A/N: Oh? Hello there. Were you looking for a new chapter?
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Seriously, you guys are so awesome, with all your positive words and such. I never usually want to write this much but you guys just bring out the best in me! I just can't help but want to give you more since you're so sweet to me!
I'll address some more reviews, ordered from first to last. (At the rate they're piling up this might get difficult in the future…)
FluffySheepLion: Yeah, I was kinda basing his attitude from his game.
Jack Whitters: I'm glad I portrayed Sans well enough! The ketchup and puns are most definitely going to rear their heads soon, so no need to worry about them! Well, puns are kinda difficult for me to do, and the music might be a bit difficult, but I'll try! And those new power additions won't be too drastic…eh maybe.
For your question number 1, Sans is smart, but he's also lazy. I'm sure you can figure out what kind of student that produces. And for your second question, I was planning on leaving his music choice up to the reader. That way EVERYBODY'S happy!
Also, thank you! Your kind words warm my heart! Here's a chapter for yah!
Cooleffects99: Being OP is never a bad thing. Just look at One Punch Man, that guy's freaking AWESOME! And don't worry, I'll figure something out. This is a fan fic after all so ANYTHING is possible.
Guest(1): Shh don't spoil mah planz! Anyway thanks for the review! Here's that chapter you asked for!
Robin Halliday: No problem, and yeah I think Sans is faster than Ruby too. I distinctly remember hearing that he can go FTL when he wants too. I'm not gonna make him go that fast (yet) but you can consider that sound barrier DESTROYED!
Guest(2): R-really? Ah jeez, you've gone and made me embarrassed now…but thanks SO much for saying that! It means a lot!
Hellfire1996: Uh…hmm…that's a good question. I'm afraid I don't quite have an answer for you though. Sorry. For now let's just let the chips fall where they may.
Firehedgehog: Thaaaaankss duuuuude!
SaphireDemonStar: Thanks! A chapter for you, my good fellow!
NyehHehe: I can't deny that friends are awesome. But I'm a bit of a sucker for romance.
Shh, don't tell anyone I said that! _
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Guest(3): Of course!
Tyrant211: Oh wow, that's a good idea…I might just have to…*note scribbling*
Guest(4): That'd be hilarious, but unfortunately it wouldn't go well with the story.
Fan: Nope, I don't quite like harems. Sorry, if you were hoping for one. For your second question I'm gonna say no to that as well.
Pegistar5: Nice hobby, and thanks!
Sans-sational: I literally went back and added all of that in, just for you.
FalloutBoy2020: I honestly don't know, I started writing this fanfiction knowing literally nothing about RWBY, because I hated the show. But this idea wouldn't leave me alone so…yah know.
King Joker: Sans is just awesome ain't he?
Guest(5): Thank you!
Cammy Carrington: I know right?!
Guest(6): Yeah, most likely.
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Guest(7): Hmm, ok I'll consider the friendship thing. But If I see an opportunity earlier on then that ship is sailing. Also, say no more! Here's the update!
Whew! Well, that's all of them! You guys sure do multiply fast. Now without further a doo-doo,
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Sans lied in the bed of his dorm room while staring at the ceiling. He turned over to look at his clock, that read 8:30. He sighed.
'I should probably get ready now. Don't classes start at nine?' He asked himself. He made to get up, but lied back down. 'Eh, 15 more minutes won't hurt anybody.' He reasoned.
As he lied in his bed he replayed yesterday's events in his mind.
FLASH BACK
"As I'm sure you all know there were an odd number of students this year. As such there was a special relic for this situation." Ozpin explained after the teams were formed. "Normally at Beacon, teams are comprised of 4 students. Sans Skeleton, you have collected the gray king relic. This relic grants you the ability to form either a team of five by joining an already made team, or a team of one. Which do you choose?"
Sans stood silent for a second as he took a hand out of his pocket and brought it up to his chin, pretending to think about it. Ruby chose that moment to speak up.
"Sans! You can be on our team if you want!" She yelled up at him, gaining his attention. He put both hands in his pockets as he glanced at them before sending her a closed eyed grin.
