Awakening
Author's Note: I am so sorry I haven't updated for a while! I think now that school is over, I'll be able to update more often now! But you know, having reviews and getting some inspiration helps too, ya know Lol.
Summary: Story of FF VII. Yuffie and Vincent POV. Yuffie and the gang go get the Tiny Bronco.
Disclaimer: I don't own this game. Square-Enix does. I wish I did, though. Then maybe I wouldn't be so lied to. I could pay for lie-detector tests and buy stuff I want.
Way too early in the morning for this…
"Arise."
"No, a few more minutes."
"Awaken, Yuffie!"
"Five minutes, please…!"
"…Get up. Now."
"Ugh, fine Dracula!" Wait, did I say that out loud? Whoops… Ah well. He woke me up for this, and now I better get some breakfast. After I take my shower, of course. Dirty girls gotta get clean.
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She takes far too early to awaken.
"VIN, I'M HUNGRY!"
"…" I really do thank Leviathan that this small inn has room service. And so I dial them, and tell them that I want pancakes. No, I'm not eating them for myself. Don't get any ideas. I don't desire sweet things.
Well, finally breakfast is over with. And I've met Cid for the first time, and I don't blame Yuffie for hating him so. I thought she was exaggerating when she said he had &$ problems.
He has a pink plane.
"Yeah, that's my plane, the Tiny Bronco!" Is there ever a time when he doesn't have a cigarette in his mouth?
"So can we use it?" I asked smoothly.
"Hell no! This is my pride and joy!"
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Oh teh noez. Vin looks a wee bit upset. That can't bode well. …Well, at least he's not like, transforming or anything.
"It's okay, Vin. I'm mad at him, too!"
"…"
If he wants to be quiet, I guess he can be quiet. There's nothing wrong with that…
EWW FAT-ASS PALMER That son-of-a-bitch is gonna take our plane! Now we have to go beat his fat-ass! And then, I shall steal the Tiny Bronco, and nab all their material. Nya nya nya!
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He just… got ran over… by a random ShinRa truck. I don't mean to sound rude, but that was fucking hilarious. I do find things funny, believe it or not. And this is one of my moments. I hear Chaos laughing, too. I don't blame him.
…This is Yuffie's view of amusement? Jumping aboard a "tiny plane of doom", as she would call it? This is becoming more interesting than I expected, and I'm actually not feeling bad about awakening from my eternal dream.
Shit, we're being shot at. And it hits our main engine. Very amusing.
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"We're goin' down. you #$ # bitches!" Cid really needs to get a hold of himself with that. When I get my money, I'll make sure to send him to therapy. But anyway…
"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!?" I scream like bloody murder. Whoops, Vin's next to me. I hope he doesn't mind. But Aeris is too, so since she's so deaf whenever I talk, I know she'll be able to hear that. Unless she's like Thomas (Edison) and loses all her hearing. That prep.
Shit, we're going down. Down, down. Into the ocean. Oh shit I'm seasick… FUCK WHY'D WE HAVE TO LAND IN THE OCEAN. But, there is one good thing about this. We landed near Wutai. Hyk hyk hyk. Somewhere in the ocean. That's all I'm thinkin' bout. Cloud's talking about some kinda temple, but I don't care! Wutai, here I come!
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Yuffie is in such a daze. I wonder what she could be thinking about… But, I shant ponder about that. About Cloud and the "Temple of the Ancients"… I'm a bit worried about that. But I'm more worried whether Yuffie will purge upon my cloak or not. I really am hoping that she does not. I don't have the time to go to a tailor. I wonder how long we'll be in this sea… Or whatever the hell this body of water is.
So, I ended the story with Vincent! Mwahaha, and it feels GOOD. Perhaps I should do that more often. I don't know.
Apparently, Yuffie has interchangeable laughs, with "nya" and "hyk". I got the "nya" thing from my friend John, who constantly goes "gna gna gna!" as a type of laughter. It's very… different. ZOMG ALMOST LIKE THE PONY HAWK. SANJAYA/OMAR I LOVE YOU!!!
Shout out to Omar/Pretty Boi, 'cause I know you want to be beautiful all around! But stop being so obsessive, 'kay? And also, if I do come back to our school, I need well deserved things. Like love, attention, and money. Yes, money bitch. For you haven't mailed me my awesome ass Hot Topic shit. I'm mad at you. Go rot in hell.
…Wow, that ended on a bad note. Oh well. Please R & R and I shall love you forever. You don't have to be a member to review. So, please, if you read, REVIEW. And I'll love you forever.
…Also, should I make Chaos start talking, and then you'll have comments from him whenever Vincent is talking? Then, Vincent will have a longer point of view than he does now. Tell me your suggestions, I don't mind at all whether it's bad or good. lol.
I'm rambling right about now, so I'm just gonna end this.
Love ya,
Sadistic Mangoz