Alright, two days after my birthday I'm updating. Skippy…

DISCLAIMER YO: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR DMC!

Chapter 5: Class time, Yo!

"You think they don't like me?" Naruto quietly asked his friends, Shikamaru and Choji. All of the girls in the classroom were glaring intently at Naruto, all of them hoping one of them would suddenly gain the powers of heat vision and melt the poor blonde.

"Quiet or you'll make this more troublesome than it already is!" replied Shikamaru. Thankfully, this is exactly when Iruka decided to show up.

"Hello, class!" he said as he entered the classroom.

"Hello Iruka-sensei!" replied the class.

"Today, we are going outside first thing to display the proper technique for the throwing and handling of a kunai. Sorry about yesterday, but SOMEBODY," he yelled, glaring at Sasuke, "felt the need to brake the rules and challenge another STUDENT," he yelled again, this time glaring at Naruto, "who flipped out so we had to end early! Anyway… Let's head outside, class." The students slowly filed out of the classroom, the girls still glaring at Naruto, and some of them now glaring at Iruka for insinuating Sasuke had anything to do with the fight. Once everybody was outside, Naruto remembered something important to do with the lesson.

"Um…Teach?"

"Yes, Naruto, what is it?" Naruto scratched the back of his head, looking nervous.

"Um…I don't have any kune…kunay…"

"Kunai?"

"Yeah, I don't have any of those. Sorry, it completely slipped my mind to buy any yesterday."

"Don't worry about it. I can lend you some to practice with."

"Um…Yeah, about that…"

"You weren't listening to a thing I said yesterday, were you?" Again, Naruto scratched his head nervously.

"Uh…No. Sorry, Teach, but I'm still getting used to this village and stuff."

"It's alright Naruto…" Iruka started, but then finally noticed two strange metal objects on Naruto's coat. "Naruto, what are those?"

"What? Oh, these? These are my guns, Kyo and Iori! (Raise your hand if you know where the names come from) I guess these are like the ninja's equivalent to shuri…shuree…"

"Shuriken?"

"Yeah, those! They use tiny iron pods called bullets! Guns are really popular with non-ninjas and stuff! You just pull the trigger here and the bullets come flying out really fast."

"Show me." Naruto whipped out his duel pistols and aimed at one of the straw targets. He quickly fired two rounds which penetrated the entire target.

"Naruto…I think it's okay if you use those instead of kunai or shuriken, but where did you get those things?"

"Dante made them and gave them to me. If there is a blacksmith somewhere in the village, he could probably teach them how to make guns." Iruka logged that little tid-bit for later.

"Naruto, about how fast would you say you could fire those things?"

"I think about fifteen, maybe twenty, per second, why?" Iruka was shocked. 'These 'gun' things could wipe out a squad of ninja in a second if wielded by someone who knows how to use them. I should inform the Hokage'

"Thank you, Naruto. Don't worry about having to use kunai or shuriken. You can just keep using those guns, but do you think you can do me a favor?"

"Sure Teach, what do you want?"

"I want you to ask your brother to make guns."

"Sure Teach, he'll do it. He loves making them, so I'm sure he won't mind."

"Thanks Naruto." With that, Iruka turned to the other students to evaluate their technique. Shikamaru and Choji walked over after being given their grades.

"Those things are so cool, Naruto! Man, you are just full of surprises!" exclaimed Choji.

"Yeah, those things look so much less troublesome than kunai or shuriken."

"I could ask Dante to make some for you guys. But he'd probably want to make sure you know how to use them…"

"Well then, why don't you let us give it a try?"

"I don't see the harm in it. Just don't point them at anybody. And prepare for some kick back, it's a bitch if you're not ready for it." explained Naruto, handing each of them one of his guns. Shikamaru took aim and fired into the direct center of the target.

"Alright! Nice shot, Shikamaru!" Choji then fired at the target, missing the center, but coming very close.

"I think I'm liking these gun things! Would your brother really mind making guns for us?"

"Not at all. Hey, bet you I could the top of the pole with one of those!"

"Go for it!" Choji and Shikamaru handed the guns back to Naruto, who took aim and immediately shot off the top of the pole in the middle of the training grounds. The bullet sailed off into the distance.

"Good job class!" Iruka yelled, getting the attention of the entire class. "You obviously took my teachings to heart. As a special treat, I'm giving you the day off!" 'Which will give me time to report to the Hokage, and hopefully pick up some ramen!' The kids whooped at the free day off they were given, and began to leave after picking up their stuff.

Meanwhile, with Dante….

"…And sign here, and then you'll be all set up to take the exams!" said the secretary behind the counter. Dante was signing his application for the jonin exams.

"Thanks, Beautiful!" He finished signing the last of the papers, and handed them to the now blushing secretary. Suddenly, something hit him in the back of the head and he fell down, bleeding from the hole in the back of his head. The secretary screamed in horror as the man in red fell down.

"Ow……Christ and crackers, what is up with the injuries lately?!" Dante yelled, standing up. "Don't worry, Babe, it takes more than that to kill me!" The secretary looked at the now uninjured form of Dante.

'What in the world? What is with this guy?!' thought the secretary. Dante just smiled, thinking about what he could do with the rest of his day.

Chapter 5 ova!