"Thanks, but no thanks."He said, much to everyone but Ozpin's shock. Opening his eyes and looking back at Ozpin, he said "I'd like to be on a team by myself, if that's alright."
Ozpin let lose a small smile as he said his next words. "Then I congratulate you on being the first one man team in the history of Beacon."
"Cool,"
FLASH BACK END
Sans looked at the time again, it was 8:45. 'Ugh, alright, I'll start getting ready.' He stood and left the bed to go get in his shower.
After he was cleaned the clock read 8:55. He began to hear a lot of noise down the hallway that distinctly sounded like teams RWBY and JNPR. He then got dressed in a timely fashion, being finished at 8:57. Though, he wasn't exactly dressed.
His tie was left undone and hung loosely around his neck. His vest and jacket were opened and the top button of his dress shirt was left unbuttoned.
All in all he looked pretty sloppy, but he made it work somehow.
He began walking out of his dorm room at 8:58, with his hands in his pockets.
LINE BREAK
Teams RWBY and JNPR barged into the classroom at 9:00 exactly, with Sans strolling in behind them.
"Glad to see you're ready to join us!" A man with a large mustache said. He then seemed to finally notice Sans appearance as he asked. "You there young man, why is your attire so?" Multiple students began to stare at him inquisitively as well.
Sans shrugged his shoulders as he answered. "Well, you told me to wear it. You didn't say I had to wear it right." He grinned at the man.
Professor Port's eyebrows lifted up in surprise. The boy was right; they hadn't given a specific way to wear the uniform. He smiled at Sans. "Right you are, my boy! Well then, class is about to start!"
LINE BREAK
Sans sat in one of the middle rows in the classroom as he dozed off while the teacher droned on about one of his exploits. He was almost fully unconscious when he heard a familiar voice yell.
"I do, sir!" Weiss yelled.
"Excellent! Then come down and face your opponent!" Said Professor Port while gesturing to a cage. Weiss obliged and once she was there she readied her rapier.
"Go Weiss!" Yang yelled, pumping a fist into the air.
"Fight well!" Blake encouraged, waving a small RWBY flag.
"Represent Team RWBY!" Ruby yelled, Weiss growled and turned to the girl.
"I'm trying to concentrate!" She snapped, earning a small "Sorry" from the girl. The Professor unleashed the Warthog-like Grimm out of the cage and it wasted no time in charging at Weiss. The white haired girl dodged out of the way while simultaneously striking at its armored back. The Grimm took no damage from this.
"Ha HA, you weren't expecting that, were you?" Professor Port laughed. The Grimm charged again with Weiss doing the same. They clashed as Weiss's rapier became entangled in the Grimm's tusks. They engaged in a struggle for dominance.
"Oh, a new approach, I like it!" The professor laughed.
"C'mon Weiss, show it who's boss!" Ruby encouraged, though it had the opposite effect that she intended as Weiss glared at her. Her momentary loss of concentration proved to be her downfall as the Grimm pulled her weapon away from her and knocked her down onto her back.
"What will you do now, without your weapon?" Port asked.
Weiss looked up at the horrifying sight of the Grimm charging at her. From her position she wouldn't be able to move fast enough to get completely away from its attack. Just as she started to move she felt something strange. It was as though something pushed her, just enough to where she could cleanly evade the attack as the Grimm sailed past her and into a wall.
She had no time to ponder this as she only took it in stride and retrieved her weapon. Professor Port's eyes narrowed in suspicion though. 'There was a blue kind of energy that pushed her, it wasn't under her own power that's for sure, but who could have caused it?' He stared into the rows of students before his eyes fell on Sans, who was whistling innocently. 'Ah, I see now.' Port thought to himself.
"Weiss, go for its belly! There's no armor there!" Ruby advised.
"Stop telling me what to do!" Weiss yelled at her in anger. Ruby dejectedly closed her mouth and decided to keep quiet.
The Grimm rolled its body into a ball and charged towards Weiss, but she summoned a glyph that blocked its attack while knocking it onto its back. She summoned another glyph behind her and used it as a springboard to launch herself at the Grimm's belly, where she swiftly ended its life.
