Fanfic style: Gomu Gomu no…Chapter Seven no Jutsu!
Cody Doesn't own DMC or Naruto.
Chapter Seven: And then there was much rejoicing
A peaceful, duty free day in Konoha was just what the Hokage needed. After weeks and weeks of having to do mountain after mountain of paperwork, he had finally succeeded in completing all of it. It was the weekend, giving the poor overworked old man a much needed reprieve. The ninja leader decided to catch up on his…reading, if you can call it that. That is, until a group of explosions rocked Konoha. The Hokage, along with many ANBU and jonin, rushed to the area of the explosions, only to find Choji, Naruto, Shikamaru and Dante.
"I think Choji enjoys his new toy a little too much, eh Shikamaru?" Naruto said.
"Choji, calm down. You're being troublesome." An evil and very maniacal look came upon his large friend's face as he began mumbling to himself.
"Nobody will ever call me fat ever again…heheheheh……" The Hokage decided he had been quiet long enough.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!" Many in the area cringed, as they knew that those that messed with the Hokage's little free time met severe consequences.
"Oh, hey old man. I was just giving these two," Dante said, pointing to Shikamaru and Choji, "Their guns. I promised I would personally make them a gun. Speaking of guns," Dante started, grabbing a large carrying case and throwing it towards Shikamaru, "This is yours, Pineapple head." Shikamaru opened the case and found a very large gun with an oversized barrel.
"You still didn't answer my question, you jackass." The Hokage was about to blow his top. 'If this situation doesn't resolve itself in the next two minutes, someone's getting an ass whoopin'.'
"I didn't? Oh, well I figured a grenade launcher was a good choice for a big, strong guy like Choji. Shikamaru, your gun is made to pierce any kind of armor, even that ninja energy stuff."
"Chakra, Dante."
"Oh, so you're a ninja expert now, huh Naruto?"
"ENOUGH!!!" All eyes immediately shifted to the pissed off old man. "I don't care anymore. Just don't make too much noise, don't hurt anybody and maybe, MAYBE, I'll forgive you for taking away from my precious free time." With that, the seething Hokage left four, who were now scared out of their wits.
"Man, what crawled up his ass and died?" said Dante, trying to relieve the tension. Annoyed glances were all that Dante could find among his brother and his friends.
"So, explain to me how exactly I fire this thing." Dante explained to Shikamaru that his gun was meant as a long range, armor penetrating sniper rifle.
"Sniper rifle, huh? So, I hold it like this, pull the trigger and…" A loud shot was heard, as the bullet rocketed off into the distance. "Cool. What's it called?" asked the lazy ninja.
"Well, I would've called it Spiral. Of course, it's not my gun, so…"
"Spiral it is then. Coming up with a name is too troublesome."
…in Suna, one thousand miles away…
"Oh yeah, a little to the left…now move the towel…yes!" the legendary pervert, Jiraiya, murmured to himself as he immersed himself in his favorite activity. The peeping tom had convinced himself that he was not going to get caught today. Luck had been with him most of the day, until now, that is. Just as we was about to call it a day, quitting while he was ahead, a bullet destroyed the branch he was on, alerting many to his presence, namely the women he was peeping on. After his beating, he was left to wonder, 'What the hell was that?'
Back in Konoha (Batman swirly screen music)
The young ninjas had practiced with their guns for the rest of the day, and decided to get to sleep early that night so they could have more time during the day tomorrow to do things…
(Cue the generic time skip sequence!)
The next few months passed without incident. Training, school, eating, training, Sasuke being emo, school, Lee and Gai being weird, eating…everything was normal. Naruto had actually become a competent ninja, even with the demon inside him messing with his chakra control. The Hokage had helped Naruto with his chakra control and had found out about Naruto's huge chakra capacity, allowing Naruto to learn many high powered jutsus. We join all of the young ninja hopefuls on the day of the academy's genin exams.
"Alright, I'll cut right to the chase students! Today, you will be judged on your ability to perform your ninja duties! Pass, and you become a genin. Fail, and you have to repeat the academy until you are deemed worthy of becoming a genin! Alright, who's first…ah! Akimichi Choji!" Announced Iruka as he entered the classroom. Choji got up and walked towards the door to the classroom.
"Good luck, Choji!"
"Yeah, good luck, buddy." Choji smiled, nodded his head towards his friends and left towards the testing room. Choji came back a few minutes later with a shiny, new headband. His friends whooped, and then they interrogated Choji for the test details, which he wouldn't tell.
"Then it wouldn't be much of an exam, would it." Choji only received two annoyed glances. Name after name was called, and then,
"Nara Shikamaru?" The lazy ninja walked to the door, and was about to leave when he turned around.
"Just in case I fail, and this is the last time I see the rest of you, I'll say what I've wanted to say for a long time…" The class waited with a surprising anticipation at the lazy boy's words. "Well…#$! YOU, YOU FREAKIN' FANGIRLS!!!!!" (I make characters so OC…sorry about that.) With that, Shikamaru left to the test room, leaving the class too shocked to do anything put stare at the door where the boy had just left the classroom. Naruto finally broke the long, awkward silence.
"Wow, it looks like Shikamaru finally snapped…" said Naruto.
"Nah, he'll be back to normal when he comes back." Commented Choji. Shikamaru returned with a headband around his arm.
"You've been waiting for a long time to do that, huh Shikamaru?" asked the pudgy green ninja.
"Yes, Choji, I have. It felt good. Very good." Shikamaru said, a very relieved and happy smile adorning his face. About fifteen minutes later,
"Uzumaki Naruto?" Naruto stood up, with his trademark fox grin.
"Looks like I'm up! I'll pass for sure!"
BOOM! End chapter. Review please. Kthnxbai.