Awakening
Author's Note: I have seriously like, died. I'm really sorry, people! Well, you're not only people. You're people who actually read this crackified story. And I really thank you all. Now, this is probably going to suck, seeing that I'm pretty rusty on being Yuffie and Vincent. I'll try my best to keep this IC.
Warning: Language. We know this.
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII or its characters in any way. They all belong to Square-Enix. I also don't own the song.
I can tell we're close to Wutai! The water seems to be getting shallower! This means, we'll be on land soon! And when we are, I'm taking that materia like a fish takes bait! …I'm not really liking that metaphor at all. Or is it a simile? Oh, now I'll just have to think about it! But, I'll have to think fast, since I think Vin's onto me. That would be bad. Really bad. Hey, we're close to land! Wait, Yuffie, you already said that. Stop pointing out the obvious.
"Yo, $$# inchworm! You comin'?" Ew, did he just call me an 'inchworm'? That whore. I'll make him a $#( inchworm one day. But anyway, climbing up the mountain and over the bridge and… I feel like singing. Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go…! Oh, we're almost there. I can see Wutai! Let me just tell them now.
"Wait, guys! Stop! I said, WAIIIIIIIIT."
Oh wow, they actually did wait. What do you know? So, now it's awkward now. Um… yeah.
"It's dangerous! REALLY dangerous!" That doesn't sound too convincing. It's more like I'm a cheerleader yelling out a cheer. I really need to learn how to disguise my voice.
"What are you talking about? Your hometown's up ahead, right?"
Cloud makes everything sound fine. But um, darn. Didn't really plan this part. Whoops.
"Um, actually, there are some powerful monsters! So um, yeah." What do you know, the Shinra are here. Well, this is a perfect opportunity to take their materia! And while you're distracted, whoosh! And, mwa ha. It's all gone! But, I feel bad. Oh no.
I'm going to stop right here for now. I know it's a short chapter, but the next chapter is all in Vincent's POV. Oh my.