Kiba (C) Me
Bean (C) Sega
Pokemon (C) Satoshi-sama Tajiro (I think), Game Freak, and Nintendo
Ch. 15: Pokemon Battle
Kiba and Bean stared at each other while the other Rogues blasted through the door to an unknown room. The panda gets into a battle position before Bean raises his finger in a motion for halting. She paused, lowering her weapon an inch.
"D-don't you even care about Team Dynamite? Why are you doing this?" she asked, slightly fearful.
A yellow ruby appeared on his forehead. Raising his hand, he whispered something in the Babylonian language. The area around them morphed into a grassy plain with white lines that surronded them in the shape of some sort of ball. Bean grinned wickedly as he held a red and white ball with a grey line in the middle that divided the colors with a button. It was a...Pokeball?
"I know you play Pokemon, Kiba," he said, grinning.
"Yeah...So?" she asked, furrowing her brow. "And what's going on?"
"Through the power of my ruby, I can morph reality! It's the gift Lord Rodrigo gave to me!"
"Why are you doing this?"
He paused, not replying and growled. He threw the ball into the air, and a flash of light blasted out. There was a golden star-shaped creature with a red jewel in the center: Staryu. "Let's have a battle! Three on three! If you win, I'll let you go. But if you lose..." He grinned sadistically and placed a finger under his throat, slowly moving it right to left.
"B-but I don't have any on me. It's a game!" she shouted back, thinking he was crazy.
Without warning, three Pokeballs appeared on her belt. She stared at them incredolously. They were see-through. They were the Pokemon that she originally captured to leval up and become strong: Weaville, Buizel and Raichu. They stared at her. Weaville waved slowly with a sheepish grin; Buizel flipped her off; while Raichu just grinned like a clown. Suddenly, another one came onto her belt, but this one wasn't see-through. She paused, staring at it thoughtfully.
Kiba paused before grasping Raichu's ball. "Okay...Raichu, get out there and kill the ducky!"
The flash appeared when she threw the ball. Raichu burst out, scaring Kiba. She honestly believed that Pokemon was just a game where people captured adorable, and some not adorable, creatures. Raichu ran up to her and hugged her tightly, toppeling her to the floor. She blushed fervently, patting Raichu on the head.
Bean tapped his foot aggrivatedly. "Is your little love fest over yet, or can we start battling?"
"You sound like that Ash Ketchum kid," Kiba muttered.
Raichu leaped in front of her on all fours. Electricity was bursting out of it's yellow cheeks. Raichu clawed up some dust, staring down at the Water Pokemon. It smirked, showing off sharp fangs.
Bean grinned. "Let's get this party started! Staryu, Water Gun!"
Staryu heaved backwards and a jet stream of water exploded from the top point of it's stared head. Raichu instictively dodged while Staryu continued it's onslaught.
Kiba paused, cocking her head to the side. "Um...Thunder?"
Raichu cried out and thunder erupted from its body, blasting Staryu and the water left behind from the Water Gun. Bean gasped, watching Staryu fall. He commanded that it get up, while Staryu struggled to stand. Once on it's feet, Staryu glowered at Raichu. Raichu cringed at Staryu's sudden rage.
"Heh, use Headbutt!"
"Staryu can use Headbutt?!" Kiba shouted, surprised. "Oh, uh, R-Raichu, dodge!"
However, her command was too late as Staryu leaped into the air and twirled around, lunging at Raichu with speed that would impress Shadow. Raichu wimpered as it collided with the ground. It limped to its feet, but Staryu was instantly on top of him.
"Rai raichu rai chuuuu!" Raichu cried, still fearing Staryu's glare. "The ugly star thing is scaring meeee!"
"Staryu, use Bubblebeam!" Bean commanded, pointing a finger in the air for dynamic affect. It wasn't effective.
Bubbles stormed from the tip of Staryu's head, but Kiba grinned.
"Okay, Raichu, retalite with Quick Attack!"
Raichu dashed to the left, making the beam miss. Staryu gently touched the ground, only to be crashed into by Raichu's head. Staryu's gem slowly started to blink, showing its weakness. However, Raichu wasn't finished.
"Finish it off with Thunderbolt!" Kiba cried, eager to finish the battle.
