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A/N: I'm super excited to be writing chapter 2 of "The 100% True Story Of Eugenie In A Bottle" hope you laugh a little, I figured we all need a good laugh right about now, so enjoy. (This is definitely too soon, but this is good for me.)

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^and we're back^

Eugene gasped. "OMIGAWD, NEGAN?! HI! I DIDNT KNOW SUCH AN IMPORTANT PERSON WOULD COME TO THIS CONCERT!" Negan stood up and grinned.

"It's all everyone talks about now days, I just had to see for myself. And they were right, you really are fantastic.", he yelled to the stage. Eugene squealed like a little girl at a Hannah Montana concert. Maggie awkwardly looked over at Abe.

"Hey Abe? How come no one told me and you about Negan being a producer?", she questioned. Abe shrugged.

"They probably thought we would do something to ruin Eugene's chances. Can ya believe that?", he laughed.

"As if!", Maggie exclaimed pretending to be offended. She accidentally knocked over her Coke , that spilled on some conveniently placed wires that controlled the lighting, so the whole building caught on fire and everyone had to be evacuated.

^Outside^

"DAMMNN MAGGIE, BACK AT IT AGAIN RUINING EVERYTHING!", Aaron yelled trying to be a meme lord. This only upset her.

"A-a-Ron is right, I do mess everything up!", Maggie cried clinging to Glenn, who looked pissed off at the world because people wouldn't stop tormenting his very hormonal wife who cried over everything during that point int time.

"This is why you eat your apples, Margaret!", Carol scolded.

Abe frowned at Aaron.

"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE PANCAKE QUEEN?!", Aaron curled up into a balled and rolled to Eric.

Eugene and Negan walked over to Rick. "Rick, Negan is offering us 47 cans of spaghetti O's if we all go on tour with him!", Eugene was extremely happy. Rick didn't even hesitate.

"Spaghetti O's you say? Hell yeah! We're in!", Rick said signing a contract Negan handed him that he didn't bother to read because Spaghetti O's, that's why.

"Awesome, now I just need the keys to your RV and your right kidney, and all of your group and you can be on tour with Eugenie and I.", Negan said calmly.

"Wait what?!", Rick started. "Why the hell do you need my RV keys?"

"For a tour bus, Le dur.", Negan answered. Rick shrugged.

"Works for me."

^one kidney later^

Mishonne and Rick were making out in the back of the "tour bus"

"Yep, I definitely feel like a celebrity.", Rick laughed.

"And all it took was an internal organ.", Carl mumble ashamed of his father. Carol randomly appeared out of nowhere.

"Does anyone want a cookie.", she asked.

"YASS!", everyone screamed (including Negan)

"Great, these are my super special no bake, gluten free, vegan, peanut oil, soy, cookies. Perfect for your average zombie apocalypse."

Everyone groaned.

Carol was intensely angered. She ninja rolled out of the RV. As she watched it drive out of view she plotted her revenge. Sweet, gluten free, vegan revenge.

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_To be continued_

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A/N: this was way to soon... Oh well I feel slightly better now.

~ Savvy

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