"Bravo! Bravo!" Port clapped. "Truly we are in the presence of a true huntress in training! Unfortunately that's all the time we have now, class is dismissed." Weiss's ragged breaths calmed as she left the scene.
As Sans was leaving he saw Professor Port staring at him. Sans only grinned and put a finger to his mouth, drawing a smile out of the man.
LINE BREAK
It's been a month since they first took the initiation test.
Teams RWBY and JNPR were sitting at a lunch table in their regular attire. Ruby spotted Sans walking with a plate of fries in his hand and called him over. He shrugged and walked over to their table with a grin.
"Hey Sans! How's it going?" Ruby asked him.
"Pretty good, I'd say." Sans answered, while taking a bottle of ketchup out of his jacket. He began to pour ketchup on his fries until they were smothered, drenched, and suffocated while the others looked at him in mild disgust and silence.
"You sure you've got enough there pal?" Yang asked with wide eyes. Sans looked at her, then back at his fries, before squirting a bit more onto them.
"There, that should do it. Thanks." He said before proceeding to eat one.
"Well that's pretty gross!" Nora happily stated with a smile.
"You're a strange character Sans." Yang laughed. "Speaking of strange, why did you decide to join a team by yourself?" She asked.
"Yeah! Why didn't you want to join my team?" Ruby asked as she pouted. Sans looked at the red hooded girl before replying.
"Well, to answer your question, Ruby. I didn't want to join your team because it's full of girls." He said. Weiss narrowed her eyes at him.
"And what exactly is that supposed to mean?" She asked. Sans grinned at her and shrugged his shoulders.
"Jeez chill out Weiss." He said getting a groan from mostly everyone and a giggle from Yang. "It means I didn't want to be the only guy on a team full of girls. No offense to you all, but I wouldn't be comfortable. I am a guy yah know." [*]
Weiss blushed a bit, catching his meaning, and nodded her head in understanding. Yang blinked and spoke up again. "If that's the case, why didn't you just join Jaune's team?"
"If I'm by myself I don't have to worry about giving or taking orders. Worrying isn't really my thing." He ate another one of his fries.
"What about missions? Surely it would be difficult to complete one by your lonesome." Pyrrha asked.
"It's basically the same thing; I wouldn't have to worry about anybody else if I'm by myself." He explained.
"OOH! Speaking of missions, there we were…" Nora exclaimed before delving into her tale.
Pyrrha noticed that Jaune seemed a little downcast. "Jaune, are you okay?"
He jumped a bit, not expecting her sudden inquiry. "Yeah, I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
"It's just that you seem a little, not fine." Ruby spoke.
"Nah, I'm fine, see?" He attempted a smile and a thumb up, the keyword being attempted.
"Jaune, Cardin has been picking on you since the first week of school." Pyrrha told him.
"What? No, Cardin just likes to joke around is all…" Jaune weakly defended. Ruby gave him a deadpan stare.
"Cardin is a bully." She simply stated, with everyone nodding their heads in agreement.
"Jaune, if you ever need help you can just tell us." Pyrrha comforted him with a hand on his shoulder.
"Guys I'm fine. It's not like he's a just a jerk to me, he's a jerk to everybody." Jaune reasoned as he stood up with his plate. Just then, a faunus girl with bunny ears became a victim of Cardin's bullying.
"Ha ha, see? I told you guys they were real." He laughed as he pulled on her ears.
"Ow! Stop, please! It hurts!" She screamed. Cardin roughly let her ears go.
"Ha, what a freak!" He laughed as she scurried away. Pyrrha scowled as she looked away.
"Ugh, despicable," Yang just stared at Velvet's retreating form with a sad expression.
"It must be hard to be a faunus." Just then she saw something interesting. "Hey, is that Sans over there?" She asked seeing the boy standing with Velvet.