Smirking devishly, Raichu shouted as a large, light blue streak of thunder exploded from the heavens and plowed down on Staryu's, whose gem blinked blindedly. The blast was so bright that Kiba's glasses immediately switched to the highest version of transition shades, as did Bean's. Smoke clearing, Staryu was down. By down, I mean embedded into the battle, out of power to continue.
Raichu sequealed with thunderous joy. (Excuse the pun. DO IT NOW!.) It rushed into Kiba's arm while she snuggled her head on top of its black, elastical ears. She allowed a single tear to fall down her cheek as she kissed the crown of Raichu's forehead. It blushed, gently shoving her arm as Kiba recalled it.
Bean grieved over the loss of Staryu before recalling it. He patted the ball before he places it back in his robe. Swiping out another Pokeball, he gently kissed it before sending it out.
The new Pokemon he sent out was a large black dog with grey horns and peircing red eyes. On its body were metal plates of some kind and a darker black around its claws, which were sharp and seeable. It bared it's fangs, glaring at Kiba.
"Meet my Houndoom!" Bean jeered, crossing his arms and smirking deviously. "Much stronger than my weak Staryu!"
"Hey! All Pokemon should be treated equally with respect! Staryu was a great fighter!" Kiba grasped Buizel's ball, which was shaking in anger by Bean's statement. "Let's get 'em, Buizel!"
An orange water creature emerged in a flash of light. It had a yellow floatation device drapped around its neck with beady black eyes. Leaping on all fours, it growled evilly at large dog Pokemon. Buizel gave a soft burp before getting to its feet.
"A Buizel?" Bean questioned, cocking his head to the side. "...Cool! I've never seen one before!" His eyes darkened, and the jewel on his forehead sparkled vibrantly. "But even with the advantage, I will not lose. Houndoom, Take Down!"
Houndoom roared, making Kiba's ears deflate. It charged at Buizel at incredible speed, however, it ran in a straight line. Kiba instantly called for Buizel to dodge, which it obeyed. Buizel leaped up high into the air and clutched onto Houndoom's horns. Houndoom roared and shook it's head wildly. Buizel's eyes became tiny little swirls as dizziness started to overcome it.
"Buizel, Aqua Jet!" Kiba commands, raising a finger at Houndoom.
"Bui, bui!" it cried, leaping up into the air. "Roger that, idiot!"
Water suddenly pulsed around it as Buizel launched into Houndoom's backside. Houndoom yelped as it collided with the ground. Struggling to it's feet, Houndoom was smashed once more by Buizel's Aqua Jet.
Bean was furious at Houndoom's carelessness, even thought he was to blame. Grinding his teeth, he shrieked, "Get the hell up and use Crunch!"
Staggering to its feet, Houndoom felt weaker than ever. Water Pokemon are super effective against Fire types like the poor Houndoom. Houndoom charged at Buizel the second Aqua Jet depleted and snapped it's mighty jaws on Buizel's torso. Buizel had no time to even escape.
Gasping, Buizel could've sworn that it's ribs were broken. It gasped, crying out in utter distraught. Buizel tried to punch and kick at Houndoom, but all efforts were clearly useless.
"Buizel!" Kiba cried, wanting to just rush out with her bat and clobber Houndoom. "T-try to use Aqua Jet to escape!"
"Houndoom, slaughter Buizel! Tear through to the core of it's body!" Bean hollered, insanity at the brink of his cracking voice.
Buizel's body covered in water once more as it dove away from Houndoom as Houndoom released it's grip. Buizel checked it's torso: There was a dark blood stain messed up all along it's side. Cringing at the sight, it glared down at Houndoom as he landed safely beside Kiba.
Houndoom retreated back to Bean. Bean glared down at his Pokemon, who flinched at the nestling's harsh figure. "You useless whelp! I ordered you to shred him apart!" He paused, returning to his tranquil face. "No matter. Let's end this now! Flamethrower!"
"Let's! Buizel, fire away with Hydro Pump!" Kiba shouted, patting Buizel on the head.
Houndoom and Buizel both sucked in air for a second before unleashing their chaotic moves. Both inched towards each other so their masters would'nt get harmed. Houndoom dug it's massive claws into the dirt for support. Buizel was forced down on all fours to slowly advance. Buizel suddenly cringed and lost it's footing, but managed to dug one claw inside the ground.
