Mistakes FFVII Style
Disclaimer: please don't sue in any way, this is just for fun
Authors note: This one really did cheese me off cause I wanted Vincent in my party so badly (I'm a huge Vincent fangirl) so I got really peeved when this happened. But my own stupid fault really.
How to get killed by:
Lost Numbers
Getting into the safe had proved to be a right old fashioned rigmarole, whoever had designed this stupid game was certainly one who liked doing things the hard way. It had taken a full ten or more goes to get the damn thing open and when it had done, out had come some materia and a great big monster who did not look pleased in the slightest to be disturbed.
So naturally a battle had begun, because there was no way that Cloud was going to allow Aerith to try and reason with it logically. She had offered to do this previously and nearly ended up dead because of it so that option was definitely out of the question. But for once it appeared to be going their way. Aerith was hitting the creature with a selection of summons, Tifa was having a bit too much fun beating the living daylights out of it and Cloud was glad that he could swing his sword in occasionally and hopefully end this battle soon.
The Chocobo picked up the Mog that had once again fallen off it's back before both disappeared and Cloud felt a sudden panic rise as the red half of the beast fell away leaving a purple monster who looked a little to strong. This was proved several seconds later when the swordsman found himself half-way across the room from one punch. "Damn it, this things going to be a pain" he said, starting back to the girls.
There was a white glow around him and he smiled, good old Aerith and her healing wind, they were going to be fine now so no need to worry. With a yell he slashed at the beast and dropped back to avoid a punch before hearing a moan from Tifa. Turning he stared in shock to see his childhood friend on the floor with thousands of cuts on her. "Aerith! Heal Tifa!" he yelled, jumping in to strike at the creature once again and wondering what had happened to the healing wind.
There was another scream, this time from Aerith herself and Cloud skirted a punch to see the girl launched down with a phoenix down in her hands. She threw it towards Tifa and stood up, preparing a healing spell. "Aerith what happened? I thought you used the healing wind?"
"It was Breath of the Wind! I'm so sorry!" the flower girl responded, ducking just in time as the beast launched an attack on the group once again which knocked Tifa down to the ground once again and sent Cloud spinning into a void of nothingness. With a yelp of fear, Aerith tried to summon the chocobo again but was suddenly struck down whilst the beast roared in triumph.
Lesson learned: Don't change your party healers limit breaks to level 2 unless there's a pretty good healing one involved