"What? But he was right…" Ruby gestured to his seat, only to find him absent with his lunch gone. They all witnessed as Sans leaned down to Velvet to say something to her. They couldn't hear what was said but they guessed that she didn't like it, what with how she rapidly shook her head. Sans grinned as he shrugged his shoulders and put his hands in his pockets as he walked away, but not before saying something over his shoulder to her, it caused her to giggle a bit.
He then strolled over to Cardin's table the laughed and he gained their attention.
"Yo," He greeted them casually. They all turned their heads to him as Cardin stood and chose to speak. The lunchroom hushed as they watched with anticipation.
"What do you want, punk?" He sneered down at him. Sans only grinned at him.
"I'd like to ask for you to tone it down a bit with Velvet, yah get me?" He asked.
"Oh, and what are you gonna do if I don't, huh?" Cardin asked.
"Well, nothing really, it's not up to me." Sans glanced to the left, his grin never leaving his face. "But, between you and me, if it wasn't for Velvet…" He looked back at Cardin and shocked his entire team by what they saw.
Sans' eyes weren't visible, all that was seen was two pitch black caves for eyes. His grin seemed to widen as Cardin's team felt an overwhelming sense of dread that froze them in place.
'W-what's going on, what's with this feeling?!' The team collectively thought.
"You'd be having a bad time." After Sans, finished that statement, his eyes were suddenly back, and the feeling was gone within less than a second, as if it never happened. "Well, I can't really force you to do anything yah know?" Sans continued, holding his hands up in the "What can you do?" gesture. He then feigned a look of concern at Cardin's team. "You guys alright there? You're looking a little queasy. Ah, that school lunch food, am I right?" He grinned, putting his hands in his pockets.
'Did that really just happen now?' Cardin asked himself, before shaking his head. 'Nah, it couldn't have. He's just a punk like the rest.' He then grinned and walked past Sans, purposefully bumping into him. "I'm fine; just stay outta the way of the real Huntsmen, punk. Go get eaten by Grimm for all I care. Let's go guys." His newfound confidence seemed to reassure the rest of his team as they all pushed by Sans and left the lunchroom. Sans took all of it in stride, as he didn't say anything.
He was then helped up by Ruby who looked at him inquisitively. "What was that?" She asked. Sans grinned sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Yeah, I figured talking would do the trick, but I guess not." He shrugged. Ruby shook her head as their other friends walked up to them, by this point lunch was over.
"No, that's not what I meant. I meant the other thing, with the eyes and stuff." She inquired. Sans put on a confused face as he asked another question in return.
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"You don't…? Never mind, I'm probably imagining things." She reasoned. Most of the others agreed with her, with the exceptions being Pyrrha, Blacke, and Ren.
"Still," Yang clapped Sans on the back. "That was pretty cool, what you did there."
"Ah thanks, anybody would have done it though."
"Not Cardin." Blake spoke up. Sans chuckled a bit.
"Well, can't argue with you there."
LINE BREAK
As Velvet walked through the hall, she thought back to what Sans had said to her.
FLASH BACK
"Just tell me when, and I'll take care of him for you."He told her. Velvet gasped in surprise, before furiously shaking her head.
"No! Please, that won't be necessary. I don't want you or anybody to get hurt because of me…" She trailed off with a downcast expression.
Sans stood up straight and shrugged. "Ah well, suit yourself."He put his hands into his pockets and started walking away. "I'm not gonna do anything too crazy, but I'll make sure no-bunny messes with you for a while." He winked over his shoulder at her.
She stared at him for a moment in shock, before she finally processed the fact that he had just made a joke, and giggled.
FLASH BACK END
"Thanks, Sans." She spoke quietly to herself.
LINE BREAK
Everyone was in Oobleck's class as he zipped around the room spouting random facts. A piece of paper was thrown at Jaune's head by Cardin, which caused him to jolt up with his hand raised.
"AH! Mr. Arc is contributing to the class! What is the answer my boy?!" Oobleck asked him.
"Uh…the answer is…" He looked behind the teacher to see Pyrrha trying to give him a hint. "…binoculars!" He exclaimed finally, prompting the girl to face palm herself.
"I'm sorry but that is incorrect!" Cardin began to laugh at Jaune's expense.
