"Hi Natsu, ummmm, can you please get off of me now?" I ask with a broadening smile. And straight when I say this, he jumps up off of me and puts a hand behind his head, rambling on about how much he's sorry and to please not hurt him.

"Natsu," I say cutting him off. "I'm not gonna hurt you." I say, getting up, walking over to him and crouching down next to him where he is now cowering in a corner.

"You won't? All the other girls would of." He says to me.

"Well, lucky I'm not the other girls."I say back with a smile, pulling him into a hug.

"Ummm, Ayla..." He says, looking away blushing even more than he was before, if that is even possible, I mean he looks like a tomato.

"Yeah Natsu?" I ask him.

"Ah, well, this might sound weird but...you smell really good." He says, holding his hands to his face in embarrassment. At the sound of these last four words I think that my tomato red skin was battling for reddest with Natsu's.

"A-ah t-t-thanks I-I guess." I stutter hopelessly.

"Uhh, Ayla..."he starts.

"Yes?"

"W-when are you planning on putting some clothes on?"

Shit.

I forgot that I was wearing only a short skin tight towel over my otherwise naked body. My instincts kick in and that's when I disappear, literally.

"A-Ah! Ayla! Where are you?!" He yells, feeling around in the air for me. This goes on for about another 30 seconds when... My disappearing time runs out and when this happens I never actually know where I will end up, it will be somewhere in that room just, I don't know where. But obviously I have to appear right where Natsu's hand was groping and he just HAS to be doing this around breast height doesn't he?

...well I think you can imagine what happened next, but I'll give u a hint.

*Natsu's pov*

I'm holding onto Ayla's boob.

Oh, no I'm not,

I'm on the ground.

...and here comes the Lucy kick.

I'm in the air.

And now I'm on the ground again... Outside...

* Lucy's pov*

"LUCY KICK!"

I was going to come around the corner and speak to Ayla sooner, until I saw Natsu, and thought,

This was a great time to see my ship (Nala) come to life, and it was all going well until he has to ruin it all! Men! You just can't rely on them at all these days!

"OH GOD! NATSU!" Yells Ayla as she rushes over to the window that I had just Lucy kicked him out of. She looked down and I saw a long look of confusion on her face.

"Where?..."

"Miss me?"

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

As Ayla continued to look for Natsu I spotted a great flash of pink hair floating above her head...

Fucking hell Natsu.

I was about to kick his ass when...

*BAM!*

Well then... I guess at least I didn't have to even lay a finger on him, but I cannot say the same thing about Ayla, and damn... I think we should just put Natsu out of his misery now.

"Natsu~" she whines, only now realising the pain she's inflicted upon his balls.

"I'm so sorry Natsu..."

"Don't be sorry Ayla,"I say to the concerned girl, hovering over the groaning lump that used to be Natsu."He deserved what he got. I must say it wasn't very smart of him to sneak up on you like that."

After this statement I start to get worried, she's not responding or moving, at all in fact, I swear she's not even breathing,

"A-ah Ayla?" I ask, worried about my new found friend.

This seemed to snap her out of her gaze and she turned to face me, she's smiling (that's good) but she's also blushing... Really violently, is she coming down with a fever?... Or is it something more?...

This is when the one thing that I hadn't expected her to say suddenly came out of her mouth in a small mumble:

"He kissed me."