The Leaf shinobi ate a quick breakfast with Hermione and her friends before they all went their separate ways. Hermione led Sakura to the room that's normally used for Transfiguration. They entered the room and each took seats near their friends. Neji quickly caught up with Hinata grabbing her by the hand causing her to blush. He led her to a pair of desks near the front of the classroom where they sat down together. Harry and Ron immediately went off together leaving Sakura, Naruto, and Hermione behind.

"Hey, I see that Ginny is just getting here so I'll go sit with her," Hermione said.

"Alright. Naruto you and I are together," Sakura said with a sigh.

"Oh yes!" he exclaimed. "I've been waiting years to hear you say that!"

"No, not like…never mind. Just take your seat and shut up." He sulked for a moment before finally taking his seat. The bell sounded and the class got quite as they patiently awaited their professor. Five minutes…seven minutes…twelve minutes and still no sign of Kakashi sensei.

"Dammit. Does he always have to be this late?" Sakura muttered.

"As a matter of fact I do."

"GAHHHHHHH!" she screamed. Kakashi sensei had appeared right beside her and was now standing over her desk smiling down at her. In his hand was what appeared to be one of master Jiraiya's so-called novels. "Why'd you sneak up on me like that? And….I just know you aren't about to teach us from…from that?!" she exclaimed pointing at his novel.

He just grinned at her before making his way to the front of the room. Sakura noticed that the room had become unbecomingly quieter and with good reason. There were very few guys in the room and they all had their mouths wide open at Kakashi's sudden appearance. As for the girls, well, needless to say Kakashi sensei's sex appeal had increased tenfold. Every girl in the room with the exception of Hinata was staring dreamily at Kakashi. Some of them were so taken by him that their mouths were hanging wide open.

"Good morning class. For those of you who don't know me my name is Kakashi Hatake. I'm sorry that I kept you waiting but I got caught up," he said with a grin.

"Yeah I bet you did," Naruto mumbled. Kakashi raised an eyebrow at him before continuing.

"Lyrical Studies is basically the ninja/wizard version of the Muggle's study of literature, more specifically poetry. I love to read a good book…"

"More like good smut," Neji muttered. Hinata stifled a laugh as she lowered her head to keep from meeting Kakashi's eyes. Kakashi pretended not to hear them and continued with his introduction.

"But I know most girls will find this class a lot more interesting than the guys. However, this class could benefit you guys as well. I know plenty of women who are a sucker for some good lines. Say them just right and women will be putty in your hand," he grinned.

"WHAT?!" Sakura exclaimed.

"I'm just kidding Sakura," Kakashi said with a laugh. She did not see it but when she turned her head Kakashi winked at some of the guys. "Now then, let's get started. It would seem that everyone in here is sitting with a good friend or someone that they know pretty well. I don't like that. This class will be so much more beneficial if everyone got to know someone else."

"Aw, come on Kakashi sensei. Sakura never lets me sit with her. Don't ruin this for me!" Naruto whined, but Kakashi shook his head.

"No buts Naruto. Besides, you haven't a chance at Sakura acting the way you're acting now. Now get a move on. Let's see…I want you next to the red head…uh…" he frowned.

"I'm Ginny," she said blushing. Naruto stared at her for a second and then frowned.

"I got to sit next to a girl?" he complained.

"Uh…yes. What's wrong with that? Don't you like girls?" The class all started to laugh, everyone except Ginny who looked plum embarrassed.

"Yeah but I like Sakura so why can't I…"

"Move it Naruto." Naruto sulked over towards Ginny and Hermione's table and took Hermione's place.

"Um…Professor…sir? Where do you want me?" Hermione asked. Kakashi looked around the room and saw that Neji was playing in Hinata's hair. Sorry Neji but you need to make some new friends.

"Hyuuga Hinata." Her head snapped up and she looked scared to death. Kakashi flashed her a warm smile before asking her to stand. "Hermione, I want you to sit next to Neji." Neji looked absolutely furious but chose to keep his mouth shut. He was afraid that bad words would come from his mouth. He watched in agony as Hinata moved across the room waiting for further instructions. Hermione nervously took her seat next to Neji who nodded his head politely. "Alright. Moving on. Let's see…you in the back. The red head." Ron Weasley's head snapped up.

