Total Pokémon Drama Island
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon, Total Drama
Italics mean thoughts
Chapter Five
"Hello and welcome back to Total Pokémon Drama Island. Last time the contestants dodged balls while some were knocked out of the competition, those being Ted and Aldon. Alliances were made new relationships formed and an evolution courtesy of Sabrina. Find out what happens now on Total Pokémon Drama Island." Mew yelled out to no one in particular.
Jack, Clem and Larry were sitting in Jacks room. It had been decorated with blue wallpaper and bed sheets with posters of Ariados Grande and Pictures of a Sylveon, 2 Glaceons and a There was also a picture of him as an Eevee standing in front of the Sylveon and Exploud and another of 3 glaceons. Larry sat on the soft bed depressed. "Oh cheer up little guy, it's not like Ted's gone forever, plus you'll probably see him again," said Jack trying to cheer the mudfish up. "Are you implying that he will get eliminated soon?" Clem asked icily, "What the- no it's just something you say to cheer someone up" Jack defended himself. What to do, what to do? Ahah I've got it the icy eeveeloutin thought; "Hey Larry Knock Knock" "Who's there" was the sad reply. "Interrupting Cow" "Interrupting Cow w-" "MOOOOOOOOOO" Jack 'interrupted' Larry went crazy at that and Clem cracked a smile. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA" And the jokes continued as Jack started to do some silly dances and the two pokemon laughed with him.
Venus was busy decorating his room with Aura, Frost and Nat's helps, for the first time ever, Aura was not glaring at Nat. The 3 pokemon were painting the room purple while Venus was painting the Hogwarts symbol on the already painted walls. "So Venus anybody you have your eye on?" the alolan Ninetales asked innocently yet mischief was present in her eyes. The Espeon, shocked fell down in paint while the ghost and fox-witch laughed. "EEEEK, NEED SHOWER NOW" the cat-fox yelled, rushing to his shower while the other three giggled and continued painting.
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Confessional: Aura
Ok that was kind of mean, but he should already admit that he likes Mars. He's not fooling me, Frost and even (shudders) Natalie.
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Confessional: Venus
(Brushing his fur/hair) I DO NOT LIKE GETTING DIRTY OK! (says it very slowly).
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Matt was hanging around in the bar, drinking a soda while Razor and Grace shared a Vanilla Milkshake. He sighed looking at them. Wish I had that he thought to himself before walking past the two. Looking down at his hand, he noticed he was holding Graces ring, Grace's diamond ring. Grace's Diamond Engagement ring that read you are my life you are mine.Matt was starting to freak and ran for it taking the ring with him as he wanted to make sure that he wouldn't break their relationship. Grace, after she had stopped kissing looked down at her hand and screamed "AHAHAHAHA MY RING!" "Hey babe calm down, we'll find it, right now promise." Razor consoled the bunny as he tried to calm her down.
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Confessional: Grace
That ring was given to me when my mate, Luke a lucario, but then he died in (shivers while wiping tears) the incident and I've been wearing it until I find true love.
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Venus, after a vigorous scrubbing, walked out only to find the room painted while the painters were gone. Sighing he started to dry and decorate with his psychic powers.
Michael was flying around and observing Tanya who was stalking Jason. "Interesting" he mumbled to himself before flying away, he wanted to beat them for some reason. Looking at another girl heartbroken and confused satisfied him, little did he know, another camper thought the same thing but with different contestants.
Jayden was in the sick room since Jayda was sick. They had agreed that Jayden was pose as her and make his own team lose so that flawless could leave. "And also-achoo- remember to make my daily sacrifice and make sure that it is NOT a-a…a...achoo, a competitor, don't want any lawsuits and also remember, your team should lose." Jayda listed off.
