Awakening

Author's Note: I got a couple of reviews for chapter three, but none for chapter four. I'm happy that people are reviewing (omg 6 reviews so far, holy shit), but like, majority are people that I ask. Well, I don't ask KHZVenomPotatoe, but she's my friend from school (you rock, Kirst!) so she counts. So like, if ya'll could please review, I would really appreciate that. Thanks so much, everyone.

Summary: Story of FF VII. Yuffie and Vincent POV. They made it to Rocket Town.

Disclaimer: I don't own jack. Ya'll know this. I would love to be the owner of them, but sadly I don't. I'm not putting any original characters in this, or else I would so totally own them and make all kinds of pairings and totally like, screw up Square-Enix and Final Fantasy VII. I think it would be for the good, though. I don't know.

Oh, and warning for language.

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So we're here. With this moldy ass lookin rocket. I swear, it looks gross as hell. And it's leaning! Toward the city, at that. If it falls on this city, I am so gonna use my ninjafied moves and get the hell outta here. …Well, I might take Vinnie with me. He's pretty cool, now that I know he wasn't trying to rape me or nothing. I mean, I bet he'd wanna hit this. Haha. His gauntlet makes him pretty sexay, too… No! I can't think of that! I have to get back on track, or else like, it's gonna be all awkward and stuff.

Some random dude asked if Spiky wanted a sword. Can you believe that a dude just gave him a sword? I should totally go flip him off for not honoring the great Princess of Wutai! Jerk.

Okay, let's see… there's nothin' to do, so I'm just gonna hang around Aeris. Looks like she's gonna check into an inn, 'cause I'm so gosh-darn bored around here. Hello, is there any entertainment whatsoever?! I assume not.

"Okay, I want… Barret and Red XIII, Yuffie and Vin, Tifa and I… Four rooms, please." Ugh, look at that Aeris bitch. I can't believe she's trying to set me up with Vincent! Ooh, why I oughtta!

"…Aeris?"

"Yes…?"

"…Who am I going to be with?"

"Vincent! 'Cause you two were made for each other! Tee hee!" Ooh, I swear that giggling bitch needs to die. Where is that giggle button? I wanna destroy it. 'Cause it's so annoying, I swear. "Ooh, here he comes now."

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"I feel I have came at a bad time." Yuffie seems as if she's in a bad mood. That doesn't bode well. She's more upset than she was when I washed her clothing. "…What has happened?"

"Oh, nothing. You're just sharing a room with me."

"…"

"See, even Vincent doesn't like the idea!" For once, she's correct. I don't like this idea. At all. But I do assume that it's better than sharing a room with Tifa or Aeris, since they always gossip. Barret curses too much. Red XIII is an animal, and I don't work well with those… things. Cloud… he's got issues. So I assume that I would be left with Yuffie, and we're already… comfortable with eachother.

"…It's fine."

"What?! Ugh. Yeah, but you're cool, Vin. We're buddies, right?"

"…"

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Dammit, he totally ruined my plan by talking! It was only two words, but still! Ugh. Why does this have to end up like this? This totally sucks.

Later on…

So, there's this lady named Shera. She lives with this dude named Cid who has this $& #$ syndrome. It's like when you use &$#$ in every sentence. See, I realize that I use certain curse words, as in "damn", "shit", and "fuck", but they are nothing compared to this person! It's terrible, I tell you. But, now that that's over with, I'm thinking about going to bed. I already did stuff. Now, I can just go on and relax…

Oh god, she's laughing AGAIN. I just wanna find that button, impale it with one of my ninja stars, and just jump all over it till it's demolished. I hate it so much. Anyway, I'm just going to go into my room and just totally pass out.

…Holy shit. He's like, in a towel. It's sexy, but… He looks really good, I'm not kidding. That is one hot piece of ass. Despite our age difference of how many whatever years, and that he came from a coffin, he's sexy. ...Well, Alucard was sort of cute. Why can't he be? Ha! I can so like a vampire. But still, he is… Wow…

"Holy shiz, I'm sorry Vin! I'll just like, leave and then like, come back later when you're ready."

"…I'm about to go in the shower. You can just… distract yourself when I come back. If you can't be in the same room, join Cloud. I'm sure he would enjoy company."

…Man, the sweat drippin off this dude is even sexy. Well, I'm gonna like, chill out with Tifa and them.

"You can find me in Tifa's room."

So, I walk over to Tifa's room, to find her and Aeris giggling, like always. They never do anything, seriously…

"What's up, guys?"

"What brings you here?"

"Oh, Vin's gettin ready to take a shower."

"Ohh…" Hey, how come everyone's all quiet? Ugh, I feel that I'm being left out somewhere. …Well, I'm like, not wanting to be here. If these people are just gonna observe me for the next ten minutes, then I'd rather just sit in my own room and just wait for him.

Hey, there's a knock on the door.

"Yeah?"

"You can tell Yuffie that she can come back."

"Okay. YUFFIE, YOUR…"

"Yeah, I heard the whole thing. Goodbye, losers!" Ugh, their simultaneous laughter annoys me to no end. When will it stop!? Losers.

Well, while I sleep in this disgusting, uncomfortable old bed, Vincent sleeps in… a window. It's also interesting how he has this completely different get up that he sleeps in. Like, I thought he would like, be all weird and like wear a cloak or something to sleep. I'm surprised he doesn't.

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The moon is magnificent out… but something seems amiss. Lucretia, I should have been there for you… Why does Yuffie keep staring at me? I don't have to look at her to know what she's doing. I can… sense it, in a way.

"What do you want, Yuffie?"

"Huh? What, Vin?"

"You keep staring at me. Do you have a need to obtain my attention?"

"Oh, I've just never seen you without your collar on. Or anything else, for that matter. I came at a bad time, I know. You probably think I'm annoying and stuff…"

"It's fine. Now go to bed, Yuffie."

"Okay, vamp dude."

"…"

"OH MY GOSH I'M SORRY, DON'T KILL ME."

"…Go to bed."

"Kay."

That chapter was terrible. I'm trying to make it so that each chapter has a little bit more than 1,000 words, but I'm not sure if it's working out too well. Anyway, let me give some shout outs to some ppl.

Lady Asuna: I really appreciate that you thought it was funny. Maybe we can be friends, since I don't have many? I would really like that.

lizeatsbbz: Mars Bar sucks applz. Green ones. But thanks for thinking that chapter three was hilarious.

Ashe: Hey gurl, you know I love you. Thanks for reviewing, even though it took me like FO'EVA to get it. Love ya.

Keep in touch for the next chapter of Awakening. Review, too. I need to know what I should work on, 'cause that one was really lame. I had absolutely no inspiration whatsoever.

…Oh, Kirsten (KHZVenomPotatoe)! Tomatoe/Ashley (Omar) did prove to remind me of Vincent, for some reason. You know, how Vincent's always talking about Lucretia. And Omar's always talking about Ashley. But at least Vincent didn't stalk Lucretia or Shelke, lawlz. What weird people.

Love ya,

Mango