"Yes sir?"

"I want you to take the empty seat next to Sakura."

"WHAT! But…"

"Go on Ron," Harry hissed. "You'll be alright. Hermione says she's nice enough so just go with the flow." Ron sighed as he grabbed his things and headed to the empty seat next to Sakura. Sakura did her best to give him a warm smile but all Ron did was look ill.

"Boys," Sakura muttered.

"Alright then Hinata. That leaves you with Mr. Potter in the back." Hinata nodded before quickly taking her seat in the back next to Harry. Harry was about to whisper hello but she quickly turned away staring towards Kakashi. "Well then, now that we're all arranged better we can now begin."

"Finally," Naruto muttered. Ginny choked trying to hold back her laughter but the goofy look on Naruto's face caused her to burst out laughing.

"We will do different things from day to day. Sometimes I'll assign you a poem to recite to the class. Other times, you and your partner may have to do some lines together. Then there are times when you will act out scenes or poems which may require some physical contact."

"Physical contact?" Neji asked raising his brows. Sounds more like he wants people to act out scenes from his porn.

"Oh yes. You see, we're going to study all the aspects of lyrics whether it be poetry, literature, music, or screenplays. We're going to do it all. The physical part won't be too big of a deal. Hmmm…let's see. Hermione?"

"Yes…sir?" she squeaked.

"You're one of the few here that live among Muggles am I correct?"

"Uh…yes?"

"So you know a little bit about Muggle poetry and acting."

"Yes…a little."

"Very good. So will you do me the honor of helping me in today's demonstration?"

"Uh….sure," she managed. She got up from her seat and headed towards the front of the classroom. Kakashi turned to a certain page in the small book he had been reading and handed it to her.

"Th…this one?" she squeaked. She cast him a wavering look but he only smiled.

"Why yes. Do you know it?"

"Yes, but I don't think…"

"Don't worry about it. Your headmaster insisted upon it," he grinned. "He said that you were the most mature of the bunch. Anyway, I just want you to stand here while I show the guys how it's done. Do you feel comfortable enough to be my demonstration?" he asked. She nodded her head and then Kakashi began.

"This poem is titled 'Lustful Longing'." He placed the book on his desk before moving to stand in front of Hermione. He took one of her hands into his own as he began reciting the poem softly.

Tell me what I'd have to change. Who would I have to be

To slip into your arms; for you to make sweet love to me.

Must I climb the highest cliff; swim along the ocean floor

Crawl over broken glass – would you demand that I do more?

Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws

Pull me to your chest without a hesitation or a pause?

Kakashi ran his hands up Hermione's right arm, across her shoulder then to her chest before making his way to stand behind her. The class was now watching intently as the scene before them unfolded slowly, none of them quite knowing what to think. Most of the girls were now squirming in their seats mouths wide open with longing while most of the boys were shocked that their teacher was seducing a student. Sakura and Neji's eyes met and both just rolled their eyes. They watched as Kakashi slid his arms around Hermione's waist pulling her closer from behind. He leaned over and began speaking softly in her ear.

Slide your hungry tongue between my parted lips

Run your anxious fingers along my quivering hips

At this, his fingers wandered playfully up and down her sides. Her eyes now closed she began to lean back and relax in his arms. Neji's eyes just widened with shock as well as Sakura's. He cut her a look and mouthed 'can he seriously do that' but she only shrugged her shoulders.

Wrap me in your passion, expose your every need

Press your steamy lips to mine, every secret freed

Kakashi brushed his lips against her neck then moved towards her ear. A soft, barely audible moan escaped her lips causing him to chuckle softly.

Sprinkle your tears across my cheek, confess every desire

Moan my name, call me yours, and set my soul on fire

At this point, all of the girls in the class were hanging onto Kakashi's every word, drooling as though they wanted to do him. Sakura muttered something along the lines of 'show off' but Ron didn't hear her. Instead, his mouth was wide open too, staring dreamily at the site before him.

