Chapter 22: Secret Book and Ugly Warrior Maid?

Uzukaze compound

'Wow, I can't believe it. I am living with the rest of the clan. My room is high with a second level for observing the stars, a bath and shower in the bathroom, a kitchen with a half-full fridge and there more outside. * much much much* what that noise.' Lucy head toward the kitchen to Natsu and Happy eating. "Hey Luce, we were just eating the close to expire food and restocking the fridge." "How do you get in here?" "Window." "I should have know." "So Luce,... what new keys you got." "1 gold and 5 silver. Oh, forgot to contract my two one. "Canis Major and Minor" light flash in the room then two dog appear. "Finally someone brought both keys! Hello, my name is Pluto and this is my brother Plue. Plue, says 'hi'" "Pun-Pun" Plue was shaking while Pluto look like a pup form of what Plue might be in Rave Master (it his portrait in the museum).

After Lucy signed their contract they talk a bit. "So Pluto, why you and Plue are so different?" "Well, we both have different proposed. Plue job is to keep people happy while I am use for tracking and hunting." "Pppuuunnn" Plue is dance to explain. "Yes Plue, your dance is cheerful. (Cue shock faces) What?" "Sorry, it just you either good with understanding animal or have a low IQ to know what Plue was saying like I do." "I bet it the latter." "Shut up Happy!" "Oh yeah, Plue get water logged easily." "What about your horns, they can use as a weapon? * bonk* OW! Why you hit me Lucy?" "Because I won't let you throw them like darts!" "Actually, we don't mind being throw or swings like knifes if you take good care of us." "Well, I know a better way for them." They turn their heads to face Naruto eating ramen and Hinata eating cinnamon bun. "How did you..." "Lock pick. Anyway, Happy can ride Pluto while holding Plue as a lance" "Pun-Puun" "You're right, Lucy and me should be a combo." "A what?" * face palm* "A combo is when two or more teammate work together and combine more." "Just like us." "Aye, what about me?"

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"So, how do I look?" Natsu saw Lucy in a maid costume and started to droop. "I… left you the greasiest meat." "Thank, but you can have it, but Onii-san and Onee-san." Meanwhile Naruto and Hinata (who has horizontal black and white strips on her hair and wearing a maid costume) were making out in an alley. "Sorry about that, I can't resist." "That okay, you like it when I look sexy." "Hinata, what are you avoiding sleeping 'with' me?" "I can't tell you now, but soon you will know." "Then I do something to please us for now." Naruto then squeeze Hinata's chest and bottom. "Oooohhhh."

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"* Ding-Dong* Hello, I'm here for the job." While Lucy gets viewed, the rest watch in the bushes. "Hey, is that guy blinded or dumb. Lucy is 1000000X more beautiful that those hags." "Perhaps he like the ugly, thought he too rude. Should I shred him to strips Naru-kun?" "We do that when we frame him for doing going against the law." "Aye" Lucy was sent to the air. "Lucy!"

22 (skip ahead to first battle)

"Jerks, they don't know how hard doing magic is." Natsu had defeat the haven and earth team and helping Naruto tie up the maids. "Natsu, can you keep a eye on the big one while I'll check the house. Somehow I don't think she human." "Sure, it not like she teleport to... wow!" Natsu and Virgo disapper in golden light while Naruto sweat dropped. "I better hurry up before it to late."

(A few mintue ago)

"Lucy are you finish?" Hinata took out a pair of nun-chucks and combine them to form a 4 foot staff. "Almost, just keep him busy!" Lucy was reading Daybreak as fast as she could with her reading glasses. "Aye, I'm trying to wake up Cancer in the meanwhile." Happy was waving a stink fish. "Guess I should step it up." Hinata hit 2 button (the ones at the edge pieces) two 1 foot

gray energy beam came out (yep, light saber nun-chucks). Hinata charge at the fat guy and spin attack him (Link's main attack) but he dive down. "I have enough of this foolishness. Virgo, take them out." Virgo appear but drop down with Natsu on her back. "Whoa, it a good Naruto use knock-out poison cover sezbons to or else it become troblesome." (the Nara clan sneezed) "No, stay back, I'm warning you." "Dynamite Entry" Naruto kick the guy toward the awoked Cancer who gave him a horrible haircut. "Summon me the next time you need me Lucy, ebi." "Why didn't he say crabby." "I have found evidence of crime in his office, so we can draw on him." "I got the marker!" And the rest you know.