"Bui-buizel, come on! You can do it!" Kiba cried, worried for her Pokemon's wellbeing.
Encouraged from Kiba's words, Buizel unleashed an even more powerful Hydro Pump. While Hydro Pump was in motion, Buizel leaped into the air striking Houndoom's face. However, before Houndoom fainted, it managed to send it's Flamethrower and strick Buizel's bite wound. Buizel cried out, falling out of the sky and into Kiba's arms.
Gritting her teeth, Kiba smoothed out Buizel's ruffled fur. She stared angrily at the blood oozing down her precious Pokemon's side. The panda glowered as she praised and recalled the fainted water type.
Bean appeared troubled as he recalled Houndoom. He stared at the third Pokeball on his cloak before sighing. "So, it's your turn, huh..." He grinned sadistically as he chucked out his third ball. "Go, Arbok!"
A large purple cobra Pokemon emerged. It's coiled body imposed a large threat in Kiba's mind. Arbok sneered like the snake it is and hissed wickedly like a pet owned by the Wicked Witch of the West.
Kiba clutched onto Weaville's ball. "Your turn, old friend. Ki, let's go!"
An ebony creature with vibrant blood colored eyes appeared. On her neck was a necklace made of Oran berries. Ki the Weaville appeared in a flash of light and that annoying sound the Pokeball made whenever it opened. Ki grinned, glancing back at the worried Kiba. She winked back at her. Kiba grinned, having a strong feeling of hope with Ki. Ki was the first Pokemon Kiba ever caught, and they won many battles together against various trainers and gym leaders in Hoenn.
Arbok and Ki glared at each other. Arbok uncoiled it's tail when Ki swiped a long, pointed claw under her neck, signalling Arbok's death. Arbok glanced back at Bean, somewhat frightened by the Ice/Dark Pokemon.
"Get bellyaching, and use your Poison Sting!" Bean quipped, aggrivated by Arbok's lack of confidence.
Crying out, Arbok lunged at Ki with his tail fully intact with deadly poison.
"Ki, move out of the way and use Icy Wind!" Kiba ordered.
Ki nodded and jumped out of the way. Ki twirled around in mid-air once before sending out a blast of frigid wind with ice particals attatched. It hit Arbok dead on, making Ki giggle when Arbok was frozen solid.
"Grr, useless! Arbok, use Pin Missile!" Bean screamed, cobalt eyes suddenly changing to a bright purple.
Kiba noticed that Bean was slowly, but surely, morphing. His feathers became a darker shade a green, while his eyes become tiny slits of purple with no pupils. His two head feathers grew so long that it covered the left side of his face entirely. Bean's beak become jagged like Jet's, but with a darker gold.
Arbok opened it's mouth slightly in the ice and tiny jabs of petite, yellow missiles charged out. In a matter of seconds, the ice broke completely, except for Arbok's tail, imbolizing him.
Ki smirked conceitedly and laughed at Arbok's mishap.
Arbok yelled something at her. "Chaaboku!" "Hey! Shut up!"
"Weav wea." Ki smirked. "Make me."
"Arboook!" "Cooome on!"
Straining itself, Arbok tore it's tail from the frozen prison. Ki and Kiba winced when they saw Bean glare heiniously at his snake. Arbok was panting, and Kiba realized something: Arbok was weaker than Ki.
"Ki, hold on!" the black and white panda cried when Ki started to run.
Ki paused, glancing back at her.
"Don't hurt Arbok that badly; he's not like Staryu and Houndoom."
Ki cocked her head and frowned. "Weaville weav weav." "Bad people are bad." She glanced back at Arbok, who was was being screamed at by Bean. "Weavi, weav? Wea." "Not him, huh? Fine."
Kiba grinned shyly and sighed. "Thanks, Ki." Regaining her battle composure, Kiba yanked her glasses up further to her face. "Let's get started! Use Ice Claw!"
Ki charged at Arbok as her claw morphed into ice. Lunging into the air, she was about the strike down on Arbok, when...
"Use Swallow!" Bean commanded, grinning all-knowingly.
