Next day they were free to go. Iruka toke an overly mother spaz at Naruto for not telling him that he was staying the night. I swear Iruka is a girl trapped in a boys body..or hes secretly a tranny. Anyways they showed up to school. Actually on time.

They walked around school grounds holding hands. Everyone gasped and stared. Miss billboard was crying for a while. " INO! How could he choose that little loser!! Its not fair!!" She wined over and over till Ino had enough of this and pushed her into a trash can. By "accident"

As soon as Shika saw them he was walking in circles going " oh shit oh shit oh shit" over and over. Then kiba thought itd be funny to trip him. " KIBA YOUR LITTLE ASS GET BACK HERE!!" Kibas laughter could be heard all over as he ran for his life.

Luckily shika tripped over a bench. Which made Kiba laugh more. Chaos has struck this poor school. Now all we need to do is set off sparklers and burn it down. Nothing calmed down. Even when the bell rang. Everyone kept rushing to places.

The main gossip was Sasuke and Narutos relationship. Wondering who was the girl. Whoever was, was going to be put into a dress. Whether they like it or not. Since im lazy lets skip all the way too lunch. All the girls were standing around the table where kiba, naruto, and sasuke sat.

" There dating!!"

"omg no way"

"Sasuke i love you!!"

The rants went on and on. Then they turned to impaling naruto, or making him change schools. Never piss off the fangirls. Seriously. We now have guns, and yaoi paddles. Trust me. Fear us.

" Soo..Whos the girl? Cmon guys spill." Kiba was staring at the new couple. Looking like he was going to pounce. "Tch...whats with everyone in wanting to know.." Sasuke looked away from kiba. Annoyed extremely. " Dont mind him. He's the girl though."

Naruto put an arm around him smirking. Boy was he mad. Sasuke glared at him and toke a major spaz. Mr Spaztastic Uchiha. " WHO SAID I WAS THE GIRL YOU DINGBAT!!" Kiba bursted out laughing. Then saw shika. Soo he ran out of there and headed for the one place he wouldnt go. The Gym.

"All i know is you look more like a girl.." He smiled innocently. " I mean i know youve always made the first move but i didnt think i liked you and all. Now i do so im going to make the first move." He kissed Sasuke swiftly and made the raven calm..before his uber bitchy spaz.

Everyone gasped then awwed. Yaoi fans toke picture after picture. They need a bodyguard. They tried to use kiba as one but the girls swatted at him with yaoi paddles. Then it turned into a major mess of making Kiba kiss Shino.

That explains why Shino wears his coat like that. No more kisses from kiba. Anyways..back to the main track of the story instead of my overly weird fantasys andd comments. Like this.

Soon word was around the school that they were infact dating and Sasuke was the girl. Yes it shocked the small world of high school.

Rest of the day was like your school day. Boring classes. Outside the weather was getting very stormy. 2nd last period it started thundering and lighting. Guess what.. The power went out. The teacher went to go ask the office what to do now cause he didnt know.

So Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shino and Sakura sat in the back goofing around. "AAHHH!! I hate lightning!!" the pink headed insane child screamed. She clinged to Sasuke's arm hoping for comfort but got pushed off by him.

"Sooo...Im bored now what?" Naruto leaned against the wall staring at everyone looking for the answer to his very simple question. " Dont know.." Sasuke stood up and was about to walk over to his desk when Naruto grabbed him by the waist and pulled him into his lap.

"Mine."

"Omggg Sasuke how can you like this loser?! I mean come on! Im head cheerleader!!" "Meaning your a bitch of all bitchs." Sasuke replied very coldly. Enough to make him seem like an iceberg. Omg he sunk the titanic. Shame on you sasuke.

Anyways. They all sat around talking till the teacher came back and said they had to head to the gym. They toke over a corner of it. Calling it Ramen Corner Of DOOM. Well Naruto fell asleep quickly. Boredom really gets to people.

Sasuke kept getting a sense of something. He couldn't tell what it was. He asked if he could go to the washroom. Instead he walked around the halls.

"Whos there."

"troublesome..a vampire in our school.."

He turned around to see shikamaru standing there with his pineapple head tilted.

"what do you want?"

"Leave Naruto alone."

"Why should i?"

"troublesome..hes my friend. I dont need him dead."

"I love him you dumbass. I wouldnt hurt him."

"troublesome...What are you even doing"

"i sense something.."

With that he walked away from shika. He followed him just staying quiet. He doesn't really trust him but its nice seeing naruto happy for once. The storm outside made it look like it was night. The few emergency lights shone through the school.

One by one a smash was heard. The lights were shattered. Sasuke went to look at the glass on the ground. He suddenly sensed his brother. "whats wrong?" Sasuke stood up and looked at Shikamaru with fear. " We need to get back to the gym. NOW"

They toke off running down the halls trying to get back to the gym. Once they were there everyone was asleep...he scanned the room Naruto was no where in sight. A note was left in the corner where they were. Kiba was asleep leaning on Shino, Sakura was snoring really loudly.

Reminds me of a troll. Remineded Sasuke as an earthquake. The note said..

Come back to Me..My little one. Our birthplace.

He is nothing but a poor human... Surrender yourself

And his life shall be spared. You cant defeat me

My little brother...

"DAMMIT ITACHI!!" he yelled out. He leaned against the wall and slid to the floor... "He'll die..a very painful..and slow death... Shika didnt bother to speak. Sasuke got up and headed for the door ignoring Shika's Calls. He went right out of the school and headed for his house.

He'll end this once and for all.

Sooo yeah...XD haha kinda went from goofy to serious. Sorry it toke a while updating. Review please!