••TWD PARODY••

It was a long hard day at Alexandria for Rick, after all being an amazing leader is hard work. Rick went into his house all sad looking. Michonne notices this.

"What's wrong my lil RickyRoo?", she asked chopping vegetables with her katana. Rick looked at her.

"This is just me face.", he reminded her. Judith started fussing .

"Awe, she's taking after her father", Carol cooed.

"Yea, Shane really could've used a snickers when he walked this earth.", Daryl grunted.

"JUDIF IS MUH KID!", Rick screamed.

"Of course.", Maggie mumbled shaking her head.

Carl picked up Judith resuming his one true purpose in life, tending to his half sister.

"I made cookies!", Carol exclaimed.

"Yay, diabetes.", Daryl grunted.

"Durl, do you ever take a bath?", Abe asked.

"Of course.", Daryl grunted. "I'm just naturally greasy, and for some reason all Fangirls wanna get with my dirty self rather than ya'll clean folk." Everyone stared at him.

"Tonight is the "Eugenie In A Bottle" Concert.", Abe claimed "I'm his biggest fan."

"We're all gonna go cause I said so, and I'm the leader SOOO yeh!", Rick said.

Everyone cheered except for Daryl who grunted with glee.

"Everyone needs an apple before we go.", Carol said soccer momishly. She tried to give Maggie an apple. "Since ur prego u need dis apple."

Maggie karate chopped the apple out of Carol's hand.

"To hell with your tree fruits, crazy grandma!", she screamed. Everyone nearly crapped their pants. All of the sudden Hershel descended from the sky in a white gown holding a harp.

"Control your people, Rick", he sang in fab harmony. Hershel left and Maggie had an intense emotional breakdown.

"I can't handle seeing my father again!", she cried dramatically falling into Glenn's noodle arms that apparently can support her weight.

"Ok cool, let's go to that concert.", Tara suggested, and off they went.

•••At the concert•••

The Alexandria theater was packed. Everyone from miles came to see "Eugenie" preform. Even Negan who sat next to Abe and Maggie loudly eating popcorn.

"Listen you flabby sea unicorn, shut your circular eating hole!", Abe screamed violently. Sasha gasped.

"Omg Abe that's so hawt!", Sasha cried. They started making out intensely. Maggie gagged.

"Oh my Jesus, Glenn, these people are swallowing each other's faces! That's horrible!", she cried in disgust. Before Glenn could tell Maggie to calm her tits, the light dimmed, and Eugene walked out on stage in an outfit Miley Cirrus would wear. He began to sing.

"IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE, THERE IS A BIG PRICE TO PAY. IM EUGENIE INNA BOTTLE, AND I WANNA LIVE ANOTHER DAY!", he sang while dancing around like a little girl. "EUGENIE INNA BOTTLE BABY, GOTTA RUB ME THE RIGHT WAY, HONEY!". Eugene's mullet started playing the flute and pretty soon the concert was over. Every one cheered, except for Daryl who grunted in discust. Negan started clapping intensely.

"I WANT HIM SIGNED TO MY RECORD LABEL!", he screamed. Everyone gasped

TO BE CONTINUED...

This is what happens when it's 10:59 and I have a "good" idea...