Awakening

Author's Note: I've thought of two chapters in one day. It's a miracle, seriously. I'm reading my old RPs and I assume I'm getting some kind of inspiration from it. I know Chris is mad at me, 'cause I'm ignoring him, but oh well. So, I hope you like this one, because now they're on their way to Rocket Town.

Summary: Story of FF VII, Yuffie & Vincent POV. Yuffie and Vincent are about to cross the mountains and make it to Rocket Town.

Disclaimer: Don't own Final Fantasy. I wish I did, but I don't. I'm just too cool for it. Nah, I'm just too broke. I need some money. Well, my friend owes me $110. Maybe I should just charge interest or something. I don't know.

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Yawn! I fell back asleep again? Damn it! Well, I think I remember Vin telling me to… I betcha he put somethin' in that water to totally make me go back to sleep. I wonder what he's gonna do to me. Eek.

"Vin, did you like, rape me in my sleep?"

"…"

"AHA! So you did?"

"…No. I dried your clothing."

"Oh…" Well, I guess I'm just being paranoid. HOLY CRAP I'VE BEEN IN MY UNDIES ALL THIS TIME. I didn't really realize he had my pajamas, too… Wow. Well, he can't hit this. I'm too ninjalicious for him. "I'm too ninjalicious for you, Vin!"

"…"

Yeah, probably should have kept that to myself. Oh well. So, whenever Vin decided to give me my clothing I'll be going… Ooh, perfect timing! "Okay, scram. You got to take my clothing off, you're not putting it on."

"…"

He knows he wants to see my awesome bod. But he can't. I'm too sexylicious for him. Mmhmm, 'cause I b glamorous. G-L-A-M. O-R-OUS. I love that song. Note to self: Download on iPod. Haha, anyway…

Oh, so we're going NOW. Okay, so we're leaving this… manor? Oh, I didn't even realize we were still in the manor! Wait, if we were in the manor, where was everyone else? Oh, there's Cloud. Lemme go ask right quick. "Yo, Cloud!"

"Yeah?"

"Where were you?"

"What do you mean?"

"Like, where did you sleep?"

"The inn."

"Oh…" Dude, they totally set me up to be with the creepy vampire dude! Well, Vin isn't that creepy. But I still think he wants to rape me with that sexy claw of his… What? I have an opinion. I've got the right to decide whether his claw is sexy or not. And it is, so ha! Anyway…

Cloud's gonna pair me up with Vin to be funny. Red XIII is going to be with Barret, and Cloud wants to be a pimp with Tifa and Aerith, as usual. When will they learn that they're just being played? Poor girls…

There's like, these icky pipes. And Vincent just went down one! Eww, eww. They're all like, gooey and stuff. …Is he serious? He wants me to slide down the pipes! That's so gross! Eww, eww! So icky and gross, dude. So icky and gross.

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…Why doesn't Yuffie just jump down the damn chute? "I'll clean you off when you get out. Come, Yuffie." …Well, that seemed to grasp her attention. Here she comes now.

"Here I come, Vincent! Oof! Sorry Vin!" Yuffie slid right out of the chute… and onto Vincent. "Eww, there's stuff in my eye! Get it out!"

"Shush, and I shall." Yuffie's sort of cute when she shuts up. I mean that in a childish way. No, I am not a pedophile. Don't even think it, Chaos. Now, she's got the substance out of her eye. Too bad there's a Materia Hunter. I assume I must eliminate it to continue forward…

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Wow, Vin's really strong! He killed the Materia Hunter! Whoo hoo! Well, he couldn't have done it without my awesome ninjaliciousness. I am so ninja. But anyway, he sort of turned into… something. It scared the shit out of me. And he's all bloody and stuff… Wait, he's all bloody and stuff! Oh my gawd, I have to go help him! "Vin, here's a X-Potion!"

"…Thank you, Yuffie."

"Well, let's get you to a safe place, 'cause you've got a nasty wound there."

"…"

Oh no, he went all, "I'm not going to talk anymore; you're annoying" on me! Why, Vin?! I thought we were becoming friends! Well, that's okay. I see the bridge leaving this weird place. Let's go!

Well, we're out of the mountain range. I'm happy. But that city over there looks funny, haha. Hey, there's Cloud and the gang! But Barret looks sort of upset. Oh no.

"What the hell took you so long?!"

"Well, um… we ran into this GIANT monster, and Vin fought it, and now he's sorta injured. So move, Mr. T! I don't want him to die."

"Haha, didn't know you cared that much, Yuffie! After all, didn't you think he was a vampire?" Aeris giggled. I swear, she has a fucking giggle button. I need to find it and just blow it up with one of my ninja stars. I gotta find it one of these days.

"Oh shush, Aer. You wouldn't want Cloud to die." Ha, I so rock. I wonder if I get extra brownie/love points for defending him. I don't know. But anyway, I don't want Vin ta… What the hell? He's actually healing himself! This is some freaky ass shit for real.

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"Yuffie, you can let go of me now."

"Are ya gonna be okay if I do?"

"Yes."

"Promise."

"…"

"Come on, ya gotta promise me now!"

"…Fine." This girl is so annoying. But I appreciate her hospitality. I believe I should have told her about my regeneration ability before she told everyone. Now they'll think I'm a freak. Well, they already do, so it'll just be worse. Even though the ability is working, it'll take a while before I completely heal. Probably by the time we reach the town in the distance, I'll be fine.

Vincent walked toward the city a good two meters, before stopping. "Are you coming?"

"I am!" Yuffie ran up to Vincent, and giggled. "C'mon everyone, let's go!"

Wow, I just realized that this story has made it on a couple of Alerts. Thank you so much! I love when people even read this, and it makes me so happy when people review. And unless you want me to be all depressed again, please review. I'm already in my little emo corner. If you don't like something in the chapter, please just review and tell me and I'll try my best to make this story better. I'm not usually the type to make and finish stories, but I'm trying pretty hard. Please, help me out a little.

Until next time,

Mango