Mistakes FVII Style
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII; it all belongs to Square and its affiliates. I do own a copy of the game though.
Authors note: this is a rather daft idea I came up with where basically as I play through FFVII I'll record my failures, mistakes, pwns and other such nonsense. So expect character death as well as Aerith (whilst she's alive) smacking people around the head for doing pretty stupid things. Review if you like but it's not mandatory.
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Or how to get yourself killed…
By Reno at Sector Seven Pillar
Reno leapt down and pressed the buttons to activate the bomb that would blow the support pillar.
"Cloud! Barrett! We have to stop him. Please" yelled Tifa from the other side of the metal grid and the two men nodded before sharply drawing their weapons and charging at the red haired Turk who promptly leapt out of the way and turned with an evil glint in his eye.
"Try and get out of this!" he yelled, pointing his electro mag-rod at Barrett and forming some sort of pyramid around Barrett and freezing him completely in place.
Cloud glowered at Reno, "Some fighter you are, using dirty tricks like that!" he shouted, slashing with his sword.
"Yeah dirty trickster" followed Tifa, smacking Reno with her fists and feet.
The Turk grinned as the battle continued for another few minuets with the rod, Ice and Bolt spells being exchanged as well as a couple of slashes and smacks. It appeared to be going the right way for the hero's but Reno had other plans. With a sly grin he pointed the mag-rod at Cloud and the same thing that had happed to Barrett occurred to him. "Tifa!" he yelled as she was struck to knock out, "Get us out of these things!"
"One minute boys!" Tifa yelled, a serge of power going through her system as a limit break appeared and she ran at the Turk dealing him with some strong beat rush machismo and then hurriedly going through her supplies to find something that would break the pyramids around the other two as she desperately needed someone to help her out.
"Nice try cutie!" said Reno, slamming into her once again and ending the battle with little effort on his part. He took out his PHS and grinned, "Hey Tseng got the leaders of Avalanche trapped. You may want to come and pick them up"
Lesson to be learnt from this trip to death: Find that blood status alignments book for FFVII as the IX one doesn't cover the same things.