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9. He bewitches the furniture so it can talk.
Dumbledore flicked his wand at the dresser and a mouth appeared. He did the same to the writing desk, the nightstand, the squishy armchair and the bookshelf.
"Hey Alby I have a riddle for you," said the armchair.
"Ok, shoot" Dumbledore replied.
"What stinks while living but in death smells good?" asked the chair
"Uhmm, I don't know, what?" Dumbledore asked.
"A pig!" squealed the armchair.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dumbledore and the rest of the other furniture laughed.
"I got one," said the nightstand. "What kind of room has no windows or doors?"
"I don't know," the armchair said.
"A mushroom." Answered the nightstand.
"Ha you guys are too funny," said Dumbledore, "but now I gotta turn you back."
He flicked his wand five times and the furniture was back to normal.
"And I'm alone again," sighed Dumbledore. Even though they were just pieces of furniture he very much enjoyed their company.