Arbok opened it's gigantic mouth, suddenly devouring Ki. Ki's screams were revered far and wide. She frantically punched and kick until a strange smell made her freeze. She started to nod off when she heard her master's voice. Shaking her head, Ki smashed any aspect in Arbok's mouth. To which, she "pretended" to forgot Kiba's orders of not harming Arbok.
Bean snarled at Arbok's reluctance to actually down Ki. "Fine, you idiot! Use Spit Up!"
Arbok reered backwards and spat Ki up. Ki was covered in spit and a purple liquid known as Arbok's acids. Ki cringed, holding herself as she rocked back and forth, moaning to herself about how much her life sucked.
Kiba resisted chuckling at Ki's sticky form. "You okay?"
Ki glared at Kiba.
"I'll take that as a no."
Ki suddenly felt the acids sink into her fur, causing a burning sensation inside of her body. She cried out, holding herself in pain as the surplus of acids dripped off her petite body.
Kiba started to rush out to hug her until Bean shouted for her to stop. "What's with you?!"
"Take on more step, and as the rules of battling go in gyms, you'll be disqualified!" Bean repeated, waving a finger.
"Who cares?! I just want need to know if Ki's alright!" Kiba took those extra steps, making the battle end, and the field changed back into the room where the Babylon Rogues first met Bean's betrayal. Kiba held Ki tightly until Ki couldn't breathe any longer. "Whoops, sorry."
Ki gagged, and finally took notice to the new surrondings. It was than that she knew because of her arrogance, they had lost. The Weaville bowed her head with shame until she felt a scaly tail graze her chin. Staring confused at the grinning Arbok, she laughed, before stealing Kiba's bat with embedded nails and bapping Arbok over the head several times. Arbok fainted a few seconds before Bean recalled it.
Bean had a disgusted look on his face. He took all of his Pokeballs and crushed them in his hand, slaughtering what he called his "precious Pokemon", Staryu, Houndoom, and Arbok.
"Wh-what are you doing?! Y-y-you just murdered your own Pokemon! Weren't they your friends?!" Kiba screeched, eyes dilated at Bean's sudden act of murder.
"Who cares?"
"Huh?"
"Who cares? If they stink, they stink. They can't even beat an easy broad like yourself." Bean scratched the back of his head, smiling cheerfully. "Looks like the big boy can finally make his grand entrance." He held up a Master Ball.
"It can't be!" Kiba was breatheless and completely pale.
"Oh, but it is. Go, Mewtwo!"
The Master Ball cringed and flashed open in a flurry of white light, blinding Kiba and Ki. A humonoid, light purple Pokemon glowered down at the two trembling girls.
Mewtwo has arrived.
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Next: The Help of Friends
Rosemary, aka Kiba Sniper, leaps onto the stage with a new haircut down by her the middle of her neck. "No more ponytail for me! Whelp, that's all folks, come back next time! Man, this chapter was crap."
Josky pops up, running next to her. "What about me?"
Rosemary gasps and clamps a"SHH! You'll spoil for those guys on FF!"
"Spoil what?" Babylon Sky Hawk asked, cocking his head. "Oh, spoils! Let me in!"
Rosemary and Josky stare at him for a few seconds before staring at each other. Both suddenly pulled out machine guns from no where and grinned at his freaked out expression.
"You heard nothing, understand?" Josky commanded with a sinister smile.
BSH nods and backs away to the back door.
Just as the screen faded to black, Rosemary shouts, "WHIPOWNSALL! I haven't forgotten that SonAmy! I'll have it done soon! I actually wrote three drafts before the actual one!"
"How come I don't get gifts!" SuperGamerGreg79 (Look! I got your name right!) demands before he sees BSH hiding behind his back. "...I won't even ask...ARMAND! GET HER!"
Armand sighs and adjusts his watch, ready to blast her.
"OH, NO! TOMO ATTACK!" Josky shouts, even though Tomo is mine, but who cares?
"Fine, then! Psycho, get him!" Rosemary cries, jabbing a finger dramatically at Armand.
Tomo, Psycho and Armand stare at each other before sighing. Tomo suggests they get coffee, while the guys agree. They leave while their creators yell and scream at their backsides. BSH giggles like a schoolgirl before Ganondorf runs in and chases BSH holding a massive sword...AGAIN.
End of stupidity.