Mistakes
Disclaimer: I don't own in the slightest though I wish I did but not possible
Authors note: This was something stupid I said whilst facing the mentioned creatures and couldn't stop laughing about it so it became a fic. Yuffie wasn't in my team of course, I just had to make it her cause she's the only one that would say something as stupid as this.
How to Annoy at Team mate:
Relatives of yours Vinnie?
Something had greatly unsettled Cloud and he had expressed to the others that he wanted to return to the Mansion once again to deal with some unsettled ghosts. Barrett and Cid had been set against it but with a joint death glare from Tifa and surprisingly Vincent, the group had finally agreed that they would go. Besides if it would help Cloud remember anything more then it was surely the best thing in the world to do right?
However as they camped just outside of the town, Vincent was surprised to find Tifa up well after her appointed watch time and lightly placed a hand on her shoulder, "Are you troubled by what we'll find in that place?" he asked, already knowing the answer.
Tifa nodded slowly, gulping before looking up at the quiet gunslinger, "I'm just worried that what he'll find won't be pleasant and drive him back over the edge again. I can't bear to loose him for a third time"
"I do not think that we will need to worry about something like that at the moment Tifa" Vincent said, casting his unusual red eyes back towards the sleeping figure and sighing as they rested on the blond swordsman closest to the fire, "He is simply facing a past that he really needs to face before he can return back to who he once was. Even if the memories are harsh and frightening, he cannot remain in the dark about them"
Looking up at Vincent, Tifa got the feeling that the words were laced with more than just concern for Cloud and herself. She sighed, "I guess everyone keeps forgetting that you also have painful memories there Vincent"
There was silence for a few seconds that felt like eternity before Vincent nodded back towards the fire, "You should get some rest"
The next day no mention was made of the night time's conversation and quickly the group made their way through the fake town of Neilbehiem to reach the Mansion. They were barely within the doors before the creatures descended on them from all walls and the group cleared out most of them easily enough, finding that since the last time they had come to this place the monsters hardly seemed worth the bother of returning to the life stream. That sentiment completely evaded the ever hyperactive Yuffie who seemed pretty intent on destroying everything with her own unique flare.
This would have been completely fine by everyone's standards if she had not happened to make a rather stupid comment as they made their way towards the underground lab. A horde of Vampire Bats descended on the group, attempting to drain their blood and rip them apart but like everything else they fell to the ground pretty quickly. Yuffie toed one of the bodies before making a 'eww' sound and hurrying to catch the others up. She couldn't help but let her thoughts wander and realised that there had been something odd about the bat. It had reminded her immediately of Vincent.
"Hey Vinnie!" she sang happily, a barely uttered growl escaping the gunslingers lips as he closed his eyes. He hated that nickname and no matter how many times he politely asked her not to use it, the ninja kept on doing so. Yuffie continued on oblivious, "Doesn't it bother you?"
"What?" he asked, already dreading her answer.
"That you're killing your relatives?" she asked with all the innocence of a child even though she was more than old enough to understand the biological differences between animals and humans. Even those who had been scientifically altered.
"Excuse me?" Vincent asked in a low tone, whilst the rest of the group stopped dead in their tracks. Tifa immediately had her hand over her mouth in the hope that the laugh hadn't escaped to much, Cid was visibly shaking with the effort of trying to appear nonchantly smoking his cigarette, Cloud was shaking his head but looking away just in case ,Cid was visibly shaking with the effort of trying to appear nonchantly smoking his cigarette, Cloud was shaking his head but looking away just in case he to fell to the laughter, Caith Sith had conveniently dropped his m-phone and was in the process of trying to pick it up whilst Barrett was looking confusedly at the whole group.
"Those bats we're killing, aren't they family to you?" Yuffie continued, blinking her large eyes.
Vincent frowned, "What makes you think that I'm related to them?"
"Well you're a vampire aren't you?" Yuffie asked before looking at the others who were definitely trying to hide the fact that they were about to break into hysterics over this stupid conversation.
Glaring, Vincent turned away and started walking down the corridor with an air that suggested he was indeed pissed off. Yuffie looked a little confused and glanced to the others, "What did I do now?"
"Called him a vampire you little brat" replied Cid, hardly able to hide the mirth out of his voice, "Though I suppose that works for the way he looks and all that gunk. Maybe you should start calling him Vampy instead of Vinnie?"
A bullet landed in the space between the pair of them, "One more word out of the pair of you…" Vincent threatened whilst Tifa, Cloud and Barrett finally gave into the laughter that had been building for some time. Vincent sighed but couldn't help but grin only ever so slightly, that girl was a nuisance.
Lesson learned: Making stupid comments whilst playing the game can lead to very strange fanfictions indeed
Authors note: Well review please or subscribe, its nice getting those alerts. I should be updating again soon as another thing is munching on me again so it should be fun indeed. Plus I've got to work on my other fic as well so see ya all soon kay.