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Confessional: Jayden
(Mocks Jayda) do this do that. I want this I want that. (stops mocking Jayda) little does that girl know that she'll be the one losing, and also, props to making Grace cry, it feels good to see people in pain. (Takes out red make-up and contact lenses and applies them)
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Verity, Juliet and Raiden where in a clearing waiting for Belle when suddenly a Meganium walked out of the bushes, Juliet and Raiden were both staring at her while Verity scowled. "Hey guys it's just me Belle, I just evolved." The Flower Dinosaur snapped the two out of their trance "Anyways, since you were so late, we decided on what to do next. We will try our hardest to win and if we lose we think Lowell should leave, he does NOT do anything." Raiden told the newly evolved pokemon. "Did you come up with that all by yourself, you are so smart!" Belle replied, fake happiness in her voice. "Anyways, I think we should plan ahead, maybe think of people who don't contribute like Lowell, Munch or Larry, I don't want to target anyone but…." Raiden trailed off, "It's ok Raiden, I understand but we got to do whats best for the team." Verity consoled him as Juliet was thinking. "Hey maybe we should also observe the other team, I mean the merge is bound to happen." "That's a great idea Juliet, Raiden you could hang with the Mewtwos while I watch the Mews." Verity ordered, Juliet you keep an eye on both and use your psychic powers to the fullest while Belle, you should form friendships on the Mewtwos with Raiden." After this both Verity and Juliet went towards the Mewtwos while Raiden stayed put a little upset while Belle continued forward.
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Confessional: Raiden
I didn't think my idea would lead to this but I mean it's not wrong and Verity seems to be all nice but she hides her real self I guess with the others. I mean, I like a girl whos smart, nice and can take charge her being the most beautiful girl ever is just a plus (he sighs dreamily) but she probably doesn't like me so…
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Mars and Aura were walking on the beach, Frost had left a little while ago and the two were walking towards the Mansion to go and help Venus out with his room. Aura had felt bad that she left her friend and decided to bring back Mars to help. When they entered the Mansion's room corridor they heard laughs coming from Jacks room and entered only to see Clem, Larry and Nat (who had come here after leaving) laugh their asses off. Suddenly they heard a voice that sounded like Victini, "Guys, I want to torture the campers already, ARCEUS!" Then they heard Mew "Victini I get it and I also get that I have almost no personality but I'm not whining so you shouldn't too." They then heard Mewtwo "And I'm just like all the other chefs, mean so you could say none of us have personality so shut it assholes" The two quadruple pokemon walked in and saw it was jack as they too were laughing hard. "Jack you ha-ha should have ha-ha told us you were so funny ha-ha" Mars Laughed while Jack blushed bashfully. Aura was also laughing, having fallen down on her side she couldn't help but laugh thus much, she normally didn't.
In his room, Venus could hear everyone laughing and sighed.
Lowell and Munch were in the Kitchen pigging out with Flawless as the 3 ate in silence not saying anything. Munch stopped eating and just left but the other two did nothing. He started walking away from the kitchen when he bumped into 'Jayda' who for no reason started attacking him viciously going as far as to sending him flying towards Elsa who was meditating in her clearing, she looked up shocked as the swinub hit her. The pig thing got up and dusted himself before complaining and apologizing. "I am so sorry Ms. Elsa but it was Jayda, first she attacked them then she flung me away because I flung into her!" "That girl is quite….abnormal…. I saw her killing a pidgey for Giratina" The peaceful medicham told Munch the started talking and actually got along, both of them were pacifists who came from clans that shunned them because of this and while one loved exercise and the other loved food the two became fast friends.
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Confessional: Munch
Elsa is so nice and cool, maybe I can make some new healthy dish that she would love. Its nice to do stuff for friends.
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Confessional: Elsa
Munch is a nice young man, he too does not believe in violence, which is nice to say, and maybe he and me could work out and meditate sometimes. It would be nice to share my thoughts with someone other than my clan mates who do not appreciate it.
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Lorelei was relaxing, having frozen Vivian with an Ice beam, she was thinking of what to do about the faggot and decided to humiliate him but how when suddenly an idea struck her. She cracked Vivian with a rock and slithered away, the bug still fainted.
Tanya had left the couple alone after firing an air cutter which caused multiple trees to crash on Lola who only barely survived while the two couples panted. "Hey Lola," Jason called, "Wanna make an alliance." Shocked, Lola agreed, "Sure thing sweetie now CAN YOU GET THIS FUCKING TREE OFF OF ME!" the houndoom gulped before helping his girlfriend.
