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How Bella Hides from Mike:
BPOV
I was walking to my truck when I saw Mike standing right near it. It seemed like he didn't notice me yet. I was hoping for a miracle. Alice appeared behind me, scaring the crap out of me.
"Come here!" she whisper-yelled. She dragged me to behind the school and started painting my face. She then put a headband with twigs on it onto me. "Here are some sticks, hold them high while walking to your truck."
"That will never work! Mike's not that much of a id- hand me the sticks." I said.
"Just walk past him and he'll never know."Alice informed me.
"Seriously?"
"What can I see?"
"The future," I sighed.
"Good, now you owe me a shopping trip."
"Aww."
"What can I see?"
"FINE!"
"Good Bella."
I started walking with the sticks held high. People were staring, but if it fools Mike, I'm okay with it. He was leaning against the passenger side as I went into the driver's side. Mike looked in, but turned around and said, "Oh, just a tree." I started the car and started to back up. Mike then fell. I'm sure Edward will find this funny.
I drove over to the Cullen's house and knocked on the door. Edward answered and put me into a hug.
"Bella, love, why is there brown and green paint on your face?"
"I WAS PROTECTING HER FROM MIKE!" Alice yelled from upstairs.
"Okay then." Edward said. "As long as Mike doesn't hit on you, I'm okay with that. Or Tyler. Or anyone else on this Earth."
"You're being overprotective again," I said.
"Really? I hadn't noticed," he said with a crooked smile.
It's short because Mike doesn't have to have complicated ways to hide from him. Review please