"Hello! Tv watchers, I'm Chris and welcome to Total drama Comical crossover, where we have taken twenty-two fictional characters and pit them against eachother in the normal total drama setting." A middle aged man greeted, he was stanyding on a dock that was near an island. "This Is Total drama Comical crossover!"
Then a small boat came along the ocean that seemed to contain a girl with brown hair and braces, she had a joke flower on her shirt.
"And here comes our first cmpetitor, Luan Loud from ThThe Loud House."
She steeped onto the dock and the person driving the boat appeared to have a pie that was smashed against his face.
"She's a barrel of laughs, Chris." The man mumbled, as she then walked to Chris. She extended her hand for a handshake.
"Put-a here partner!" Chris tried to handshake her but then got eletrocuted, realizing it was a joy buzzer. "I can't believe you fell for that one! Oldest trick in the book."
She laughed and stood near the end of the dock, where the next person on a different boat was coming.
This male had brown hair, and wore average clothes. He stepped on the dock and smiled.
"Why hello, I'm Peter from Narnia, nice to meet you!" he went to shake Luan's hand but Chris stopped him. Soon the third person arrived.
It was a chubby, short boy who wore a red jacket and light colored hat. He looked like he was yelling at the female boat driver before hand.
"Your stupid boat driver didn't give me any of the chips she had! The bitch!" he exclaimed, Peter and Luan gasped at his cursing.
"This is Eric Cartman from South park...so yeah." Chris frowned, Cartman flipped him off before hearing a meow.
"Damnit, ! I told you not to follow me!" Cartman screamed before turning around to see it wasn't his cat.
It was a black-ish cat who had just jumped from the boat to the dock, "I'm not , I'm Cinderpelt from Warriors."
Cartman just made an annoyed noise and rolled his eyes. Soon the next person's boat drove up.
It was a girl with black hair that had curly wild locks and a black dress, her skin was pale.
"Hello, fellow competitors, I have been excpecting to meet you all. Sadly, I will have to take you all on in this challenge!"
She stood by them all and the next person was a dog in a superhero costume, he flew there and landed right next to Cinderpelt.
"Hello, fellow citizens my name is Underdog! A pleasure to meet you!"
He smiled, then looked at Cinderpelt and blushed a bit, she blushed too, soon a white mouse that had an eyepatch and a badge leaped onto the dock from his boat, he jumped so fart that he missed the dock in entirely and landed in the water, splashing Celes.
"UGH! MY DRESS!" she cried out, as he climed out of the ocean laughing, Celes just glared at him. The others just cheered.
"Danger mouse, that was epic! Now, moving on." Chris composed, pointing to the boat.
This boy had black curly hair and a T-Shirt with a star on it, he got on the deck.
"H-hello. I'm Steven U-universe." He stuttered, standing next to everybody.
People then looked at the next contestant who just got off another boat, it was a blue-ish robot creature.
"Ummm...this is Gali from Bionicles!" Chris said, Gali then silently and simply walked. Many people seemed intimidated by her.
Soon, a girl that had a robot body with the colors blue and white, walked on th deck.
"S'up! Nice too meet you all! I'm Jenny!" she smiled, as almost immediately a boy with blonde hair and a large sword walked on.
"Hello, Cloud Strife!" Chris greeted, "I see you didn't read the manual where it said that your giant sword isn't allowed here."Cloud paused for a bit. "Ugh fine." Then he dropped the sword into Chris's hands, which weighed him down and causing him too fall.
He took a stand next to them and the next person was there, a red head who wore chekered shirt.
"Name's Wendy." She said, doing a somersault onto the dock, managing to land on her feet, people gasped.
She whistled while taking a stan next to Jenny. Then a red haired man who was wearing a suit and red cape walked on stage.
"Ooh, what an interesting cast this season." the man examined, taking a look at everyone, "I'm Grelle from Black Butler."
"You mean the lamest anime ever?" Cartman mocked, "that show is so stupid! How about you go back to your freakshow!"Grelle took a deep breath amd walked away, he then rushed too Cartman and quickly punched him in the face, knocking him out.
"You're lucky that I'll get disqualified if I kill." he mumbled, to the unconscious boy.
Soon a man in a red bodysuit and red mask walked on, "HOW'S IT GOING! I AM DEADPOOL, THE MERC WITH THR MOUTH! THE HOSTEST WITH THE MOSTEST! THE HERO THAT'S NOT A ZERO, THE MASTER OF THE-"
"WE GET IT! SHUT UP!" Grelle yelled, Deadpool looked down in sadness and made his way next to Peter.
The next boat carried two people, one a small mouse type yellow creature creature and a boy with black hair and tan skin, he wore a cap and a gym suit of some sorts.
"Hello! I'm Ash, this is Pikachu!" The boy said, gesturing to his yellow mouse, it then exclaimed, "pika!"
Theu walked on the dock as the boat drove away, another boat then came revealing a kid with a triangle head, he had red hair and a orange and white striped hair.
"This is Phineas!" Chris introduced, he waved and greeted everyone, walking next to a dog that walked on two feet arrived. He walked weirdly in a lopsided way.
"This is Gir from Invader Zim!" He smiled, Gir then yelled, "bacon!"
"Uhhhh...what?" Cloud questioned, Gir then fell over and then got back up and made it's way to the line of contestants.
Then a girl with bleached blond hair and a black cape's boat pulled up.
"Here comes: Maka Albarn from Soul Eater!" Chris announced, she got on the dock and then pointed to Cartman who was still knocked out, she was about to talk.
"Don't ask." Grelle advised, she nodded, "I'm so excited for this season!"
Then, the next contestant showed up it was a teen with crazy yellow and black hair and an blue and orange jacket.
"Well, hello everybody, my name is Yusei, I love playing a certian card game and making freinds!" Yusei smiled, walking as the next person walked on.
This one had long blonde hair and a white dress, and a princess crown.
"Why, hello it is quite great to meet you all. My name is Zelda, I'm from the Legend of Zelda series."
She got onto the dock with a smile, and took a stand next to Yusei.
"Wait, were competing with royalty?!" A voice was heard, a boy with three strands of hair and a yellow shirt. "I'm Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy! And I'm here for the cash!"
Eddy then walked on the dock and smiled at Zelda, taking a stand next to her.
The next boat that arrived seemed to be sped up and when it stopped a monkey creature with a white dome on his head got thrown off, he landed on the dock.
"Haha! Simpleton, simple person. Can't, cannot handle the speech of Mojo jojo!" The monkey laughed, while shaking his fists in the air.
People just backed off a bit, because of his weirdness.
"Now, it's time for our final competitor everybody!" Chris shouted.
The last boat reached the view and it was revealed to be a girl with black hair, pail skin and a guitar in hand.
"Hello, before you ask I AM a vampire. But I won't use my powers to win. I am Marceline from Adventure time."
She got onto the dock and Chris smiled.
"Looks like we have our twenty two contestants! Join us next time where we will have our first challenge and elimination!" Chris announced.
"What but there's twenty three of us?" Yusei asked, Chris nodded. "Which is why we will soon have only twenty-two people."