Frost was floating by when she heard a beautiful voice singing, she floated towards the sound and saw who it was, Michael. "When I See my face, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cause I'm amazing just the way I am" He sang. "You have a nice voice Mr. Narcissist," he heard causing him to fly up. He turned his gaze towards the voice and saw Frost smiling, her white skin a faint red. "Well it seems like someone likes narcissists with good voices" he smirked. "What th-no I do not like you!" She exclaimed before turning around, but not before noticing the pink on the crobats cheeks. She started floating away when she heard his voice again, "Don't tell a soul about this. Otherwise your dead." However, she ignored and left him alone.
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Confessional: Michael
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (cries in frustration) what is wrong with me; She just-AHHHHHHHHH (bangs his head against wall)
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Confessional: Frost
Does he like, like me? I would mind if he did but does he?
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"Campers meet us at the mess hall, ASAP ok, your next challenge will be beginning shortly" Mew announced.
One by one, each camper entered the mess hall, Venus being the last one; his forelegs were shining a little. It was as if he had put make up on it. "Ok first thing first, Jayden is sick so he will not be competing for the challenge, giving him immunity so we will need one person from the other teams to sit out" Victini told them. "So tell me, who is gonna sit out." "Are you not going to tell us the challenge first?" Mars inquired. "No" was the response. Immediatley the teams started discussing who would sit out.
"Ok so it might be physical so Venus and Michael which one of you is going to sit out?" Aura asked. Michael looked offended while Venus quickly raised his hand, this caused Michael too scowl at the younger cat-fox. "Ok its decided, Mew Venus will sit out from our team." Aura told the pink host. "Who died and put you in charge ice fox" Michael said dryly. "I did, now shut up or you will regret it got it bat brain" She replied cooly yet calmly. "Umm hello, I am a bat. Next time think of the come-back before answering got it." Michael snickered. "Ya'll should stop fighting and get to the challenge since the other team already chose the swinub over there." Nat told the arguing couple. The two glared at her but she was right so the team walked over to the hosts. "Ok Munch and Venus are sitting out. Now we will explain. The challenge has five rounds, each round will be harder than the rest ok. The challenge itself is a eating competition and we will be telling you the ingredients after you eat the dish, to opt out you must eather vomit or just tell us that you quit. If you think your team should forfeit also tell us that. The last one standing will win for his or her team. Also 4 players will be leaving tonight, two from each team. Ok now sit down on the benches." Mew explained. The teams did as told but the Victinis looked disappointed at letting Munch sit out.
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Confessional: Venus
It sure is a good thing I sat out. I have a weak stomach.
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The teams were waiting as Venus and Munch sat on the side when Mewtwo brought in the first course, hidden by a cloche he put down one infront of each competitor. Using his psychic powers he was about to lift the cloche when 'Jayda' spoke up, "I'm out, don't feel like doing the challenge." 'Her' team looked at her with shock, some like Juliet and Verity glared while others like Raiden were extremely shocked. "Ok we have our first dropee" Mew said as 'Jayda' stepped away. Mewtwo the lifted the cloche to reveal cheese and crackers with a red dipping sauce. The campers looked at each other in confusion, all were thinking that it would have been something easy. Each competitor ate the snack quickly, soon only the empty plates could be seen. Almost instantly everyone gagged but nobody vomited yet. "So you all ate it, not surprising but let's see if you can handle the ingredients. The crackers were made out of dirt, flour, Lillipup drool and old pidove eggs. The cheese was made in the old abandoned Stantler factory and was sitting in the sun for 3 years, made from mouldy stantler milk, old pecha berries and yellow spray-paint, the dip was just blood." Mew told the teams and immediately Flawless vomited, seeing this Lorelei vomited but she did it on her tail. "OK Flawless and Lorelei are out." Victini cried out as Lorelei looked disgusted while Flawless said, "Well I hope all of you enjoy eating your crappy food, I am going to enjoy watching some of you fail." Everyone glared while Nips tripped him as he passed by causing the pink monster to fall on his face and flail around as he tried to get up but failed. Meanwhile Mewtwo brought in the next course, setting one plate in front of everyone, he lifted the cover only to show a platter of sausages. Noticing what they were, Aura and Michael both opted out, there team stared at them confused. Jayden also noticed what the food was as did Venus. Jayden smiled to himself, knowing what pain the Pokémon would face.