Kakashi could feel Hermione losing her balance so he ran his hands up her sides then up her arms, lifting them high in the air. He clenched her wrists squeezing them gently before letting her arms fall freely. She opened her eyes looking slightly confused before he made way to stand in front of her. He smiled as he leaned forward and brushed his lips against hers.

Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest,

Please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest

Hermione's head started to fall but Kakashi lifted it back into place, cupping her face with his hands.

Grip my wrists; look in my eyes, and say the words I long to hear

Kiss me roughly, and weep my name, forever hold me dear

At this Hermione just lost it. She leaned forward and quickly lowered his mask before pressing her lips to his, wrapping her arms around him, kissing him hungrily. Kakashi responded without even thinking kissing her back just as hungrily. His hands moved up her sides and behind her back jerking her body closer as his tongue did wonders in her mouth. He tore his lips from hers and grinned as he leaned forward to whisper the last lines of the poem in her ear.

Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true?

Is my sin the greatest fault that I can't stop loving you?

He backed away from the dazed looking Hermione who just stood there staring at him dreamily. The bell sounded for the class to dismiss but everyone just sat there not quite knowing what to do next.

"I think Hermione deserves a round of applause for her wonderful acting skills," Kakashi noted. The class soon erupted into applause, the girls cheering madly for Hermione. Kakashi winked at her before turning to face the class. "I hope you all learned something today. This is the kind of thing we'll be doing from time to time. Guys you better bring your A-game because if all of the ladies act like Hermione then you have your work cut out for you. You are dismissed." Everyone excitedly grabbed their belongings and headed out of the room talking in hushed tones about the class. Hermione was the only one that stayed behind. Kakashi approached her and smiled down at her.

"Are you alright?" he asked.

"Yeah…uh…professor sir? I'm so…sorry about…I know that I acted out of line and…"

"It's quite alright Hermione. You did just fine."

"I know but that…kiss…"

"Was my fault. I probably should have picked a poem that was a little less…uh…sensual. The only reason I chose that poem was because I knew it would get everyone's attention. In order for a class to be successful, one must have something that interests all of the students. All of you are fairly grown now so I thought that it wouldn't be a big deal."

"Yeah…I suppose you're right," she replied glumly.

"I can tell something is still bothering you. I hope I did not offend you. The headmaster took a look at the poem and assured me that you'd be able to get through it with no problems. I apologize if I have wronged you." He cupped her hands into his own while giving her an apologetic look.

"No…it's not that. I just…I feel like I should tell you that I…I wasn't acting," she managed.

"I know," he grinned. "And it's quite alright. But if it makes you feel any better I promise not to tell a sole."

"Hai…thank you," she whispered.

"Anytime. Now get out of here. I don't want professor Snape giving my beautiful star actress a hard time," he grinned. He finally managed to get a smile out of her and she took off out of the room heading towards the dungeons.

Kakashi let out a huge breath once she was gone. What a way to start the semester! He had not intended for things to go…astray, but somehow he managed to stir up the young beauty's sexual urges. She was like putty in his hands and he knew that. He also had come to realize that she was indeed very beautiful but he was not here to seduce the students. He was here to have fun while investigating Orochimaru's whereabouts and that's exactly what he planned on doing…if he could stay focused.

AN: Alright. Sorry about the long, long delay but it took me FOREVER to find just the right poem for Kakashi. -grins- I told you to expect the unexpected and you really need to. This is my fun fic which means pretty much ANYTHING can happen if I see fit for it to happen. Also, the Hogwarts students are older than they are in the actual books. For example, Ginny and Ron are basically twins in this story. I have them both in the same year. They are all at least 17 years old but they are acting like normal teenagers. And this fic will have some fluff, crack,...whatever my brain decides to come up with. There will be LEMONS...at some point. There will be pointless lemons at some times but that's the whole point of writing a fun fic. Now go review...LOL The next update? Who knows? Oh and the poem is titled 'Lustful Longing' by Jennifer Benfer. So she gets the credit for that wonderful poem. Don't sue me. It's all hers.