Mistakes
Disclaimer: Don't own FFVII at all, just a copy of the game which I'm playing at the moment
Authors note: Teehee seems I've hit another spot of bother with beating the game but I don't mind, it's giving me plenty of fun to write these daft little things. And yup it is my first time playing the game through myself, have watched it before on youtube but having a go is so much more fun.
Anyway here are some more mad capped mistakes for you all
How to Get Killed By:
Mechanical Guardian at the Submarine
Reno smirked at the group before promptly disappearing with a slither of red hair whilst the mechanical monster reached forward to take a swipe at the three heroes. Cloud nimbly dodged out of the way before slashing down with his sword, glad to see that Tifa and Vincent were similarly attacking but with a combination of bolt3 and quake2. This monster wouldn't be to hard to take down, at least that was what he hoped greatly but since they had pretty much mashed everything else they had come across on the way here it was a pretty forgone conclusion. But he forgot the primary motion of sod's law which states that if someone gets to cocky for their own good they get munched in return.
With a blip, the Guardian unleashed a powerful Lapis Lazar at them which floored the group completely. Tifa groaned before pushing herself upright and casting Cure3 on the group and shuddered only slightly when with a growl Hellmasker turned up in place of Vincent with a growl that suggested he seriously wanted to rip something apart right now. However once the spell had been cast successfully, Tifa had to frown as she noticed something odd about the machine they were facing. It didn't look anywhere near as beat up as it had previously done. With a horrified yelp, she dodged to the side to avoid being sent flying by the claws whilst Hellmasker set about trying to cut the mechanical beast down to size. Grabbing hold of Cloud's arm, she tugged frantically, "We may have a bit of bother on our hands?"
"What?" said Cloud, pushing Tifa away to avoid an attack and retaliate as quickly as possible.
Tifa ducked another couple of blows before sending a qauke2 at the creature again, "Vincent's got the reflect ring on him! If I use cure3 all then I'll heal this stupid thing as well"
Cloud visibly stumbled at the remark, "Tell him to take it off then!" he shouted before suddenly finding himself under the foot of the mechanical nuisance.
Tifa raced to his side in order to revive him but discovered to her horror that it was Vincent who had been carrying the phoenix downs and she turned around, expecting to the see the current monster version of the gunslinger hacking into the things leg. Instead she saw that Hellmasker had been picked up by one of the claws and was whizzing around in dizzying circles. Finding this to be completely unfair and definitely not the best situation to be caught in, the girl stood up, hands on hips and glared her most haughty death glare at the creature, "Put him down this instant! What do you think this is Hellmasker? Some kind of Merry-go-round?"
Tifa almost instantly regretted her outburst as suddenly the lapis laser shot out at her and she was floored, completely unaware of dizzying fate that Vincent now had to face alone and unaided. Pretty soon his body joined the others, Hellmasker disappearing and a couple of Shinra grunts being forced to throw them overboard and into the freezing waters of the sea.
Lesson to be learned: Make sure HP and MP are at full before start of the battle, level up regularly and use the flipping summons earlier in the battle!