The remaining contestants easily ate their food, some with caution. As the food finished most of the girls had enjoyed it but the boys felt a little wrong. "Hmm so two of you leave before eating, you all finish and no one vomits or gags, well let's do something about that. These sausages were made out of the TESTICLES of a Tauros, Stoutland and LUXRAY. How does that make you feel Mars?" Mew asked cruelly, Mars was twitching and suddenly he hurled, a lot as he ran out of the mess hall in hope for a bathroom, Razor also hurled along with Jason, Belle and Rush. "So Razor, Belle, Jason and Rush are also out. Bring the next course Mewtwo." Victini yelled while laughing a little as Mew just laughed and Laughed. Mewtow brough the third course in, this one was not covered in a cloche as he revealed a soup, that was neon green, "I'm not eating that" Juliet exclaimed, "I could die since I'm half fairy" "So is Clem" Elsa argued, knowing what it was. "But she's half steal type so…." She reasoned while Elsa sighed and nodded as the rest started drinking the soup, immediately Larry, Verity, Lucy, Sabrina, Jack, Nat and Matt all vomited. "Well you're all out as the following pokemon left while the rest slowly drank when Lola also vomited right after finishing as Mew told her she was out. "So round 4 reveals the toughest of the tough. Clem, Raiden, Grace, Tanya, Frost, Nips. Lowell and Elsa remain let's see who can stand two hear the ingredients" said Mew, "The soup was made of nuclear waste, a sludge bomb from a Garbadour, Weezing and Muk and an old boot" immediately Elsa, Vivian and Tanya vomited while Frost and Grace held their stomachs and mouths. "Hey hope you guys are all feeling well, I don't really feel the taste so just wanted to check on you guys?" Raiden asked nicely as Verity stared at him dreamily before vomiting again. Hearing this, Jayden got a plan, he would use his hidden power. "Ok so in the 4th round if you do not finish your food in the next 5 minutes you are disqualified ok?" Mew told the campers as they nodded while Mewtwo brought the 4th course as soon as he put the plates down 'Jayda' immediately attacked Raiden, "Hidden Power Ice" 'she' shouted as Raiden froze his team stared at 'her' in shock but 'she' laughed. Mewtwo took the cloche of the plate and revealed a steak, vegetables, a yellow liquid sauce and mashed potatoes. The teams started eating except Raiden as the rest ate quickly, Nips finished first and almost gagged as did Frost as she finished next, Lowell almost finished before 'Jayda' froze him leaving his and Raiden's plate unfinished. "And time is up, Victini's you gus lost again, and coming in 3rd place you have earned the Loser Cabin again. Also lets tell you the ingredients, The steak itself was moldy Pignite meat that is 19 years old and was kept wrapped in a pair of human unwashed socks in the trunk of his car" Venus vomited. " The vegetables were plastic dipped in chemical colouring while the mashed potatoes was just mashed up Milotic Scales" Venus vomited again along with Verity who had been melting Raiden with scald. "And the sauce was straight up Milktank Piss, Machamp's armpit and pubic sweat and mayo" Mew finished as Venus just kept on three remaining contestants were also turning green when suddenly Frost started vomiting "And Frost is out, Mewtwo bring in the desert" Mew demanded as Mewtwo brought out two bowls of 'chocolate' ice cream. "Ok for this I will tell you what it is. It's just shit" Mew told them as she and 'Jayda' started laughing everyone glared at 'Jayda' Nips and Grace stared at each other, well Nips stared at Grace, the bunny was just staring at her with sadness, meanwhile Matt gulped. Nips took a tentative bite and immediately vomited and so did Venus. "And once again the Mew's win, by the help of Grace proving girls have a stronger stomach. I mean we have to, especially since you know monthly problems" Mew said as most of the guys except Venus and Michael cringed. "We have arranged for all of you to receive stomach pumps, so all of you please move towards the infirmary" Victini told them. As soon as he did almost everyone except Jayden rushed to the infirmary. Jayda walked out of the infirmary all better and walked towards the bonfire where Jayden was to meet with her, as she sat down he came up and told her what happened excluding 'her' behavior and issues she created. He told her about how 4 pokemon were leaving and they both agreed to vote off Lowell and Munch.