"Mr. Winchester! Do you have the answer?!" Oobleck called up to him. Cardin smirked as he leaned back in his chair.
"Well, I'd say it's a lot easier to train animals than it is to train people."
"You're not the most open minded of individuals are you?" Pyrrha asked him. He snarled at her.
"What, you got a problem?!" He challenged. She only calmly stared back at him.
"No, I have the answer." She turned back to Oobleck. "Night vision, most faunus are known for having nearly perfect sight in the dark."
"The general made the mistake of trying to ambush the faunus in their sleep and was outmatched and captured." Blake chimed in. "Perhaps if he paid attention in class he wouldn't be regarded as such a failure." Her last statement was a reference to Cardin. The boy caught on and attempted to stand.
"Take your seat, Cardin." Oobleck ordered him. The boy begrudgingly complied. Jaune began to silently snicker at him. "You and Mr. Arc can see me after class." Jaune's shoulders slumped.
Just then a classic "wah wah waaah" from a trombone sounded. Everyone turned to the culprit to find Sans sitting in the back with a grin on his face and trombone in hand.
Needless to say the class got a good laugh out of this
"Sorry, the moment was too perfect to pass up." He chuckled. Oobleck sighed as he sipped from his mug.
"Yes, the moment was rather perfect but you will be joining Mr. Arc and Mr. Winchester with me after class."
LINE BREAK
The students were on a field trip with Ms. Goodwitch to collect the sap from trees. Sans tuned her out as he looked around the forest. 'Yeah yeah, lady, I get it, collect tree sap.' He dismissed the rest of her lecture as unimportant.
Once she let them search he began to drift away from the group towards his own tree. Once he collected the sap he tasted some of it, nodded in approval and replaced the consumed sap. Once he finished he decided to go mingle.
He walked over to Team RWBY as they collected their sap and he called out to them.
"Yo," He waved.
"Hey Sans!" Ruby greeted with enthusiasm as her team worked. The rest of the team gave him their own varying forms of greeting.
"Just came to let you guys know that I'm taking a nap in that tree over there." He jabbed a thumb behind himself. "Can yah wake me up when it's time to go?" He asked.
"Uh, sure thing Sans." Ruby agreed.
LINE BREAK
Jaune had just defeated the Ursa, clueless of the minimal help from Pyrrha. She, Ruby, and Weiss watched from afar.
"What was that?" Weiss asked Pyrrha.
"Well, Ruby has her speed, you have your glyphs, and my semblance is polarity." She answered.
"Whoa, you can control poles." Ruby stated in awe.
"No, that's not what it means you dunce!" Weiss berated. "It means she can control magnetism."
"Oh, that's cool too."
"Yeah, it is." Sans spoke from the tree he was in, surprising them. He was currently sprawled on a branch.
"How long have you been there?!" Weiss exclaimed. Sans grinned.
"Since before you got here, remember that nap I took?" He asked, to which they nodded in realization. Sans then jumped off of the branch. "It was nice until all of the screaming happened. Woke me right up, that it did." He shrugged. "Ah well,"
"Sorry we woke you." Weiss replied sarcastically. Sans grinned.
"It's fine." Pyrrha began to leave, only to be stopped by Ruby.
"Wait, where are you going? We have to tell him what happened."
"We could, or we could keep this our little secret." Pyrrha stated with a small smile. Sans shrugged his shoulders and then stuffed his hands in his pockets
"Sounds good to me." He said, with everyone else agreeing. They all took that moment to leave the area before Jaune noticed.
A/N: Done! Ugh, this chapter seems like it was awful in my opinion. I promise that the next chapters will be better, don't worry. This chapter kinda came out a day late because I got distracted watching old kung fu movies all day, sorry.
[*] I wrote that as his reasoning because that's how I would feel in his situation. Sans has a really similar personality to me so that's sorta how I base his actions.
I can't really think of anything else important to address…well I guess that's it. Any questions, comments or concerns about the chapter just PM or review me about it. Don't be shy. I can take it.
Anyway, I guess that's it!
Buh-bye!