rhymes!)
"I don't have one." NiGHTS answered simply, slightly confused by Sonic's action. "I thought you knew that..."
Sonic tried to come up with some comeback, but he didn't have time to because the producer yelled, "ACTION!"
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After the scenes were filmed, it was time for a lunch break. The Brawlers gathered into the cafeteria. Actually, Sonic wasn't there, but no one cared to notice. Their attention was on NiGHTS.
"You were great, today!" Peach complimented, taking a bite out of her peach.
"Hm, not bad." Snake commented. "For a rookie."
"Snake, be polite." Samus told him.
Luigi then spoke up, "Hang on, everyone! Olimar's trying to say something!" He put down a megaphone in front of the tiny space man.
Olimar shouted, "I said even my Pikmin are impressed by your performance, NiGHTS!"
"Thank you." NiGHTS leaned closer to talk to him. "Your Pikmin are very kind. By the way, I'm sorry I killed them in our last battle."
Olimar shook his head. "Don't worry about it. I have an endless supply." he assured her, plucking a red one out of the ground as proof.
"Groo hoo groo!" Donkey Kong spoke enthusiastically and slapped NiGHTS hard on the back.
"Ow! What was that for?"
Mario explained, "Don't-a worry. He said you're a very civilized fighter. It's-a compliment."
"Oh." She nodded at Donkey Kong. "Thank you."
"NiGHTS, tell us about yourself." Zelda prompted. "Do you have any other friends?"
She responded, "Yes. Lessee, there's Helen, Will, Claris, Elliot, and Reala of course..."
"Reala? Is he that hot one?" Samus spoke up, and everyone looked strangely at her. "What?"
"Well, I guess you could say he's hot..." NiGHTS said slowly, looking up and smiling.
Peach let out a gasp. "You like him!"
"No I don't!" NiGHTS said too quickly. "Er, I mean...uh..."
The girls giggled. "Oooh, NiGHTS has a crush!"
"I do not!" NiGHTS retorted, laughing so that she didn't look like she was lying, but she was sure everyone could see her blushing cheeks.
"Don't-a worry." said Mario. "Everyone here has at least one secret: Sonic's afraid of water, Bowser has a scrapbook of Peach, and Luigi eats my desserts when I'm not looking."
"HUH?" Luigi looked at his brother in surprise. "Oh yeah? Well what about Lucas? He can be a real baby."
Just then, Lucas started to cry loudly. Ness shot Luigi a glare, then tried to comfort his bawling friend.
"See?"
Mario smacked his younger brother on the head.
"So NiGHTS, where are you from?" Link asked, changing the subject. He took a sip of Lan-Lan milk. "Utopia, was it called?"
"Nightopia." NiGHTS replied. She saw everyone's blank stares. "It's in the Night Dimension." she explained. But they all looked around at each other in confusion. "...You've never heard to the Night Dimension?"
The others shook their heads.
NiGHTS sighed. "Ok, this is gonna take a while."
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She was right. About 30 minutes later, NiGHTS was just finishing up on her explaination. The other Brawlers were listening intently, hanging onto every word; it was that interesting. When NiGHTS finished, she looked at the time and saw she had to get back to SEGA Studios. "Uh oh, I better go!" She got up. "Please excuse me, I'll be back in an hour."
Lucario stood up. "Wait, we're still on our lunch break, so maybe you could show us what it's like at your studio."
"Yeah!" the others agreed, looking expectantly at NiGHTS.
The Nightmaren shrugged and smiled. "All right. Let's go!" She started for the door.
Sonic opened the door and walked in proudly, like he owned the place. He grinned when he saw everyone. "Sorry to keep you all waiting, I was having a conversation with the manager." He sat at the table and wasn't aware of everyone rushing out the cafe until there was no one left. He glanced around the empty room. "Guys? ...Hello?" He crossed his arms. "I'm alone."
Nelson randomly appeared, pointing at Sonic and laughing, "Ha ha! You're alone!" Then he disappeared as randomly as he had appeared.
Ha! Take that, Sonic! Sorry, but I find Sonic to be very annoying sometimes. Shadow's much better. :) Ahem, your reviews will be appreciated.
