Awakening

Author's Note: You know what, I realized I really screwed up on my other story. I numbered things and didn't explain why I numbered them. But here's why I did:

1) You know like, when you need to level up, you totally have to run around like an idiot looking for enemies? Well, that's why Yuffie said "They must not have any skillz."

2) "Hyk hyk hyk is my lame attempt at Yuffie's laugh. I'm sorry, I know it sucked. I promise I'll work on it, though!

3) I'm Irish. Apparently Yuffie is too, since she's just a wee bit afraid. Thought that might clear some things up, if it sounded kind of odd to you.

Summary: Events of FF VII, Yuffie's POV. She just made it to Nibelheim, and enters the manor.

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and its characters belong to Square-Enix. Wow, I almost said Namco. Mmhmm, Namco is taking over the world!

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Oh man, Spike's gonna make me go in the creepy manor! Aeris will be there, too, so I'm good. But she giggles way too effin much. It's so not natural.

Holy crap, we're here. In the manor in front of a safe. With a combination on it. Yup. Spike doesn't have a clue what he's doin', so I'm gonna go take a nap in the room across the hall. What nice, comfy beds…

DING! Hey, who's shaking me? And what's that noise? Oh, it's Aeris. That means Cloud might have given up on the… holy shit. Now I have to go use my awesome Ninja skillz to defeat this… monster thingie. WAA HERE I COME!

And now it's dead. I guess running around like idiots killing monsters really does help… So anyway, there's a key. And a basement. Oh, this can't bode well. What's he trying to do, that Cloud. OMG, no. "Cloud, don't push me into the—" Owwie! That bitch pushed me down the stairs, like oh my gawd. "Revenge!"

'Kay, there's a door. And I got a key. So, this key must unlock that door! See, Yuffie-chan isn't all that stupid. Well, we hope not.

Hey, omg there's a coffin. This place is way too creepy… AAH! Oh, it's Cloud. "I'm still mad at you for pushing me down the stairs. You manwhore." And of course, she giggles. GIGGLE BUTTON I TELL YOU

"Dood, you better not push me in that-- " Mm, dammit. Hey, this body's warm… OMG vampire. Lemme out!

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Who the hell is in my coffin? I don't appreciate this. And this little girl needs to shut up. "You can push the lid off."

"Oh, thanks."

"Just get out." Who would dare to wake me from my everlasting nightmare? I wish to not awaken, for I have sinned.

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"What the hell, Cloud?" Ooh, I swear I oughtta kill him. And omg, he's laughing. That was not even funny. Ima push him toward the coffin.

Oh my effin gawd, I didn't expect the vampire to open the coffin lid! Uh, whoops. Hey, they look kinda sexay. Lemme just get Cloud outta there before Aeris dies.

Now there's a man. And I made contact with him. He's warm, but not my type. I must think of Lucretia. I must also get out of this coffin, or they might throw someone else on me.

Light… it blinds. I assume I must grow accustomed to this? It is not worth it.

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OMG HE REALLY IS A VAMPIRE. HE'S AN EFFIN VAMPIRE, YA'LL. Oh yeah, shoulda knew that. 'Cause vampires live in coffins. Right… Okay, I'm gonna lay down 'cause I don't feel good…

Yikes. I didn't really leave any opportunity for more people to review, did I? Well, it was in my spiral, and it was like "Type! Type!" So of course, I totally had to type this up. I've been trying to upload these for the past couple of days, but it wouldn't let me. I think it's just being weird because I'm a new user. I don't know.

Lillie of the Prairie: Thanks so much for reviewing. It means a lot. I bet it was really confusing, because I'm a person who basically just starts a story and never finishes it. But I did make a Xenosaga story that actually ended. I'm thinking about making one for Episode III. Or maybe one for every episode. I don't know, I'm lame. But much love to you from Larxene for reviewing.

What else can I say. Drywater, I respect you so much. You probably won't even read this, because I'm just some weird person, but I respect you so much. I love your story, The Materia Hunter. I think that's where I got my inspiration for this story. I love your stories so much. You're an awesome writer. Keep on being awesome.

Keep in tune for the next chapter. And give some suggestions, because I do care. Larxene loves you all, because she's so potatoe!