How Bella Hides from some Humans, Wolves,and Vamps

by Pyro-Destroyer9977

When Bella is extremely against a certain thing, where does she hide? Is it a good place, or something like disguising herself as a tree? Find out here

1. Alice when wanting to shop

Disclaimer: These things aren't fun. Why do them anyway?

How Bella hides from some people/wolves/vamps

Chapter 1: Alice when she wants to go shopping

Pre BD

BPOV

"BELLA!" I heard Alice yell. Crap. Maybe if I hide in a cupboard. "YOU ARE NOT GONNA HIDE FROM ME IN A CUPBOARD!" How did she kn- oh right. Think, Bella, think. GET OUT OF MY HEAD SHIRTLESS JACOB! Wait, Jacob!

APOV

Where is she? I can't see her either way. At the end of the day, though, she will go shopping with me!

BPOV

"EDWARD!" I yelled to Edward. "Drive me to La Push please."

"No," he said.

"Pwease?" I said putting on puppy eyes.

EPOV

Must. Resist. Puppy eye Bella. "Fine," I said. Not resisting well!

"YAY!" She yelled and hugged me. I opened the passenger side for her on my Volvo and shut the door when she got in. She basically jumped out of the car once we got to the treaty line. Alice started running over here right after she went to the mutt's house.

"Why, Edward? Why?!?!" Alice said to me.

"Two words: Puppy eyes."

"One of the best weapons in a woman's arsenal. The best would be-"

"I don't want to hear it!"

BPOV

I knocked on the door of Jacob's house. He answered with a smile and a bone crushing hug. "Can't… breath," I said to Jake.

"Sorry," he said. "What brings you here."

"Three guesses," I told him.

"You broke up with the bloodsucker?!" That produced a huge grin.

"Wrong!"

"You wanted to see me?"

"Getting closer."

"The pixie try to take you shopping?"

"We have a winner!"

"Do I get a kiss as a prize?"

"What do you think?"

"I think that if I force kiss you again, you will raise your foot into the place that human, werewolf, and vampire males can be put into immense pain."

"Actually, I was going to call Charlie and Billy, but that works too!" I replied with a smirk.

"Okay. Hey, you want to see what's happening at the treaty line?"

"How?"

"New telescope."

"Ahh." We went over to his telescope. It was shiny, like Edward in the sun. Ahh, Edward. Snap out of it Bella! I peered through the telescope at the treaty line and saw Edward keeping a thrashing Alice in a full nelson. "Can I stay for dinner?" I asked.

"Sure," Jacob said," I'll call Charlie." Hopefully Edward will take Alice home. Or at least to Jasper.

And that's all for the first chapter. Next chapter: Mike. BTW, different chapters will take place in different time periods sometimes.