An hour later both the Mewtwos and Victinis sat infront of Mew. "Ok since you all ate and everything, I decided on no Marshmellow so if I call your name you are safe. Now go and vote." The campers walked towards the confessional.
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Confessional: Clem
I know who I'm voting for but who else I guess Lowell, since he doesn't do anything
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Confessional: Larry
Clem is voting for Jayda and Lowell so I guess I'll do the same.
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Confessional: Tanya
Bye-Bye Flawless and Lola
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Confessional: Michael
Oh they won't know what hit them, I know I'm not on their team but who says I can't screw with them. (grins evilly)
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Confessional: Sabrina
I know who I'm voting for, bye-bye Flawless and Bell
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Confessional: Jocelyn
I guess Flawless and Bell
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Confessional: Jayda
And done
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Confessional: Elsa
Sorry Lowell but you do nothing really and I do not care about Jayda, first she attacks Munch and now this
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"Ok I'll start with the Mewtwos, if I call your name, you are safe, First up Tanya"
"Jocelyn"
"Nips"
"Jayden"
"Lorelei"
"Next time I should be first" the snake said.
"Anyways, Sabrina and Lucy"
"Flawless, Bell, Lola and Jason you all received votes, now for one of you it unanimous, the other received one vote, that one was Lola you are safe."
"Now another one of you received 3 votes while the other got 7, the one with 3 was Bell, Flawless and Jason you are all out!" Mew exclaimned as everyone was shocked to hear Jason leave.
"But none of us voted for Jason, it should have been the bell or skank to leave" Tanya called out "Nopes well thems the break huh" Mew said while pushing Jason into the boat while Flawless threw a tantrum. "Ok you know what, I hate you all, Tanya you are just a bitch, Lola stop being a slut, Jayden, you are alright I guess and Nips you can suck my dick, Sabrina and Lorelei you guys are ok too and Jocelyn I LOVE YOU also Lucy you do nothing" he shouted before jumping into the boat.
"Ok then from the Victinis I'm going to make this quick, Jayda and Lowell you guys are out" Mew said as Lowell sighed and walked into the book while Jayda stayed put. "What the hell, how could I have been eliminated I did nothing right Jayden" she shouted "Oh please you froze both Lowell and Raiden, quit the challenge and beat Munch up and don't ask your brother he was sick" Juliet told the girl with disgust. "What the- Jayden what did you- Jayden" she looked directly at her brother with tears in her eyes while he looked away uncomfortably. "I understand" she said meekly while hopping into the boat.
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Confessional: Jason
So I'm supposed to share my thoughts and feelings. Anyways it's a bummer I was eliminated this early but whatever. Lola babe hope you win but I mean I regret not making friends with anyone. Ok bye
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Confessional: Flawless
I already told my feeling but I hope Jocelyn wins, I love her but I didn't even get much screen time even though I'm so awesome!
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Confessional: Lowell
Meh who cares, didn't think I would make it far, hope Munch wins I guess
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Confessional: Jayda
(is crying violently) I hope Jayden doesn't (sob) win.
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Jayden was at the dock with his team, he felt guilty and sad but he wasn't supposed to, she shouldn't have pushed him around but still- "Ok we need to find out how Jason left, someone changed the votes but who?" Tanya commanded while Lola nodded. In the shadows a pokemon lurked, silently laughing.
A/N: How was it? Yes I know Flawless left but I only accepted him for a challenge but I didn't know what to do with him but hey you haven't seen the last of him. You'll see what I mean later. Ok I will be having exams for two weeks so don't expect any updates till Halloween. Also I have been sick since October but it's almost gone so only my wheezing and coughing is left (yay). Leave some criticism but no flames ok. I am sensitive.
Fun Fact Flawless: He was going to be the runner-up along with Jayda but meh.
Fun Fact: Jason
He went to Juvie for knocking out 5 guys two of which were cops because the three tried to mug him and he thought the cops were also going to mug him'
Fun fact: Jayda
She was gonna win but I have plans so meh
Fun Fact: Lowell
Nothing, he was just cannon fodder and a stereotypical Munchlax who ate a lot and was going to make it far but who cares
Jayda: Leave a review to get rid of Jayden or to help me please (starts sobbing so much you should review out of pity)