Okay, I'm gonna do a chapter four before my birthday. This is because after my birthday, there is a very high probability that I won't be updating too much. I'm getting new video games, and as such, must vege (?) out on them until they are beaten or I am bored. So I figured I would do one more chapter before I became a potato with opposable thumbs.

DISCLAMAR: I STILL DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT I REFER TO IN THIS FANFICTION. I HOPE I DON'T GET SUED. THAT WOULD SUCK.

Chapter four: The end of day one and some other stuff happens

"Sheesh, I really do have bad luck with women, don't I?" said Dante. He began walking towards his new apartment, hoping not to get involved in any more misadventures on the way. "I'll just watch some T.V and wait for Naruto to get home. Hopefully that lady doesn't freak out too much. I'll just pass it off as one of those genju…genji…illusions!" he decided, as he walked home. Arriving there, he turned on the T.V and ordered pizza. 'Alright, let's see if those damn demons will actually let me eat my damn pizza!' Meanwhile, back with Naruto…

"Ah!!!!!!" screamed the trio of friends as they ran from a seriously pissed off lady.

"You take that back, you little squirt! He really was a zombie!" yelled Anko, really pissed now that even kids were starting to make remarks about how crazy she was.

"Sorry lady! But there is no such thing as a zombie!" yelled Naruto, turning around to make sure the crazy purple pineapple heard him. Suddenly, she stopped running and started yelling at them instead.

"Troublesome woman…" mumbled Shikamaru.

"How do you explain the fact that some guy in red got stabbed in the chest and lived?!"

"Oh, that must be Dante then. Don't worry about him, he's a…" Naruto stopped for a moment. 'If I tell her he's half demon, then that probably won't help his reputation to much.' "He…has one of those special bloodline thingies! He can survive most mortal wounds like they were nothing but a scratch!" Anko slowly blinked, then again.

"Oh. Sorry about that, ya maggots. I guess I overreacted a little." Anko said, laughing as though she had just been playing a game with the ninja wannabes.

"I'll say, troublesome woman…"

"Anyway, I just remembered I have something important to do! If you tell anyone about this, you will wish you had never been born, understand?"

"Yes m'am!" was the resounding reply. Anko poofed away and the boys breathed a sigh of relief. Glad that it was over, and since it was getting fairly dark, the trio decided to part ways.

"See you tomorrow Naruto!"

"Yeah, see ya Choji!"

"Nice meeting you, Naruto."

"Same here, Shikamaru!" And with that, Naruto was left to walk to his new apartment, where Dante was already waiting.

"Hey, Shrimp! How was your day?"

"Fine, ya jackass. I met these two cool guys named Choji and Shikamaru, and got in a fight with the most popular kid in school. Kicked his ass, too. Then we hung out some more and got chased by some crazy lady. I really like this place! It's really interesting and there's lots to do! By the way, what did you do without me to brighten up your day?"

"I wandered around the village, almost got attacked by a freak in green spandex, and climbed up that mountain with the faces on them. Then I went to this amazing ramen stand! It was the most delicious thing since pizza! Then I bumped into some crazy lady, and she stabbed me in the chest. Then I…"

"Oh, did she have purple, pineapple hair?"

"Yeah, that's her! Why do ya ask, Shorty?"

"She was the one that chased us today for laughing at her when she said the zombies were gonna eat her. I told her you had one of those special blood thingies!"

"…Special…blood…thingies…?" The conversation went on like this for a while, until the two demon slayers decided that they needed sleep.

Somewhere far off from the village…

Some dude was having a beer and some steak. (Ha! Fooled ya, didn't I?)

Back in Konoha…the next morning…and stuff…

"Dante, I have decided that you are going to take the jonin exams."

"WHA!?" yelled Dante, falling off the couch he had fallen asleep on. "Sheesh, old man, don't sneak up on me like that!"

"Naruto left for the academy a while ago, and he told me you had nothing to do. Becoming a jonin will give you something to do."

"…Sign me up!"

Alright, I tried. Chapter 4 is ova!